exodus by ridley scott with christian bale +

[ric]

saw it. really like it. good movie. maybe my hard on for ridley scott movies is just too prominent but I just fucking love this guy's shit. it's a beautiful movie with no bs which I just love.

also love the supporting cast. great shit.

disappointed by how they rolled the story up but still good shit

[Versive]

I got to be honest with you. This looks like one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time.

[Comedy Quaddafi]

Mostly negative reviews but I'm still a bit interested. I don't see how it could be that bad, relatively speaking.

There's been plenty of articles about why casting Bale as Moses is racist.

[ThaJim2]

^Making any movie about an old Mediterranean culture and having them speak in a britshish accent is racist. I mean if we are going to have a generic old timey accent they could at least talk like Mario or some other stereotypical Italian accent. Itsza a mea Mosses

[ric]

fuck the reviews. people have no idea what they're looking at. I never read reviews. this is a sweet movie if you like great looking shit that isn't stupid and doesn't kowtow to any bs sort of archetypal film history garbage. reviewers need to get their head out of their fucking ass.

like I said the only negative thing about this movie is that it feels like it could go on longer and be sweeter but they rolled it up. but that may be a studio issue just like Kingdom of heaven directors cut is even more godly than the or release which is a fucking sweet movie

[ackbar]

it's pretty shitty. i don't even know how you could like it that much
of course the writing was stupid & it was somehow boring as well.

[Mindbender Futurama]

I got to be honest with you. This looks like one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time.

Love this post for so many reasons.

Egypt fucking BANNED this movie. Literally, BANTHAMMER'D this shit into oblivion within its borders.

"Gross historical inaccuracies" was what the Ministry of Egypt had said about the film, talmbout "FUCK THIS SHIT like "

learn Hollywood learn

I do want to watch it for the epic fight spectacles and that big tidal wave scene with the battle going on under it, sure that looks cool, the savage in me likes to see that shit sometimes. but otherwise, fuck this illogical eurocentric propaganda

until they make a Napoleon movie with Don Cheadle as Conqueror Bonaparte, I ain't showing no love to this kinda shit

[Comedy Quaddafi]

Egypt fucking BANNED this movie. Literally, BANTHAMMER'D this shit into oblivion within its borders.

"Gross historical inaccuracies" was what the Ministry of Egypt had said about the film, talmbout "FUCK THIS SHIT like "

learn Hollywood learn

It's nauseating enough that you think it's okay for a government to ban a movie but there's a much bigger context that has to do with Israel-Palestine and Sisi's propagandawar + crackdown on freedom of speech.

I know you just say whatever comes to your mind without thinking things through but that was shocking even by your standards.

[Mindbender Futurama]

Egypt fucking BANNED this movie. Literally, BANTHAMMER'D this shit into oblivion within its borders.

"Gross historical inaccuracies" was what the Ministry of Egypt had said about the film, talmbout "FUCK THIS SHIT like "

learn Hollywood learn

It's nauseating enough that you think it's okay for a government to ban a movie but there's a much bigger context that has to do with Israel-Palestine and Sisi's propagandawar + crackdown on freedom of speech.

I know you just say whatever comes to your mind without thinking things through but that was shocking even by your standards.

Nah, this is some fucking 'Birth of a Nation' level bullshit to me. FUCK HOLLYWOOD this time. The Whitewashing of Black History has to stop somewhere!

Normally I don't think it's cool for governments to get involved in art, but THIS time, I'm totally totally cool with it, bruh.

Fuck your ideas, white man. I don't tell you what your morals should be. Just accept that I don't agree with you, and stop trying to tell me I'm wrong for not thinking like you. There's exceptions to every rule. Fuck Exodus and fuck European re-writing of history. They fucking made the Sphinx in the movie have Caucasian features.

FUCK THAT SHIT.

[ackbar]

is the old testament black history?

[Larry2times]

I don't think it's cool for governments to get involved in art

[Kid That's Lifeless]

I don't think it's cool for governments to get involved in art

[seagrams hotsauce]

Why hasn't MB been banned from Curb yet, again?

