Silicon Valley (Mike Judge's HBO show)

[Tommy Bunz]

I really want to punch Jared and Richard in their faces simultaneously.

[Ramen]

Episode was some midseason filler.

[zombie]

i feel like im the only person who doesnt care episodes are filler as long as they are fucking hilarious.

[Tommy Bunz]

Erlich cracking up about triple asshole was the best

[alpha]

I feel like a dumbass for waiting so long to catch up. You guys think this is a show that someone could pick up and enjoy starting with season 2?

Really hope gilfoyle gets punched this season. He's hilarious but he's due

[Ramen]

I caught my first episode a couple of weeks ago and ended up marathoning it.. Lots of lols in season 1, didnt take long to go back and catch up. Season one finale is a must.

Jared is never not funny, the SWOT board about letting Blaine die had me dying.

[chapter thrive]

this episode was hilarious.

the double a-hole payoff at the end was so good. just stacked next to the swot analysis had me cackling.

[seagrams hotsauce]

SWOT Board:

STRENGTHS

UGLY CAN CAR BLOOD SOAKED AND TOTALLED

BLAINE IS DEAD

BLAINE IS NO LONGER ALIVE

SAVES ASSHOLES FROM MAKING MISTAKES IN MATH

DEATH CAPTURED IN HIGH-RESOLUTION SLOW MOTION; HOLDS UP ON REPEATED VIEWINGS

ONE LESS GUY NAMED BLAINE

WEB TRAFFIC GOES VIRAL

BLAINE’S LAST MOMENT IS REALIZING HIS FACE IS GONE

AS A GIANT DOUCHE, BLAINE TORMENTED ETERNALLY IN HELL

A DEAD BLAINE IS A BLAINE THAT CAN’T REPRODUCE

BLAINE SHITS PANTS FROM FEAR, PANTS DISCOVERED UPON DEATH

SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT

IMPRESS HOT SATANIST CHICKS BY BOASTING ABOUT BLAINE’S DEATH (GILFOYLE ONLY)

AFTER HITTING BUILDING, FLAT BILL OF CAP MIGHT ACTUALLY BEND


WEAKNESSES

BLAINE DIES SUPER FAST

GINA MARRIES BLAINE IN HOSPITAL OUT OF GRIEF

GINA KILLS SELF OUT OF GRIEF

GINA ENTERS CONVENT OUT OF GRIEF

UNFORTUNATE WINDOW WASHERS MUST CLEAN BLOOD OFF BUILDING

BLAINE’S BLOOD HAS AIDS AND GETS ON KIDS

BLAINE DIES SLOW BUT WE CAN’T SEE IT BECAUSE ONLY FAMILY ALLOWED IN HOSPITAL

BUILDING IS STRUCTURALLY DAMAGED

BLAINE’S FUNERAL TELEVISED; PREEMPTS “STAR TREK: TNG” MARATHON

PEOPLE WEAR T-SHIRTS WITH BLAINE’S FACE ON THEM


OPPORTUNITIES

GINA NEEDS CONSOLING

FUCK GINA?

BIRDS GET TO EAT PIECES OF BLAINE

CARBON FOOTPRINT REDUCED BY ONE BLAINE

GRIEF THREESOME WITH GINA & BLAINE’S HOT MOM?

BLAINE’S ORGANS HARVESTED FOR HOT GIRLS WITH CANCER WHO THEN GRATITUDE-FUCK US

DEFECATING ON BLAINE’S GRAVE

DIGGING UP BLAINE’S GRAVE, DISHONORING REMAINS AGAIN

DEATH LEADS TO REGULATIONS ON STUNT INDUSTRY – LIVES SAVED

DISHONORING BLAINE’S REMAINS BY PUTTING FUNNY HAT ON BODY, DRAGGING IT BEHIND CAR

URINATING ON BLAINE’S GRAVE

TAKE HIS WALLET AND SHOES IF NOT TOO BLOODY

MASTURBATING ON BLAINE’S GRAVE

EJACULATION


THREATS

AFTER THIS, NOTHING IS EVER AS MUCH FUN AGAIN

VENGEFUL BLAINE SUPPORTERS ACCUSE US OF CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE

OVER TIME GINA BECOMES MORE CLINGY AND LESS HOT

PEOPLE FIND OUT AND IN YOUTUBE DEATH VIDEO, WE GET FLAMED IN THE COMMENTS SECTION

GUILT (DINESH ONLY)

WE CAN ONLY WATCH HIM DIE ONCE

INVESTIGATION AND TRIAL SETS BACK PIED PIPER BUILD

PHILZ COFFEE CLOSES FOR A DAY TO HONOR BLAINE’S MEMORY

[unclebengi]

STRENGTHS

IMPRESS HOT SATANIST CHICKS BY BOASTING ABOUT BLAINE’S DEATH (GILFOYLE ONLY)


THREATS

GUILT (DINESH ONLY)

I was trying to read as many as I could during the show, thanks for posting.

