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A Batman Survey

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A little compare and contrast.

What's the best Batman movie?
The second best?
The worst Batman movie?

Who is the best Batman?
The worst?

Who is the best villian?
Second best?
The worst villian?

What's the best Batman script?
The best production design?
The best cinematography?

Anything else to compare?

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Which Batman had the biggest bulge.
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Cleanhobo wrote:Which Batman had the biggest bulge.
Well, Kilmer did play John Holmes...

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The Comedian wrote:
Cleanhobo wrote:Which Batman had the biggest bulge.
Well, Kilmer did play John Holmes...

:) THE COMEDIAN :)
True. Pretty good movie, too.
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What's the best Batman movie? Batman Begins is the best movie, but the first Batman is my favorite
The second best? Batman
The worst Batman movie? Batman & Robin

Who is the best Batman? best Batman, Christian Bale. Best Bruce Wayne, Michael Keaton.
The worst? George Clooney

Who is the best villian? The Joker
Second best? The Penguin
The worst villian? Arnold's Mr. Freeze

What's the best Batman script? Batman Begins
The best production design? Batman Begins
The best cinematography? Batman Begins

Anything else to compare? Best Alfred? Michael Caine

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Andvil wrote:What's the best Batman movie? Batman Begins is the best movie, but the first Batman is my favorite
The second best? Batman
The worst Batman movie? Batman & Robin

Who is the best Batman? best Batman, Christian Bale. Best Bruce Wayne, Michael Keaton.
The worst? George Clooney

Who is the best villian? The Joker
Second best? The Penguin
The worst villian? Arnold's Mr. Freeze

What's the best Batman script? Batman Begins
The best production design? Batman Begins
The best cinematography? Batman Begins

Anything else to compare? Best Alfred? Michael Caine
I believe you accidentally skipped over my additional question.
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youre right, I did.

Adam West.

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Begins is the best, Batman is second, Batman and Robin is the worst. That goes for every category except best villain, because no one is cooler than The Joker.

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i really liked jim carrey's riddler

edit: but my favorite villain is caesar romero's joker
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Andvil wrote:youre right, I did.

Adam West.
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The pharoah had his moments.

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What's the best Batman movie?

Batman.

The second best?

Batman Returns.

The worst Batman movie?

The George Clooney one.

Who is the best Batman?

Michael Keaton.

The worst?

George Clooney.

Who is the best villian?

The Joker (still not as good as the Joker from the 60s tv show though).

Second best?

The Penguin.

The worst villian?

Arnie as Mr. Freeze.

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cascarrabias wrote:A little compare and contrast.

What's the best Batman movie? Batman
The second best? Batman Begins
The worst Batman movie? Batman & Robin

Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale
The worst? George Clooney

Who is the best villian? Catwoman
Second best? Scarecrow/The Joker
The worst villian? Two Face

What's the best Batman script? Batman Returns
The best production design? Batman Begins
The best cinematography? Batman Returns

Anything else to compare?

Best Direction (Action) Batman
Best Direction (of Actors) Batman Begins
Best Direction (framing) Batman Returns

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What's the best Batman movie?
-Batman Returns

The second best?
-Batman

The worst Batman movie?
-Batman and Robin

Who is the best Batman?
-Christian Bale/Michael Keaton one for batman the other for bruce wayne

The worst?
-Val Kilmer

Who is the best villian?
-The Penguin

Second best?
-Joker

The worst villian?
-Two Face, I mean he had the look down pact but he made him waaaaay to cartoony

What's the best Batman script?
-Batman Begins

The best production design?
-Batman Returns

The best cinematography?
-Batman Returns

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I think Jack didn't do a good "Joker," but it was a good performance.

