The most ruthless sonner in television/movie history?

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:22 pm

Who do you think it is? Who snaps on anyone around and makes you laugh the hardest?

I'm witholding my nomination because I want to see who you guys come up with.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:26 pm

Archie Bunker

Mo Cheeks · Post by **Mo Cheeks** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:27 pm

Fred G Sanford you big dummy

and the G aint for no Games

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:29 pm

Martin Payne

Mo Cheeks · Post by **Mo Cheeks** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:34 pm

bringinoutbangerz wrote:Martin Payne

that was gonna my by answer as well

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:42 pm

Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York should get some love.

Joe Pesci in Casino.

John Laroquette on Night Court...although he had his share of sonnings too.

Al Pacino probably has the best single sonning that I can remember in the scene in Carlito's Way where he disses John Leguizamo:

"You nothing but a chain snatching, dime bag dealing, maracon muthafucka!"

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:43 pm

Moe Cheeks wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Martin Payne
that was gonna my by answer as well

The Red Scare · Post by **The Red Scare** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:44 pm

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "

Smithee · Post by **Smithee** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:54 pm

^ agreed.

Snuggles the DESTROYER · Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:59 pm

Allan Smithee wrote:^ agreed.

Not to mention the:

"How tall are you?"
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:17 pm

The Red Scare wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "

Lock Thread.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:20 pm

Icesickle wrote: Joe Pesci in Casino.

Jennie C · Post by **Jennie C** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:42 pm

Snuggles the DESTROYER wrote:
Allan Smithee wrote:^ agreed.
Not to mention the:

"How tall are you?"
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

This is the correct answer.

Rachel Hobozal · Post by **Rachel Hobozal** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:03 am

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:09 am

The Red Scare wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "

WINNER!

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:21 am

The Red Scare wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "

this was gonna be my answer as well and Dennis leary was gonna be a strong second.....

Career Over Like Mike(NJJ) · Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:11 am

Agreed on

What about in wrestling..?

Bobby Heenan..?

Flair..?

Hall and Nash in WCW..?

The Rock..?

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:29 am

I Drive A Lexus wrote: What about in wrestling..?

Kurt Angle?

OMNI · Post by **OMNI** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:54 am

Alec Baldwin in Glengary

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:32 pm

I Drive A Lexus wrote:Agreed on

What about in wrestling..?

Bobby Heenan..?

Flair..?

Hall and Nash in WCW..?

The Rock..?

Paul Heyman and Axl Rotten and New Jack

Clausir Jones · Post by **Clausir Jones** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:53 pm

Icesickle wrote:
The Red Scare wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "
Lock Thread.

sneed · Post by **sneed** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:00 pm

The Red Scare wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "

you forgot the BEST one...

the one about fingerfucking lilttle mary rotten crotch...

2root2 · Post by **2root2** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:20 pm

Cable wrote:
The Red Scare wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

--
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
--
"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"
--
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
--
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. "
you forgot the BEST one...

the one about fingerfucking lilttle mary rotten crotch...

Hartman wrote:Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful! Port ... hut! Prepare to mount! Mount! Port... hut! Pray!

Henessee Williams · Post by **Henessee Williams** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:01 pm

Cleanhobo wrote:

^thankyou, game over.

lets not forget about Hunter