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not sure if welp or :jiz: , a bit of both

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yessss
looks great
apparently von trier's cut was like 4 hours, had to give up control to the studio to edit it down to a better size, hopefully it doesn't suffer from it

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it's not about the length of the movie tommy, it's about the motion of the plot and the girth of the broached themes
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c'mon now, you know all you really care about is getting a peep at Shia's taint




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you already know what you see in there

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Tommy Bunz wrote:yessss
looks great
apparently von trier's cut was like 4 hours, had to give up control to the studio to edit it down to a better size, hopefully it doesn't suffer from it
No. The director's cut is 5½ hours, the theatrical version will be 4 hours.

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trailer re-up anyone?

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surprised it stayed up as long as it did
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i really wanted this to be amazing... but simply it doesn't look that great, to be brutally honest.

maybe it's just a bad trailer, or maybe it's focusing on the wrong things to titillate... but just because it's called 'Nymphomaniac' and it's by Lars Von Trier doesn't guarantee it's amazing.

i'll obviously watch it... but honestly, this trailer underwhelmed me both times i watched it :roper:
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Mindbender Futurama wrote:just because it's called 'Nymphomaniac' and it's by Lars Von Trier doesn't guarantee it's amazing.
Wrong.
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Trailer is great.

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I really enjoyed this film btw. Lots and lots of very memorable scenes. The convos between Gainsbourg and Skarsgaard were a bit hit or miss though.

You can tell that the cut the film esp in the start, but 4 hours is fine for a great experience @ the movies.

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Comedy Quaddafi wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:just because it's called 'Nymphomaniac' and it's by Lars Von Trier doesn't guarantee it's amazing.
Wrong.
I hope I'm wrong.

I'm pretty easy to please, but I honestly was less interested in seeing this movie after watching the trailer... and that RARELY happens to me.

Even though you almost are bi-polar to me with your friendship, I generally respect your intelligence :rofl:

Will watch, obviously. I make pornography :ignore:

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Just remember that it's not about polyamore-people having awesome sex. At all.

But if you watch with an open mind you might like it.

It's a pretty nasty film in many ways, though there are some moments of redemption. Sort of.
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Enjoyed the fuck out of this movie. Both parts are up on Netflix instant right now btw.

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Full cut should be out next month. I'd wait for that. Want to watch the whole thing myself but can't see it happening anytime soon.
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Fuck Lars Von Trier. I hate all of his shit.
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stupidregister wrote:Fuck Lars Von Trier. I hate all of his shit.
:cheers: The only people that like his shit are people that want you to think they are better then you.

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This is the worst film ever made.

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Kinda weird that we're two guys who have watched the film considering how much we talked about his previous ones. And this one is even about sex!
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Found Volume I a lot funnier, but I enjoyed both films, tbh

Took a while for me to realise Ronnie O' Sullivan looking dude was the older version of Shia's character.

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