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I read the book. Shit is :fail: . I just saw the movie. Shit is :fail: :fail: .

The movie is one of the most faithful films I have ever seen made from a book though, I'll give it that much.
Most of the scenes are intact, from the helicopter scene to the eye roll, spanking, Clayton's and Jose drinking. (THESE AREN'T SPOILERS)

But holy shit, is this movie the definition of meaty fluff! :wtf:

Dakota Johnson actually brings Anastasia Steele to life. Dornan? Not so much. But he does a 75% good job, and his eyes are intense enough to portray Christian Grey in some moments. Other ones don't kill enough.

And as a BDSM practitioner, this movie gets a few things right, and A LOT OF THINGS WRONG. :bunk:

shit will probably make 90 million this weekend :shittylikesometp:
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and A LOT OF THINGS WRONG
explain?
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Faaaaaaaaaag.

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Mindbender Futurama wrote:I read the book. Shit is :fail: . I just saw the movie. Shit is :fail: :fail: .

The movie is one of the most faithful films I have ever seen made from a book though, I'll give it that much.
Most of the scenes are intact, from the helicopter scene to the eye roll, spanking, Clayton's and Jose drinking. (THESE AREN'T SPOILERS)

But holy shit, is this movie the definition of meaty fluff! :wtf:

Dakota Johnson actually brings Anastasia Steele to life. Dornan? Not so much. But he does a 75% good job, and his eyes are intense enough to portray Christian Grey in some moments. Other ones don't kill enough.

And as a BDSM practitioner, this movie gets a few things right, and A LOT OF THINGS WRONG. :bunk:

shit will probably make 90 million this weekend :shittylikesometp:
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EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:
and A LOT OF THINGS WRONG
explain?
-celebrate a dysfunctional, stalker-ish, abusive, manipulative relationship like such, and pass it off as some sort of reasonable facsimile of a REAL BDSM relationship
-cut out lots of the necessary psychological exploitation and sexual schizophrenia of Christian that actually is the FOUNDATION of the entire idea of the book, which is "50 Shades of Grey"s personality, which keeps Anastasia confused and attracted
-cut out a crucial element that would have made this dud of a climax actually have some emotional depth and impact

can't say much more without spoilers and I don't know who cares to have this conversation maturely, so... if anyone does, I'll continue discussing it. Intelligently and maturely without judgement, like us real BDSM people behave. Online and offline, outside the bedroom, and inside it.

They got the 'Red Room of Pain' down okay though.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Audiences were more than curious to check out the big-screen adaptation of the racy phenomenon "Fifty Shades of Grey" this weekend. The erotic R-rated drama sizzled in its debut, earning an estimated $81.7 million from 3,646 theaters in its first three days, distributor Universal Pictures said on Sunday.

In addition to destroying Valentine's and Presidents Day weekend records, "Fifty Shades of Grey" has also become the second-highest February debut ever, behind "Passion of the Christ's" $83.9 million opening in 2004.

The chart-topping film cost a modest $40 million to produce. Starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan as Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, it could be on track to earn over $90 million across the four-day holiday weekend.


"Our fondest wishes were realized," said Universal's President of Domestic Distribution Nick Carpou. "This is one of those moments where I can speak for the entire studio and say we're celebrating."

Carpou was especially pleased that audiences in large, mid-size, and small markets turned out to see the film despite weather challenges in the Northeast.

"We had a tremendous amount of interest from small-town exhibitors," said Carpou, noting strong outings in the South. "That speaks to their patrons really wanting to see the film as soon as possible and be part of what everyone is talking about."

According to Universal, North American audiences were 68 percent female.

Internationally, director Sam Taylor-Johnson's adaptation of E L James' book earned an estimated $158 million from 9,637 locations in 58 territories. That's the second biggest international opening for Universal, right behind the $160.3 million debut from "Fast & Furious 6," and the highest international opening for an R-rated film ever.

"Those are summer-style blockbuster numbers in February," said Paul Dergarabedian, senior media analyst for box office firm Rentrak.

"Controversy, or at least the conversation that's created by 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' suddenly infuses this movie into the mainstream conversation," he added. "They had to very carefully create a movie that was edgy, push the envelope, but without going too far to make it socially unacceptable."
While some of y'all chatter about ignorance on the internet, i'll be here detailing observations from reality in the real world. :omar:

On Friday, I had guessed the movie would make $90 million on opening weekend. It made $81 million. :smugkid:

It's atrocious. But it's fleshy enough to not be avoidable. And now that BDSM is part of the mainstream lexicon, I can REALLY do my thing :ignore:

You wrote an elementary level piece of dark fantasy fan fiction little miss EL James, but I ain't mad at ya. Can't knock the hustle. :ohhh:
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^good shout on the weekend numbers.

i've heard a lot about the abusive relationship portrayed not representing real BDSM. my read on it is that the narrative is part of the fantasy. ie it doesn't represent a real BDSM relationship, it represents an abusive BDSM fantasy -- which can be nonsensical and rapey but exists cheifly to provoke the erotic imagination. picture a story about a healthy and functioning typical BDSM relationship.... women across the country wouldn't be wetting themselves to that imo.
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This is a thread? On :phila: ?

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Bender out here making an early power move for next years "dirt dirt" award.

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Lol at being worried about spoilers.

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imagine embracing sexual practices that presumably involve licking semen stained old sweaty boots just for the attention youd receive on a message board

or be in porn, riding unattractive people

cos this has to be the majority of attention he gets from this, irl people that arent like retail workers or fluffers surely dont interact w him to this extent. not tryna pile on but it is fascinating. letting mindbender know anything to do w him is fascinatings a bad idea but still

philaflava is windy city heat and hes perry

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Lol at the thread title.

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excuse me, some of us are trying to have a meaningful discussion about cinema here.
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I would say no dude should be talking about that he saw this movie, but it's Bender.

Nigga if you see this movie it should be by accident. LOL

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Loved this film and found it highly provocative.

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Cash Rulz wrote:I would say no dude should be talking about that he saw this movie, but it's Bender.

Nigga if you see this movie it should be by accident. LOL

Only mindbender could start a thread specifically to prove that he's not gay and end up looking like an even bigger faggot.

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Let me point something out. MB starts a thread discussing a movie. Then you botty boys jump in here not talking about the movie, talking about so and so is gay. Who is ruining CYE here? This should be a man in the mirror moment for all of you.
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Go change your tampon.

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EMCEE DARTH MALEK wrote:Let me point something out. MB starts a thread discussing a movie. Then you botty boys jump in here not talking about the movie, talking about so and so is gay. Who is ruining CYE here? This should be a man in the mirror moment for all of you.
You're kidding yourself if you think this thread was an attempt at any type of honest film discussion and not just another attempt by Mindbender to find yet another outlet to discuss his disgusting/pathetic sex life.


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