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Posted: **Thu May 21, 2015 2:32 pm**

Chris Pratt is the best

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:07 pm**

this movie was super fun. i'm sure there were a ton of plotholes, and dumb shit, and people will complain, but i left the theater very happy. best one since the first one.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:52 am**

the trailer just looks like so much cliche and predictability. i'll probably give it a shot cause the wife want to see it, but i'm not excited for it in the least.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:03 pm**

i'm sure if you go in thinking it's gonna suck, you can find reasons it sucks while you're watching. i went in wanting to see a bunch of dinosaurs wreck shit, and that's what happened so i'm down.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:23 pm**

The dinosaurs wrecking shit was amazing. Better than any of the fights in the recent Godzilla or Transformers films. The Rom-Com/ Militatry industrialization/Family Drama elements that get mentioned and never resolved I could really do without, which is why I recommend seeing the film in 3D as while they were going on I just focused on watching the cool dinosaurs in the background.

But Pratt's line "Maybe progress should lose for once" is tied with Russel's "With all due respect, you guys did greats" in Furious 7 for most jarringly bad line of dialogue in an otherwise fun action movie.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:02 pm**

I'm gonna eat a weed cookie and enjoy the fuck out of it at the drive ins later tonight.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:48 pm**

Of all the allusions to the series' past in Jurassic World, none was more shocking than the beautiful homage to Warpath: Jurassic Park.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:14 pm**

How does it compare to something like the most recent Planet of the Apes-movie? I thought that was good and I hope this of a similar quality.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:15 pm**

Comedy Quaddafi wrote:How does it compare to something like the most recent Planet of the Apes-movie which was good?

Much worse. Those are good to great movies. This is a fun time, but not much more.

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:16 pm**

None wrote:Of all the allusions to the series' past in Jurassic World, none was more shocking than the beautiful homage to Warpath: Jurassic Park.

lmao I hope you're not joking. Also, according to Wiki, Giacchino did the music for that too, which is a fun little tidbit

Posted: **Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:42 pm**

movie was fun.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:00 am**

not going to watch this ...

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:31 pm**

ChaMerZ wrote:not going to watch this ...

same

look for what its worth

(haterism below)

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:42 pm**

shut yo ass up ric. how you gonna bitch about it when you haven't seen it?

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:41 pm**

definitely some strange reasoning.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:05 am**

so i see it is breaking records.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:59 pm**

So ric and Canadian ric don't like it because they haven't seen it... Ok.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:32 pm**

People really love dinos I guess since everyone is rushing to see this. I was fucking obsessed with those things as a kid and I suppose they're still popular or it wouldn't draw a crowd like that.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:06 pm**

highest grossing film of all time? i actually don't get it. were people really that psyched to watch this movie? damn. star wars better do higher numbers than this.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:09 pm**

Big fucking shock, you don't get something. You have to be trolling curb... No one can be this socially retarded.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:11 pm**

Last half hour or so killed it. Best dinosaur action ever.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:31 pm**

You should all see it in 3D.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:33 pm**

do we get a dino war between the new dino and some t rex's or something of the sort? I remember being super hyped at the end of the og when the raptors teamed up against the T Rex

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:22 pm**

@dudes
i put the shit in spoilers with a note about haterism if that's trolling that's the most polite trolling in the history of the internet

if you convince me to drag my ass out to see it and it turns out to be just as mediocre or worse as I have guessed it to be then i'll do some fucking troll shit

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:34 pm**

ric wrote:@dudes
i put the shit in spoilers with a note about haterism if that's trolling that's the most polite trolling in the history of the internet

if you convince me to drag my ass out to see it and it turns out to be just as mediocre or worse as I have guessed it to be then i'll do some fucking troll shit

Just see the movie in 3d imax.

Posted: **Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:51 pm**

ric you're pretty much wrong about everything you typed though.

this movie, like the first, is about unethical creation of extinct species. the acting in the first jurassic park is formidable but by no means anything to write home about. the score in this movie clearly pays homage to the first. this story literally revolves around almost the exact human relations as the first.

you're making a bunch of dumb arguments that aren't really that true about the first JP and are essentially equally as true about Jurassic World. the highest praise the movie is getting is it's essentially exactly like JP1, just recreated for the fans of it back then to take their kids to now.

for you to take some moral stance against this movie (of all the reboots) is pretty silly.

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:25 am**

ChaMerZ wrote:highest grossing film of all time? i actually don't get it. were people really that psyched to watch this movie? damn. star wars better do higher numbers than this.

Better do higher? Or else what?

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:11 am**

seagrams hotsauce wrote:
ChaMerZ wrote:highest grossing film of all time? i actually don't get it. were people really that psyched to watch this movie? damn. star wars better do higher numbers than this.

Better do higher? Or else what?

i will be disappointed in my fellow homo sapien brehs

Posted: **Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:00 am**

ChaMerZ wrote:
seagrams hotsauce wrote:
ChaMerZ wrote:highest grossing film of all time? i actually don't get it. were people really that psyched to watch this movie? damn. star wars better do higher numbers than this.

Better do higher? Or else what?
i will be disappointed in my fellow homo sapien brehs

you're right dude. when man's folly drives him to a film about cgi smart lizards over a movie about cgi muppets with lazers, truly we are doomed as species

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:51 am**

haven't seen it yet but this dude has good column on how it fits into the summer slate and what that says about the state of blockbusters and their audience

http://twitchfilm.com/2015/06/destroy-a ... -more.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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