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Continuous Kungfu/Martial arts movie thread

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RENAMING THE WU JING THREAD

for the 3 people that actually know who this dude is

http://video.sina.com.cn/ent/m/c/2008-0 ... 3523.shtml


rain fight :ohsh:
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Post by Spartan »

Don't think that link works, drizzle.

Just a weird eye thing that opens up a page of chinese text links.

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sorry bout that, fixed
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it works now for sure since I just watched it


looks pretty cool, you know anything about who directed it or did the action drizz?

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apparently he did it all himself, including the actual directing
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Post by StormShadow »

huh, interesting


remind us about this again when it hits torrents or dvd and whatnot okay drizzle


because I don't even think I picked up the name of it during the preview

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FAKE EDIT: It's his directorial debut.

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it's got some stupid title, let me look it up
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yeah, i'll be watchin this. is there a site that is mainly about recent/new azn action films?

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ok, ready for this..... Legendary Assassin

Is there a randomized generator in the deep under belly of hong kong that comes up with this shit? I can picture Tsui Hark making a pilgrimage to some dank basement under a completely innocuous looking dim sum stand, and feeding an old rusty machine with chains and spikes a bunch of punch cards with words like "kill", "assasin", "impact", "fatal", "deadly", etc. Some kind of midget on a chain then cranks the wheel on demand and thus a title of the new kung fu extravaganza is born.
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Assassin's Legend of the Fatal Impact Deadly Kill

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StormShadow wrote:Assassin's Legend of the Fatal Impact Deadly Kill
would buy in a second though
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there's a couple of interesting things coming, so let's just keep this rolling along

Motherfucking Yu Rong Guang, the motherfucking Iron Monkey, is finally back in something new. Such a shame he didn't make more movies

http://www.mtime.com/movie/80324/trailer/13262.html
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thanks B, i dont know where to go to find this type shit on the net, my one spot no longer exists

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no problem.... if you need a site with lots of steady updates on all sorts of genre and cult leaning movies, you should check out twitchfilm.net
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Post by StormShadow »

this thread is a good idea... AND a good idea

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this just popped up on hk flix:

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allegedly this is the uncut, cleaned up wide screen version with the og credit sequence, which makes all previous versions look crippled by comparison (couldn't help myself there)

it that's indeed the case then this is a huge deal
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crippled.... masters?


need working picture

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sorry, fixed

crippled masters indeed

just getting some breaking info from other nerds, apparently fareastflix has this and two crippled heroes in lbx

the one on hkflix is put out by panmedia, i know they touched you in the bad place when you were little stormy
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I just don't like that they are out and out thieves

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thieves with hearts of gold

and pockets of gold
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Post by StormShadow »

I will say if they somehow had a hand in cleaning this up or finding the original title sequence you mentioned, then it's a different story



but if it's business as usual I'll either wait for an 'official' release or just steal the panmedia one because fuck em

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i haven't heard dick about an official release, maybe the dude who runs fareastflix or one of that whole kungfu trader nerd cabal restored it and panmedia bootleged their copy

i'm disillusioned with waiting for official releases, preordered Return of The Deadly blade months ago (it's that good), the order got cancelled without an explanation a week before it was supposed to ship
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we gotta getchu on cinemageddon dog, then you'll never have to anticipate anything again, every day will have a special gift for you

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i know, but don't i need shit on my computer already to get in the club or whatever?
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it's not mp3x dog


you don't need naan except for a lil ol bittorrent program and some patience

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I'm still looking for Jade Fox, that was a childhood favorite of mine.

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Galvatron78 wrote:I'm still looking for Jade Fox, that was a childhood favorite of mine.
the pornstar or the tv show? never heard of a movie called that though
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byXGg7iHu8 - english language trailer for legendary assasin, i think there's a bit more fight footage in this

what bugs me is that the trailer shows a lot of action, but it all seems to be from the same 2 or 3 fights. it would be dissapointing if this shit ended up like SPL or Flash Point, 1 hr of pointless plot followed by 30 mins of action. i would prefer an even distribution of asskicking throughout.

as far as the choreography itself, judging by this trailer and some of the work from this previous effort Fatal Contact, he seems to have the 3-4 people simultaneous combo hits on lock. which is really dope, and speaks highly to the caliber of the stunt men he's working with
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drizzle wrote: Image

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so by pure luck i found a copy of this at kims. it's fucking awesome. fully makes use of the premise and then some, tons of extra weirdness like a yoga master that folds into a dimsum basket and a bad guy hunchback with an iron hump, tons of awesome fighting (crippled and normal), and some rediculous cruelty towards the handicapped. get it
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