[Larry2times]

Why hasn't he been banned from the public libraries where he uploads them gifs of him having sex

[Larry2times]

Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt

[Mindbender Futurama]

is the old testament black history?

considering the Jesus bible story comes from the Pyramids of Egypt... I'd say yeah :kanyeshrug:

Why hasn't MB been banned from Curb yet, again?

plus I actually have a decent analytical mind and can provide some nuanced insight on a variety of movies? :kanyeshrug:

Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt

just another form of slavery :kanyeshrug:

Ridley Fucking Scott, the director of this blasphemous excuse for a movie LITERALLY said: "I'm just not going to get it financed if we had Mohammed so-and-so attached as the lead..." http://www.slashfilm.com/exodus-whitewashing/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

if THAT'S not blatant ignorant white supremacy racism, then

[odium-LSC]

Whenever I stop posting for a while I always forget how amazingly fucking stupid mindbender is. I am usually immediately reminded upon my return.

This movie was awful and waaaaay too long. I took a date to this and we spent most of the movie just cracking on it. It was cool looking but the acting and the writing was atrocious.

[Versive]

I got to be honest with you. This looks like one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time.

Love this post for so many reasons.

Egypt fucking BANNED this movie. Literally, BANTHAMMER'D this shit into oblivion within its borders.

"Gross historical inaccuracies" was what the Ministry of Egypt had said about the film, talmbout "FUCK THIS SHIT like "

learn Hollywood learn

I do want to watch it for the epic fight spectacles and that big tidal wave scene with the battle going on under it, sure that looks cool, the savage in me likes to see that shit sometimes. but otherwise, fuck this illogical eurocentric propaganda

until they make a Napoleon movie with Don Cheadle as Conqueror Bonaparte, I ain't showing no love to this kinda shit

I do not like this post for a number of reasons, primarily that you quoted me favorably in a post in which you endorsed censorship enforced by military coup.

Moses being played by a white man is stupid but it's nothing new and it's definitely not what looks most terrible about this movie. It's Christian Bale doing the fucking Jon Connor/Batman voice as Moses.

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

playing batman was the worst choice of his career. achieved superstardom but he barely acts anymore. catching his strong co-starring role in the fighter is like catching a hot rakim verse these days.

[Mindbender Futurama]

I got to be honest with you. This looks like one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time.

Love this post for so many reasons.

Egypt fucking BANNED this movie. Literally, BANTHAMMER'D this shit into oblivion within its borders.

"Gross historical inaccuracies" was what the Ministry of Egypt had said about the film, talmbout "FUCK THIS SHIT like "

learn Hollywood learn

I do want to watch it for the epic fight spectacles and that big tidal wave scene with the battle going on under it, sure that looks cool, the savage in me likes to see that shit sometimes. but otherwise, fuck this illogical eurocentric propaganda

until they make a Napoleon movie with Don Cheadle as Conqueror Bonaparte, I ain't showing no love to this kinda shit

I do not like this post for a number of reasons, primarily that you quoted me favorably in a post in which you endorsed censorship enforced by military coup.

Moses being played by a white man is stupid but it's nothing new and it's definitely not what looks most terrible about this movie. It's Christian Bale doing the fucking Jon Connor/Batman voice as Moses.

yeah but Hollywood is just like its own government with it's own laws and procedures... not much different than Congress

I'm not endorsing censorship. I'm endorsing one motherfucker telling another motherfucker: "HEY MOTHERFUCKER, THERE ARE LIMITS TO THE SHIT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IN THIS LIFE", that's all. I wouldn't endorse a global ban on it. But I am simply saying "I can TOTALLY understand why Egypt doesn't dig on this cinematic swine."

I hear North Korea hated the Red Dawn remake. Why wouldn't they?

Make a movie offensive enough to someone's sensibilities, and ANYONE can say "enough is enough". Even the most liberal white people

Imagine what kind of movie would cause white people in North America to demand it be banned from theatres?

[Larry2times]

enough is enough, ban Mindbender

[ChaMerZ]

I detest Ridley Scott & his movies. Prometheus was weak sauce.

[ChaMerZ]

I got to be honest with you. This looks like one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time.

until they make a Napoleon movie with Don Cheadle as Conqueror Bonaparte, I ain't showing no love to this kinda shit

Gotta be honest, this shxt would slap. Good call Bender.

[ric]

I detest Ridley Scott & his movies. Prometheus was weak sauce.

totally disagree bro