[Yohan]

This episode was so so good. Absolutely love the the SWOT board.

[Tommy Bunz]

My guess is that Hooli is going to acquire the company that brain-raped them.

[The Ivy League Nigga]

One of the strongest episodes in an already fantastic series. Every other comedy on HBO is so much stronger than GIRLS.

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

I feel like a dumbass for waiting so long to catch up. You guys think this is a show that someone could pick up and enjoy starting with season 2?

Really hope gilfoyle gets punched this season. He's hilarious but he's due

i think you won't miss much, but season 1 is funny & one of the best characters died IRL so you'll miss him

[chapter thrive]

THESE ARE NOT THE DOORS OF A BILLIONAIRE!

[Tommy Bunz]

so funny. I loved that they had him playing that terrible Crazy Town "butterfly" song in his car too, just perfect.

[Ramen]

Yeah, dude killed it this week.

[intuition]

I loved that they had him playing that terrible Crazy Town "butterfly" song in his car too, just perfect.

was coming ( ) in to write the same thing. laugh out loud detail for me.

[Julius Seizure]

I actively tried not to like this show but have now been completely won over. The actor that played Erlich always bugged me; he's funny, ok?, he's funny.

[chapter thrive]

this might be my favorite show to watch at this point.

[ChaMerZ]

so i actually started watching this show. it is pretty bad, i'm not even going to bother with the rest of season 1. lame jokes and i feel like i'm losing brain cells every episode. btw, i program for a living, so i'm in the know with regards to how the industry operates. i don't who the target demographic is for this show, but it is definitely not me.

also, its too white. but that goes without saying.

[alpha]

this might be my favorite show to watch at this point.

Not that far along, but this season has killed it so far. Even when it's not super funny you get an awesome episode like last night. Entourage comparisons are kicking in slightly for me

[seagrams hotsauce]

chamerz i don't think it's possible for you to lose any more brain cells and still maintain basic cognitive functions

[907]

chamerz i don't think it's possible for you to lose any more brain cells and still maintain basic cognitive functions

I feel like everything he hates is really good so far, I just don't know if it's to be different, or if he just has that bad of taste in things.

Chamerz, can you tell me some other things you don't like? Liquid Swords and this show are a good start.

[Yohan]

so i actually started watching this show. it is pretty bad, i'm not even going to bother with the rest of season 1. lame jokes and i feel like i'm losing brain cells every episode. btw, i program for a living, so i'm in the know with regards to how the industry operates. i don't who the target demographic is for this show, but it is definitely not me.

also, its too white. but that goes without saying.

In a few months The Big Bang Theory is back on again. Just hold tight.

[Tommy Bunz]

so i actually started watching this show. it is pretty bad, i'm not even going to bother with the rest of season 1. lame jokes and i feel like i'm losing brain cells every episode. btw, i program for a living, so i'm in the know with regards to how the industry operates. i don't who the target demographic is for this show, but it is definitely not me.

also, its too white. but that goes without saying.

people from canada aren't allowed to say anything is too white
your entire country is vanilla

[ChaMerZ]

nothing deep about this. i'm just personally not into it like that. like i said, i know how the industry operates so it's really difficult for me to sit back and suspend my disbelief, when the silicon valley backdrop is so obviously false / dishonest and is a superficial veneer.

[chapter thrive]

where else did the bad show hurt you, can you show us on the doll?

[Blockhead]

Chamerz gonna do some damage in the year end polls this winter. He's been a silent killer all year. Killing fun, logic, and taste with every dumb word he writes.

[alpha]

What funny is that many people from Silicon Valley actually agree with the fact that the show is an accurate representation of how start ups work.

[seagrams hotsauce]

"i know how the industry operates" as if it's some fucking cabalistic nsa illuminati cult shit that isn't thoroughly prevalent in american society