John Travolta's crib...
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John Travolta's crib...
its ok i guess..... not as ill as redmans crib tho.
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Re: John Travolta's crib...
Not having seen redman's "crib" and being only able to compare it to the FUCKING AMAZING HOUSE THAT JOHN TRAVOLTA LIVES IN, I will naturally assume that Redman inhabits a 4000 room mansion made of solid gold on a floating island of candy bars completely inhabited by big-tittied sex goddesses that hand you a complimentary sandwich after they fuck your brains out.aresem wrote:its ok i guess..... not as ill as redmans crib tho.
Bravo Redman. Bravo.
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You couldn't be further off in your speculation.Smooth Lou wrote:Not having seen redman's "crib" and being only able to compare it to the FUCKING AMAZING HOUSE THAT JOHN TRAVOLTA LIVES IN, I will naturally assume that Redman inhabits a 4000 room mansion made of solid gold on a floating island of candy bars completely inhabited by big-tittied sex goddesses that hand you a complimentary sandwich after they fuck your brains out.aresem wrote:its ok i guess..... not as ill as redmans crib tho.
Bravo Redman. Bravo.
Bravo, Smooth Lou; Bravo.
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.... *cue someone to upload Redman's MTV Cribs episode*Cleanhobo wrote:You couldn't be further off in your speculation.Smooth Lou wrote:Not having seen redman's "crib" and being only able to compare it to the FUCKING AMAZING HOUSE THAT JOHN TRAVOLTA LIVES IN, I will naturally assume that Redman inhabits a 4000 room mansion made of solid gold on a floating island of candy bars completely inhabited by big-tittied sex goddesses that hand you a complimentary sandwich after they fuck your brains out.aresem wrote:its ok i guess..... not as ill as redmans crib tho.
Bravo Redman. Bravo.
Bravo, Smooth Lou; Bravo.
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Oracle's Larry Ellison.Cable wrote:anyways, the craziest crib I've seen was on VH1 where that dude had a japanese section built to his estate that cost like 1 billion to build, it was fucking insane.
He also owns the world's largest yacht, the Rising Sun. It cost over $200 million to build.
Also, Travolta owns a piece of both the Grease and Saturday Night fever soundtracks- two of the best-selling soundtracks ever. He made a lot more off of those than Pulp Fiction.
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that is an insanely large boatMasked Terror #1 wrote:Oracle's Larry Ellison.Cable wrote:anyways, the craziest crib I've seen was on VH1 where that dude had a japanese section built to his estate that cost like 1 billion to build, it was fucking insane.
He also owns the world's largest yacht, the Rising Sun. It cost over $200 million to build.
Also, Travolta owns a piece of both the Grease and Saturday Night fever soundtracks- two of the best-selling soundtracks ever. He made a lot more off of those than Pulp Fiction.
yo, wouldnt you be a bit miffed if you were his neighbors?
I know if i was some rich fuck i wouldnt like the idea or sound of John Travolta taking off and landing his jumbo jet on his private runway behind my crib. Imagine the planning and airspace permission he mustve had to go through to build that.
I know if i was some rich fuck i wouldnt like the idea or sound of John Travolta taking off and landing his jumbo jet on his private runway behind my crib. Imagine the planning and airspace permission he mustve had to go through to build that.
F.U. MOOLAH
This shit disgusts me, honestly. It should be illegal for these people to have this kind of cake.
A billion dollars to have some Japanese shit built into your estate? WTF. You have to be one hell of a thoughtless prick to waste a billion dollars on that shit.
The sultan's crib? WTF. That shit isn't even a crib, it's a fucking neighborhood. He has like 10 cribs there. Absolutely pointless.
How many fucking people is John Travolta chilling with at one time that he needs a fucking 707 AND a private jet parked in his backyard. Fucking scientologists.
YEA THAT'S RIGHT. I'M HATING. FUCK THAT.
A billion dollars to have some Japanese shit built into your estate? WTF. You have to be one hell of a thoughtless prick to waste a billion dollars on that shit.
The sultan's crib? WTF. That shit isn't even a crib, it's a fucking neighborhood. He has like 10 cribs there. Absolutely pointless.
How many fucking people is John Travolta chilling with at one time that he needs a fucking 707 AND a private jet parked in his backyard. Fucking scientologists.
YEA THAT'S RIGHT. I'M HATING. FUCK THAT.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree w/everything 360 said.
Travolta is a worthless piece of crap who is trying to compensate for his tiny penis by building a small village as a home.
The only purpose of most of the space is to house his servants that clean everything/take care of his planes/suck his scientologist dick while he looks at pictures of L. Ron Hubbard.
The Sultan is a little more understandable. He's a Sultan, gotta command fear/respect etc. It's a political position. He's still Dumb in every sense of the word though, and what's up with the multiple basketball courts, tennis courts and golf course??
That boat is like a star destroyer, the guy must be the biggest egomaniac in the word. It wouldn't even be as fun owning a boat that size as owning a smaller boat that you could PILOT YR.SELF without relying on a MASSIVE FUCKING CREW to even keep the damn thing stationary.
Rant done.
Travolta is a worthless piece of crap who is trying to compensate for his tiny penis by building a small village as a home.
The only purpose of most of the space is to house his servants that clean everything/take care of his planes/suck his scientologist dick while he looks at pictures of L. Ron Hubbard.
The Sultan is a little more understandable. He's a Sultan, gotta command fear/respect etc. It's a political position. He's still Dumb in every sense of the word though, and what's up with the multiple basketball courts, tennis courts and golf course??
That boat is like a star destroyer, the guy must be the biggest egomaniac in the word. It wouldn't even be as fun owning a boat that size as owning a smaller boat that you could PILOT YR.SELF without relying on a MASSIVE FUCKING CREW to even keep the damn thing stationary.
Rant done.
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I'd sell it, rent out a one bedroom apartment on the lower east side, then give the rest of the money to Sally Struthers.Combo7 wrote:^^ If Michael Jordan died and left all his property to you in his will, would you live there or sell it and donate the proceeds to charity?
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Re: John Travolta's crib...
Cleanhobo wrote:You couldn't be further off in your speculation.Smooth Lou wrote:Not having seen redman's "crib" and being only able to compare it to the FUCKING AMAZING HOUSE THAT JOHN TRAVOLTA LIVES IN, I will naturally assume that Redman inhabits a 4000 room mansion made of solid gold on a floating island of candy bars completely inhabited by big-tittied sex goddesses that hand you a complimentary sandwich after they fuck your brains out.aresem wrote:its ok i guess..... not as ill as redmans crib tho.
Bravo Redman. Bravo.
Bravo, Smooth Lou; Bravo.
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