Things In Movies You Never Want to See Again
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Things In Movies You Never Want to See Again
When a character has an introspective moment or makes a life-changing decision and it's raining at the same time. Give me a break.
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When a movie ends and it's a freeze frame of some of the characters smiling.
Or
When a movie ends and it's a freeze frame of some of the characters smiling.
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I didn't think Kids was guilty of this (the shocking stuff serves an important purpose), but the other Larry Clark films I've seen are guilty as hell.still illiterate wrote:the shock technique. Disguise a bad movie as a deep and meaningful one by shocking the audience with 'intense' scenes and images. see, Happiness, Kids.
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Gregg Popabitch wrote:i tell you what i can't get enough of
the john woo technique.
where the main character is supposed to do somemthing gully, he enters the scene in slow motion with doves flying every which way.
Sad isn't it? Action movies have killed what used to be cool action stuff.
The two-pistol John Woo style has been so over done that it's almost painful to watch now. Every piece of shit action movie without any type of originality uses slow mow to cover up the fact the movies action scenes suck.
*Sigh*
Also, the over use of "bullet time", even done in parody, needs to go.
coach takes over crummy littleleague/jrhigh/highschool team because of so and so reason(usually a punishment of some sorts) gets team back in shape with practice montages and or strange motivation techniques. Wins championship while even being offered his job back or being told a speech from the rival coach like "alright you've proved your point give up" or "your team just isn't good enough. Your kids can't beat my kids.."
sports movies in general need to get some new angles, and or plotlines...
sports movies in general need to get some new angles, and or plotlines...
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The Butterfly Effectstill illiterate wrote:the shock technique. Disguise a bad movie as a deep and meaningful one by shocking the audience with 'intense' scenes and images. see, Happiness, Kids.
The only reason that piece of asshole movie got released is because it had some of the most fucked up imagery of all time.
My first thought was "Bruce Willis's dick" then it was just "Bruce Willis".T-Wrex wrote:LOL.. When I saw "Things In Movies You Never Want to See Again", I thought to myself.. "ha.. I should say Kevin Bacon's thing.... but I don't wanna get called by everybody.."Sankofa wrote:good callStormShadow wrote:Harvey Keitel's dick.
I agree with Cas on the rain. Rain is used a dramatic device way the fuck too much. Deep moments happen in the sun too...
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yep this is exactly the kind of movie that i mean.SeaTownBlues wrote:The Butterfly Effectstill illiterate wrote:the shock technique. Disguise a bad movie as a deep and meaningful one by shocking the audience with 'intense' scenes and images. see, Happiness, Kids.
The only reason that piece of asshole movie got released is because it had some of the most fucked up imagery of all time.
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the thing with that movie is that it had no real plot, at least to me. it just seemed like scenes after scene that was supposed to shock us. It could have been much better if those scene were part of an actual good story. It was just boring more then anything.De Seven Free wrote:I didn't think Kids was guilty of this (the shocking stuff serves an important purpose), but the other Larry Clark films I've seen are guilty as hell.still illiterate wrote:the shock technique. Disguise a bad movie as a deep and meaningful one by shocking the audience with 'intense' scenes and images. see, Happiness, Kids.
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ahhaha.. i think wangs should just be outlawed... peroid.. or given XXX ratings..Dids wrote:My first thought was "Bruce Willis's dick" then it was just "Bruce Willis".T-Wrex wrote:LOL.. When I saw "Things In Movies You Never Want to See Again", I thought to myself.. "ha.. I should say Kevin Bacon's thing.... but I don't wanna get called by everybody.."Sankofa wrote:good callStormShadow wrote:Harvey Keitel's dick.
I agree with Cas on the rain. Rain is used a dramatic device way the fuck too much. Deep moments happen in the sun too...
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Fuck it, just airport scenes period; especially when there's a woman or man that's about to hop on a plane and leave their significant other behind "forever", but just when they're about to board the plane their man/woman screams at the top of their lungs for the other to stop. Then they run at each other for a huge hug/kiss/cry combo and the world seems fair and right.Cable wrote:stupid scenes where people are going to the airport and get stopped up at the metal detectors...
fucking sooooo overplayed in movies and tv...
Gloss continues to funnel Kia's semen into his kike mouth.
side question: who else laughed when ashton fell on his face as a cripple?SeaTownBlues wrote:The Butterfly Effectstill illiterate wrote:the shock technique. Disguise a bad movie as a deep and meaningful one by shocking the audience with 'intense' scenes and images. see, Happiness, Kids.
The only reason that piece of asshole movie got released is because it had some of the most fucked up imagery of all time.