Trailer for new Jet Li movie and other new martial arts

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:59 pm

haha totally pwned u guys in a thread

n guess what

me n tony jaa are gonna be in a movie together too and all you guys got is yer dumb log

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:10 pm

StormShadow wrote:haha totally pwned u guys in a thread

n guess what

me n tony jaa are gonna be in a movie together too and all you guys got is yer dumb log

dude were making a movie wiht RZA and Sonny Chiba and Sammo Hung and we're gonna be fighting mad ninjas and Ghostdog is gonna be there, and he's gonna be like "Peace Drizzle", and I'm gonna be like "Ghostdog, knowledge to knowledge baby" and you can't come so there

And tony jaa just hit me on the two-way to say he doens't want to be in your gay movie

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:17 pm

ya wull fuk you homos anyway

I don't need tony jaa cuz i just kneed tony jaa and broke his face cuz it turns out that i'm better than him and gonna be in a movie by myself and plus lot of sexy ladies are gonna be on my jock so there

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:27 pm

StormShadow wrote:i just want tony jaa on my jock so there

Dude, keep that to yourself

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:28 pm

JEALOUZ????

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:46 pm

Dude you know how I know you're gay?

Cause you think i'm jealous of your gay sex with tony jaa

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:51 pm

drizzle wrote:Dude you know how I know you're gay?

Cause you think i'm jealous of your gay sex with tony jaa

know how I know you're gay cuz the other day you were all like "I'm gay, hope this isn't weird." And I was like "

" And you were all

and then I

the brow · Post by **the brow** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:54 pm

Time to get a room. Your tired, teen impersonations have turned this thread to suck. Please salvage immediately.

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:55 pm

unibrowski wrote:Time to get a room. Your tired, teen impersonations have turned this thread to suck. Please salvage immediately.

Oh wow, sorry to fuck up the thread. And after all the cool stuff and helpful information you posted in it too. Gee, I hope the guy who posted this thread in the first place doesn't see all this.

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:56 pm

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:11 pm

unibrowski wrote:Time to get a room. Your tired, teen impersonations have turned this thread to suck. Please salvage immediately.

Shadow u know how i know you're gay?

Cause you had your gay boyfriend come bail you out from the vicious pwning you were getting

Thread will come back to topic later wiht a new better Jet Li trailer and a Sha Po Lang review.

Shadow will still be very very very very gay though

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:48 pm

New Fearless trailer, shows a LOT more of the fighting. This shit looks incredible. Jet Li is the greatest screen MA performer of all time, even Shadow's gay boyfriend can't compete

http://www.cinema.com.hk/broadcast/trai ... ler2-1.wmv

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:48 pm

Andvil wrote:and hey Moolah, you know pretty much the majority of this takes place in Australia? Sydney even....I think....
I'm not sure if they shot on location or not, but that's where it was supposed to take place.

Yes I did know this and yes they did actually shoot it out here. Sadly I never saw Tony Jaa.

I want to make a "What Would Tony Jaa Do?" T-shirt. It's a great question because the answer is pretty much always knee and/or elbow someone in the head.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:14 pm

Looks like the Promise is fucked totally. They're pulling the edited version from release all together or something, so bittorent and bootlegs is the way to go now more than ever.

Here's a link wiht details:
http://www.kungfucinema.com/2005/122901.htm

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:51 pm

interesting. I cant say I'm incredibly surpised

I'll only download it if there's a good quality DVD rip or something.
otherwise, I'm looking forward to a crazy-packaged 8 DVD super limited edition tree trunk helmet-sword

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:56 pm

Andvil wrote:I'm looking forward to a crazy-packaged 8 DVD super limited edition tree trunk helmet-sword

Eeeh, I already got a closet full of tree trunk helmet-swords I don't even use. You take like 2 or 3 heads of your enemies and it's fun, but it gets old quick. Plus the heads smell like ass after a few days

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:07 pm

Early reviews for "Fearless":

The early reviews are in for Fearless. Here's a smattering of review highlights:

Fearless is a return to form (of sorts) for Li; likewise for director Ronny Yu, who rediscovers the deft blend of action and artistry he showed off to such great effect in The Bride with White Hair (qualities seen only fleetingly in his subsequent output).

The action comes at you fast and furious in the first hour, with just the right amount of exposition put in to keep the fight scenes from overwhelming the viewer.

Still, that breathtaking first hour, all the way up to the bruising, colossal showdown with Master Qin, is reason enough to run, leap and wire-fu your way to the cineplex to catch this. And since you

HopeLess · Post by **HopeLess** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:24 pm

drizzle wrote:New Fearless trailer, shows a LOT more of the fighting. This shit looks incredible. Jet Li is the greatest screen MA performer of all time, even Shadow's gay boyfriend can't compete

http://www.cinema.com.hk/broadcast/trai ... ler2-1.wmv

Man, the huge white guy who was TYG is fucking huge...is that the same guy in this trailer?

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:07 pm

HopeLess wrote:
drizzle wrote:New Fearless trailer, shows a LOT more of the fighting. This shit looks incredible. Jet Li is the greatest screen MA performer of all time, even Shadow's gay boyfriend can't compete

http://www.cinema.com.hk/broadcast/trai ... ler2-1.wmv
Man, the huge white guy who was TYG is fucking huge...is that the same guy in this trailer?

it is the same dude, Nathan Jones

he's either a football player or an UFC guy, i've heard conflicting stories. he's not much of a screen fighter, but looks impressive just because of the size

HopeLess · Post by **HopeLess** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:21 pm

drizzle wrote:
HopeLess wrote:
drizzle wrote:New Fearless trailer, shows a LOT more of the fighting. This shit looks incredible. Jet Li is the greatest screen MA performer of all time, even Shadow's gay boyfriend can't compete

http://www.cinema.com.hk/broadcast/trai ... ler2-1.wmv
Man, the huge white guy who was TYG is fucking huge...is that the same guy in this trailer?
it is the same dude, Nathan Jones

he's either a football player or an UFC guy, i've heard conflicting stories. he's not much of a screen fighter, but looks impressive just because of the size

No doubt...he's not also the same guy from Troy at the beggining is he? I didn't htink he was, but for some reason they looked similar.

HopeLess · Post by **HopeLess** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:21 pm

NM, just googled him and it is the same dude. Crazy.

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:11 pm

I looked him up a while back and from what I remember he was a professional strong man until he suffered some kind of injury. Apparently he also worked a few dark matches at WWF shows a couple years ago.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:14 pm

StormShadow wrote: professional strong man

i didn't know shit like this existed

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:14 pm

StormShadow wrote: professional strong man

i didn't know shit like this still existed

does that mean i can be a professional gentleman of leisure?

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:16 pm

Yeah if you find a sponsor sure

Trailer for new Jet Li movie and other new martial arts

THREAD UPDATE WITH KILLER EARLY REVIEWS FOR FEARLESS