STAR WARS ORIGINAL TRILOGY TOURNEY: DROIDS

[Spartan]

Name: C-3PO aka Threepio
Homeworld: Tatooine
Quotes: We're doomed!
Details: Protocol droid. Speaks Baatchi. Mindbender of the Star Wars galaxy. Rolls with the most useful droid in the galaxy. Built by Anakin Skywalker out of scrap.


Name: R2-D2
Homeworld: Naboo
Quotes: Nothing but beeps, clicks and whizzes.
Details: Astromech droid that does a shit load of hard work without most people giving a fuck.


Name: GNK Droid aka Gonk
Homeworld: N/A
Quote: GONK! GONK!
Details: A walking battery power supply. And that's about it.


Name: EV-9D9
Homeworld: Tatooine
Quote: You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's sail barge, and I think you'll fill in nicely.
Details: Chief whip of all droids in Jabba's Palace. Apparently the droid is meant to have a female persona.


Name: 8D8
Homeworld: N/A
Quote: N/A
Details: Jabba's droid who tortures other droids.


Name: RA-7 Protocol Droid aka Death Star Droid
Homeworld: Death Star
Quote: N/A
Details: You actually see the droid properly in the Jawa's Sandcrawler scene in A New Hope.


Name: Lobot
Homeworld: Bespin Cloud City
Quote: N/A
Details: Bacon Bra's worst nightmare. Wears a yellow woman's blouse and grey slacks Technically a cyborg but who gives a fuck?


Name: 2-1B Surgical Droid
Homeworld: N/A
Quote: I can't remember it off the top of my head.
Details: Medical Droid. Likes to prod Luke's cyborg hand for shits and giggles. Has breathing tube even though he doesn't breath and shit.

[Tommy Bunz]

R2. Should be a shutout.

[capable_keL]

obvi R2 was featured so we got to see him do many things, I would kill to have my own RD unit but 3PO would be so useful around the house and traveling to Mexico n shit

[Combo7]

Gonk for his simple yet elegant design.

[Spartan]

Who voted Lobot?

[Philaflava]

R2

[Kid That's Lifeless]

Audible lols @ Mindbender of the star wars galaxy

[ardamus]

R2D2 by a landslide. He's the only gangsta out of all of em'.

[siLLy KiD]

i'm a faggot. so the choice here is obvious.

[capable_keL]

Audible lols @ Mindbender of the star wars galaxy

me too, the details by Spartan on all of these are great

[ackbar]

who wouldn't vote for R2D2

[Echo Leader]

R2 is not simply the right choice but a practical one as well. A rolling Swiss Army knife that can pilot your ship for you and probably has multiple stash spots built in for when you get pulled over by an Imperial slug.

[ReginaldWonder]

Gonk for his simple yet elegant design.

That's where my vote landed. R2 is kind of a show off, and C3PO is a huge worrywart. Don't care about any of the other droids, but the Gonk droid looks like it was recycled for Silent Running, so I'd like to think that Huey, Louie, or Dewey somehow fell into a time/wormhole and ended up on Tatooine.

[Gregg Popabitch]

I votd for 8d8 because he's gangster.

I want to see a torture off between 8d8 and Jack Bauer.

[ric]

went r2d2 over medical and lobot. lobot is winner for looking cool though and having cool tech-psychic like abilities. none of this saving the galaxy/universe nonsense wouldve been possible if not for r2d2. saves the day like a thousand times. need your ship to be fixed? no problem. space might be the coldest and most harsh environment ever? whatever dude. white and blue for the win. need some hack skillz? look to the computer dude with the prong thing. want to send a secret audio/visual message? no big. also a reliable enough assistant to hang out with the mindbenderesque gold droid thing that nobody gives a flying fuck about

[Philaflava]

C3PO is pretty much the scarecrow of this franchise.

[The ILLatino]

R2 is a muthafuckin' G.