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Name: Ree-Yees
Homeworld: Kinyen
Details: His species are known as Gran. His race had shocking British accents in The Phantom Menance.


Name: Wicket
Homeworld: Forest Moon of Endor
Details: Your little sister's favorite character. He and his Ewok ilk took out the creme de la creme of the Emperor's imperial stormtroopers with sticks and stones. Unfucking believable.


Ponda Baba (Walrus Man)
Homeworld: Ando
Details: Not only does he talk bollocks but he has a pair of testicles for a mouth. Rolls hard with his homie Dr Evazan. So just watch yourself 'cause they have the death sentence on twelve systems, brah!


Tusken Raider aka Sand People
Homeworld: Tatooine
Details: Ride or die single file dudes.


Bib Fortuna
Homeworld: Ryloth
Quote: Jabba wonka?
Details: Jabba's Twi'lek majordomo. Weak minded fool. Schemer.


Gamorrean Guard
Homeworld: Gamorr
Details: Porcine features. Do all the grunt work in Jabba's Palace; including serving as appetisers for the Rancor.


Name: Momaw Nadon aka Hammerhead
Homeworld: Ithor
Details: Calling him Hammerhead is like dropping the n-bomb apparently.


Name: Snaggletooth aka Zutton
Homeworld: Cadomai Prime
Details: Was known as Snaggletooth way before Kirsten Dunst. Alcoholic.


Name: Jawa
Homeworld: Tatooine
Quote: Outini!
Details: A whole race of alien beings on a fucking dustbowl living the Sanford and Son life.


Name: Figrin D'an and The Modal Nodes
Homeworld: Clak'dor VII
Details: These species are known as Biths. Better than anything released on the Anticon label.


Name: Oola
Homeworld: Ryloth
Details: Jabba's Green skinned exotic dancer. Female Twi'leks are basically the Star Wars galaxy's equivalent of asian pornstars if you follow the movies closely. Word to Moolah.


Name: Sy Snootles
Homeworld: Lowick
Details: Star Wars game Tina Turner.


Name: Max Reebo
Homeworld: Orto
Details: Star Wars game Barry Manilow.


Name: Droopy McCool
Homeworld: Kirdo III
Details: Star Wars game Kenny G.


Name: Salacious Crumb
Homeworld: Kowak
Details: Kowakian monkey lizard and the court jester of Jabba's Palace.

Hammerhead guy was my favorite action figure... he looks like he is mega baked. All the aliens from Return of the Jedi suck.

Going with Jawas this time around for the reasons Spartan mentioned.

Sy Snoodles (edit: that version at least) wasn't in the original trilogy, and where's Salacious Crumb? Tusken Raider by default

bib fortuna

Tusken Raider

Bib Fortuna looks like a dick. Voted Figrin D'an & The Modal Nodes because they never get any love.

wicked with the stick

Second on the Salacious Crumb omission.

Tough choice though. Toss-up between the Tusken Raiders (just bad-ass) and the Jawas (drove fucking sandcrawlers and were all about getting money). I have to meditate on this.

Max Reebo.

He's like the Roy Ayers of the Star Wars galaxy, just chillin' out on the vibes all day. Plus that's obviously a stage name.

max reebo is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.

I agree, he's awesome.

Also post / username and all that.

EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:max reebo is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.

That's sad. It means you grew up without ever meeting your real parents?

Also, you picked your username after this guy:



Pretty sure that out retards Max Reebo.

Plus, I think we all secretly know Droopy McCool would win this in a landslide if we could actually vote for him.

Pretty sure it took me about 12 years to finally figure out it was Ponda Baba's arm that gets cut off not Dr. Evazan.

Reset the poll and I put Droopy and Salacious in the poll due to the uproar.

Went with the Pakistani Raiders, but shouts to the breh Max Reebo.



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Max Reebo obvs

went with the jawas over the raiders and the bitches. their voices are cool. their eyes are cool. their robes are cool. the way the have to move their whole bodies to point is cool. they live in cool metal vehicles. they do stuff in groups mostly. they scavenge refuse and make use of it. they sell stuff they buy stuff they repurpose stuff. also can say ootini and sound sweet

Went with Salacious Crumb even though Droopy McCool has the best name of all time. I'm changing my name legally to Droopy McNotAsCoolAsDroopyMcCool.

Max Reebo was always that dude.

reebo and mccool look like blow up water floaty animal toys. there are only two acceptable choices for this poll: jawas or tuskan raiders.

Gregg Popabitch wrote:Max Reebo obvs

REBO FOR PREZ!

Figrin D'an and The Modal Nodes

Them dudes was jammin.