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Saltburn was the biggest pile of shite I saw last year

Honorable mention to Silent Night - John Woo should stop making movies

(Not counting stuff like You People, which barely qualifies as a movie)

LOL. God damn I missed movie talk.

I can't get back the 2+ hours I've spent watching the reboot of White Men Can’t Jump.

I completely blocked that atrocity out of my mind

Saltburn was absolutely shite lol. God it's been so long since ive seen even a decent flick it's hard to rate the worst ones now lmaoooo! I wasn't completely disappointed with Wonka, but coulda been better imo. I refuse to watch anything but horror and Christmas movies from sept-dec though so this is usually the time I catch up on shit. My stepdad is an academy member so we have all the screeners but i've yet to find anything that looks even remotely appealing. Holdovers was palatable. Idk. Woketard hollywood ruined fucking everything lol.

'Silent Night' was SUCH a disappointment of a John Woo movie. Fuck that was NOT a Die Hard-like movie at ALL, shit was just boring and unreal

'Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny' was an embarrassment as well, truly an atrocious end to the Indy franchise

'The Flash' has to get shitteth upon too. Can't believe they teased the OG '89 Batmobile in the trailer and didn't use it in the movie. So many, many problems with that movie. Absolutely fucked up the chance to do Flashpoint. Nic Cage Supe?

Meg 2: The Trench

Loathed all this lot last year:

Asteroid City (Wes Anderson)
Bottoms (Emma Seligman)
Cocaine Bear (Elizabeth Banks)
Enys Men (Mark Jenkin)
The Exorcist: Believer (David Gordon Green)
It’s a Wonderful Knife (Tyler MacIntyre)
Knock at the Cabin (M. Night Shamalamadingdong)
Lion-Girl (Kurando Mitsutake)
Maid Droid (Rich Mallery)
The Meg 2: The Trench (Ben Wheatley)
The Nun II (Michael Chaves)
Scream VI (Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)

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Fri Feb 02, 2024 2:29 pm

Loathed all this lot last year:

Asteroid City (Wes Anderson)
Bottoms (Emma Seligman)
Cocaine Bear (Elizabeth Banks)
Enys Men (Mark Jenkin)
The Exorcist: Believer (David Gordon Green)
It’s a Wonderful Knife (Tyler MacIntyre)
Knock at the Cabin (M. Night Shamalamadingdong)
Lion-Girl (Kurando Mitsutake)
Maid Droid (Rich Mallery)
The Meg 2: The Trench (Ben Wheatley)
The Nun II (Michael Chaves)
Scream VI (Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)

Great list - all pure shite

M Night and Elizabeth Banks should be banned from ever making films again

Bottoms actually made me angry