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obviously i'm into this, hopefully it will actually get an american release
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Soviet Union super heroes is dope idea. but shit looks too much like upgraded league of extraordinary gentlemen

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first of all this is obviously an avengers rip off, but it looks great.

secondly league of extraordinary gentlemen was awesome.

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@ramen
didnt really dig the league of ex gent

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fuck yea!
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the concept art for the bear is so good

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Get some subs and I'm all in.

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i feel like it doesn't even need subs.
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drizzle wrote:the concept art for the bear is so good

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So this leaked

It's pretty terrible but I wasn't bored by it. The production values are high and the cgi mostly looks good, aside from the main villain rocking a shitty rubber suit that feels more appropriate for a Toxic Avenger movie than a 2017 blockbuster. There are a few really cool action set pieces, the bear dude and the super-fast swordsman are legitimately awesome. I'd even say the underlying premise and the implied potential for a cinematic universe are promising. But the script is a total dud, in every way - impossibly confusing backstory, completely inert plotting, flat characters, incomprehensible plot twists, etc etc etc. Mind you, I was following the og Russian dialogue, not the English subs, so it's not like the translation butchered it. The version I watched was apparently a shortened 'streamlined' cut which might account for some of this confusion, but the thing is clearly just terrible either way.
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The subs were so bad on this. Messing up simple stuff like he/she,
Other words apparently don't have a direct translation. But it was fun as shit and drizzle is spot on.

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Ramen wrote:first of all this is obviously an avengers rip off, but it looks great.

secondly league of extraordinary gentlemen was awesome.
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this movie looks amazing and I love expensive rip-offs

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Oh no.



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