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Continuous Kungfu/Martial arts movie thread
RENAMING THE WU JING THREAD
for the 3 people that actually know who this dude is
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rain fight
for the 3 people that actually know who this dude is
http://video.sina.com.cn/ent/m/c/2008-0 ... 3523.shtml
rain fight
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apparently he did it all himself, including the actual directing
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it's got some stupid title, let me look it up
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ok, ready for this..... Legendary Assassin
Is there a randomized generator in the deep under belly of hong kong that comes up with this shit? I can picture Tsui Hark making a pilgrimage to some dank basement under a completely innocuous looking dim sum stand, and feeding an old rusty machine with chains and spikes a bunch of punch cards with words like "kill", "assasin", "impact", "fatal", "deadly", etc. Some kind of midget on a chain then cranks the wheel on demand and thus a title of the new kung fu extravaganza is born.
Is there a randomized generator in the deep under belly of hong kong that comes up with this shit? I can picture Tsui Hark making a pilgrimage to some dank basement under a completely innocuous looking dim sum stand, and feeding an old rusty machine with chains and spikes a bunch of punch cards with words like "kill", "assasin", "impact", "fatal", "deadly", etc. Some kind of midget on a chain then cranks the wheel on demand and thus a title of the new kung fu extravaganza is born.
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would buy in a second thoughStormShadow wrote:Assassin's Legend of the Fatal Impact Deadly Kill
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there's a couple of interesting things coming, so let's just keep this rolling along
Motherfucking Yu Rong Guang, the motherfucking Iron Monkey, is finally back in something new. Such a shame he didn't make more movies
http://www.mtime.com/movie/80324/trailer/13262.html
Motherfucking Yu Rong Guang, the motherfucking Iron Monkey, is finally back in something new. Such a shame he didn't make more movies
http://www.mtime.com/movie/80324/trailer/13262.html
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no problem.... if you need a site with lots of steady updates on all sorts of genre and cult leaning movies, you should check out twitchfilm.net
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this just popped up on hk flix:
allegedly this is the uncut, cleaned up wide screen version with the og credit sequence, which makes all previous versions look crippled by comparison (couldn't help myself there)
it that's indeed the case then this is a huge deal
allegedly this is the uncut, cleaned up wide screen version with the og credit sequence, which makes all previous versions look crippled by comparison (couldn't help myself there)
it that's indeed the case then this is a huge deal
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sorry, fixed
crippled masters indeed
just getting some breaking info from other nerds, apparently fareastflix has this and two crippled heroes in lbx
the one on hkflix is put out by panmedia, i know they touched you in the bad place when you were little stormy
crippled masters indeed
just getting some breaking info from other nerds, apparently fareastflix has this and two crippled heroes in lbx
the one on hkflix is put out by panmedia, i know they touched you in the bad place when you were little stormy
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thieves with hearts of gold
and pockets of gold
and pockets of gold
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i haven't heard dick about an official release, maybe the dude who runs fareastflix or one of that whole kungfu trader nerd cabal restored it and panmedia bootleged their copy
i'm disillusioned with waiting for official releases, preordered Return of The Deadly blade months ago (it's that good), the order got cancelled without an explanation a week before it was supposed to ship
i'm disillusioned with waiting for official releases, preordered Return of The Deadly blade months ago (it's that good), the order got cancelled without an explanation a week before it was supposed to ship
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i know, but don't i need shit on my computer already to get in the club or whatever?
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the pornstar or the tv show? never heard of a movie called that thoughGalvatron78 wrote:I'm still looking for Jade Fox, that was a childhood favorite of mine.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byXGg7iHu8 - english language trailer for legendary assasin, i think there's a bit more fight footage in this
what bugs me is that the trailer shows a lot of action, but it all seems to be from the same 2 or 3 fights. it would be dissapointing if this shit ended up like SPL or Flash Point, 1 hr of pointless plot followed by 30 mins of action. i would prefer an even distribution of asskicking throughout.
as far as the choreography itself, judging by this trailer and some of the work from this previous effort Fatal Contact, he seems to have the 3-4 people simultaneous combo hits on lock. which is really dope, and speaks highly to the caliber of the stunt men he's working with
what bugs me is that the trailer shows a lot of action, but it all seems to be from the same 2 or 3 fights. it would be dissapointing if this shit ended up like SPL or Flash Point, 1 hr of pointless plot followed by 30 mins of action. i would prefer an even distribution of asskicking throughout.
as far as the choreography itself, judging by this trailer and some of the work from this previous effort Fatal Contact, he seems to have the 3-4 people simultaneous combo hits on lock. which is really dope, and speaks highly to the caliber of the stunt men he's working with
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so by pure luck i found a copy of this at kims. it's fucking awesome. fully makes use of the premise and then some, tons of extra weirdness like a yoga master that folds into a dimsum basket and a bad guy hunchback with an iron hump, tons of awesome fighting (crippled and normal), and some rediculous cruelty towards the handicapped. get itdrizzle wrote:
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