His character was just a gangster with white makeup on

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What's the best Batman movie?
- last week or two i've been debating to myself which batman was better. begins or burton's original. i have to go with Batman Begins now
The second best?
-Batman
The worst Batman movie?
-Batman and Robin

Who is the best Batman?
-Christian Bale

The worst?
-Val Kilmer

Who is the best villian?
-The Joker, in the comics and the movies

Second best?
-Ra's Al Ghul, though two face comes close (in relation to the comics). In the movies, Penguin

The worst villian?
-Penguin in the comics. in the movies it was mr. freeze

What's the best Batman script?
-batman begins
The best production design?
-Batman returns
The best cinematography?
-batman returns

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What's the best Batman movie?
Batman Returns
The second best?
Batman Begins
The worst Batman movie?
Batman and Robin

Who is the best Batman?
Christian Bale (I know I've said Keaton before but alas, I was wrong. It's Bale
The worst?
Val Kilmer

Who is the best villian?
Jack Nicholson as the Joker is the only correct answer
Second best?
The Penguin
The worst villian?
Arnold is the obvious choice but Tommy Lee Jones fucking sucked as Two Face

What's the best Batman script?
Batman Begins
The best production design?
Batman Returns
The best cinematography?
Batman Returns
Best Direction (Action)
Batman Begins
Best Direction (of Actors)
Batman Begins
Best Direction (framing)
Batman Returns

I saw Batman Begins again and also just watched the first Batman and Batman Returns.

Here's my two cents on those three movies.

Batman Returns is unquestionably better than the first Batman. I don't think Burton was mature enough of a filmmaker yet. After Edward Scissorhands and a more competent crew for Batman Returns (especially Stephen Czapsky the DP he worked with on Scissorhands), the end result way, way more impressive than his first try.

Plus, I don't like how Burton turned Bruce Wayne into a clumsy idiot who needs Alfred to feed him and follow him around. Bruce Wayne isn't incompetent. If he is, he should be doing it on purpose.

One thing I will say: now that Nolan has gotten the whole origin of Batman out of the way, I think the next Batman film will be the best Batman ever.

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I think burton did what no comic book movie up to date has done yet

actually transfer the comic medium into cinema almost flawlessly

when you watch batman returns its like a living breathing comic book

nolan is too stuck on trying to capture realism inside his movies so the comic part remains rather incompetent

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Peeping Tom wrote:I think burton did what no comic book movie up to date has done yet

actually transfer the comic medium into cinema almost flawlessly

when you watch batman returns its like a living breathing comic book

nolan is too stuck on trying to capture realism inside his movies so the comic part remains rather incompetent
Agreed.

I still really like Batman Begins though.

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cascarrabias wrote:
Peeping Tom wrote:I think burton did what no comic book movie up to date has done yet

actually transfer the comic medium into cinema almost flawlessly

when you watch batman returns its like a living breathing comic book

nolan is too stuck on trying to capture realism inside his movies so the comic part remains rather incompetent
Agreed.

I still really like Batman Begins though.
oh i liked it to

after watching all three its prolly up there with the original batman in terms of quality

but batman returns shits on all other batman movies

catwoman, penguin

and i think bruce's 'clumsiness' as you put it is more alfred being a father figure in his life

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The problem I have with Burtons movies, is that a guy dressed in a bat suit looks really silly when he is fighting people. That's why I like how Nolan make him fuck people up with the quickness

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Andvil wrote:What's the best Batman movie? Batman Begins is the best movie.
The second best? Batman
The worst Batman movie? Batman & Robin

Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale.
The worst? George Clooney

Who is the best villian? The Joker
Second best? The Penguin
The worst villian? Ahnolt's Mr. Freeze

What's the best Batman script? Batman Begins
The best production design? Batman Begins
The best cinematography? Batman Begins

Anything else to compare? Best Alfred? Michael Gough

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What's the best Batman movie? Batman Begins
The second best? Batman
The worst Batman movie? Batman & Robin

Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale.
The worst? George Clooney

Who is the best villian? The Joker (best comic)
Second best? Scarecrow (best movie)
The worst villian? Movie 2face

What's the best Batman script? Batman Begins
The best production design? Batman Returns
The best cinematography? Batman Begins

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OMNI wrote:
What's the best Batman movie? Batman Begins
The second best? Batman Returns
The worst Batman movie? Batman & Robin

Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale.
The worst? George Clooney

Who is the best villian? The Joker (best comic)
Second best? Penguin
The worst villian? Freeze
What's the best Batman script? Batman Returns/Begins
The best production design? Batman Returns
The best cinematography? Batman Begins

I saw Batman Returns(completely) a couple days before I saw Begins, I must say I enjoyed Returns alot I think the combination of villains was amazing especailly DeVito( he played it so well, and I loved his humor), I just think "Begins" is how a Batman movie should be made!
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