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Saddingly this appears to be serious, unless I'm missing some sort of meta-joke. On the plus side, I think Mindbender could legitimately benefit from this.
Saddingly this appears to be serious, unless I'm missing some sort of meta-joke. On the plus side, I think Mindbender could legitimately benefit from this.
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- Awesome Vatican Assassin
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there's not a single sentence in that whole thing that isn't hilarious
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not writing song titles that could subsequently be turned against you in a homo-suggestive manner when you start dating he-bitches is a valuable skill for any mc to learnThun wrote:How to avoid the most common songwriting mistakes. Even the some of the greatest rappers ever are guilty of these (Rakim and Common are just two examples).
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"We're so confident that you'll learn to rap with The Complete MC, that we're offering a 150% money-back guarantee. Ask for a refund at any time within 60-days and a check is on its way to you - for the full amount plus 50% more than you paid "
Shit is hilarious. The "rappers" name on the last quote on the bottom of the page can't be fucked with either.
"mc monologue your words are for real. i took time to practice following every tip and i must confess yours are applicable. i have battled twice and won already. with you i am a complete mc." -jerry tha vyrus
Shit is hilarious. The "rappers" name on the last quote on the bottom of the page can't be fucked with either.
"mc monologue your words are for real. i took time to practice following every tip and i must confess yours are applicable. i have battled twice and won already. with you i am a complete mc." -jerry tha vyrus
somone really needs to photoshop a "Her Erection" LP complete with tracklisting.drizzle wrote:not writing song titles that could subsequently be turned against you in a homo-suggestive manner when you start dating he-bitches is a valuable skill for any mc to learnThun wrote:How to avoid the most common songwriting mistakes. Even the some of the greatest rappers ever are guilty of these (Rakim and Common are just two examples).
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those green lines on the cover could easily be turned into a dick, but i'm not good at photoshop detail work
as far as tracklisting
01. Her Erection
02. I Used To Love H.E.R. P.E.N.I.S.
03. Watermeloninherpocket -
04. Book of Lifestyle choices -
05. In My Own World She doesn't rape me(Check The Method) -
06. Another Wasted Nite With Her balls in my mouth -
07. Nuthin' To Do with women -
08. Cummunism -
09. WOAHMOEKY -
10. Thisismecomingout
11. Orange Pineapple Juice with a splash of Berry Hpnotiq and a twist of lime
12. Chapter 8==> (Bottom Man vs. Top Man) -
13. Maintaining her erection -
14. Sum Shit I Wrote while bent over the couch -
15. Pops up from under her skirt Rap
needs some fine tuning
as far as tracklisting
01. Her Erection
02. I Used To Love H.E.R. P.E.N.I.S.
03. Watermeloninherpocket -
04. Book of Lifestyle choices -
05. In My Own World She doesn't rape me(Check The Method) -
06. Another Wasted Nite With Her balls in my mouth -
07. Nuthin' To Do with women -
08. Cummunism -
09. WOAHMOEKY -
10. Thisismecomingout
11. Orange Pineapple Juice with a splash of Berry Hpnotiq and a twist of lime
12. Chapter 8==> (Bottom Man vs. Top Man) -
13. Maintaining her erection -
14. Sum Shit I Wrote while bent over the couch -
15. Pops up from under her skirt Rap
needs some fine tuning
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LOL, not bad. Almost there.drizzle wrote:those green lines on the cover could easily be turned into a dick, but i'm not good at photoshop detail work
as far as tracklisting
01. Her Erection
02. I Used To Love H.E.R. P.E.N.I.S.
03. Watermeloninherpocket -
04. Book of Lifestyle choices -
05. In My Own World She doesn't rape me(Check The Method) -
06. Another Wasted Nite With Her balls in my mouth -
07. Nuthin' To Do with women -
08. Cummunism -
09. WOAHMOEKY -
10. Thisismecomingout
11. Orange Pineapple Juice with a splash of Berry Hpnotiq and a twist of lime
12. Chapter 8==> (Bottom Man vs. Top Man) -
13. Maintaining her erection -
14. Sum Shit I Wrote while bent over the couch -
15. Pops up from under her skirt Rap
needs some fine tuning
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04 Book of Alternative Lifestyle choices
more descriptive
more descriptive
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oh man like water for chocolate is even easier
Dooinit (without a safe word)
The Questions (When's it gunna be my turn to top)?/The Questions (of gender)
Pop's Rap III... All My Children (date men)
The 6th Inch
Time Travelin (aka Ericah doesn't seem that bad in restrospect)
The Light Bondage
Dooinit (without a safe word)
The Questions (When's it gunna be my turn to top)?/The Questions (of gender)
Pop's Rap III... All My Children (date men)
The 6th Inch
Time Travelin (aka Ericah doesn't seem that bad in restrospect)
The Light Bondage
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Heat (burning sensation around the anus)
Payback is an attractive grandfather
Cold Blooded (open sores)
Thehorniest
A Song for Asstatasandshaft
i'm amuzing myself heartily
Payback is an attractive grandfather
Cold Blooded (open sores)
Thehorniest
A Song for Asstatasandshaft
i'm amuzing myself heartily
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Nice.drizzle wrote:The 6th Inch
Go take a look at his first album's song titles. Some of them shits are gold already.
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not just the first one either, me and my roomate were going back and forth with these over email today, and we came to the conclusion that 'one day it will all make sense' doesn't need any help at all either
Gettin' Down at the Amphitheater
All night long
is all i got to say to that
Gettin' Down at the Amphitheater
All night long
is all i got to say to that
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Admin Name........... Adam Costa
Admin Email.......... thecompletemc@yahoo.com
i want more infos on this douche stat.... bets he looks like dids crossed with SYM with a splash of drizzle for good measure.
Admin Email.......... thecompletemc@yahoo.com
i want more infos on this douche stat.... bets he looks like dids crossed with SYM with a splash of drizzle for good measure.
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WTF is that shit?thekeentwo wrote:Admin Name........... Adam Costa
Admin Email.......... thecompletemc@yahoo.com
i want more infos on this douche stat.... bets he looks like dids crossed with SYM with a splash of drizzle for good measure.
i'm sexy as all fuck
http://www.steadybloggin.com - some of these are my thoughts yo
drizzle wrote:WTF is that shit?thekeentwo wrote:Admin Name........... Adam Costa
Admin Email.......... thecompletemc@yahoo.com
i want more infos on this douche stat.... bets he looks like dids crossed with SYM with a splash of drizzle for good measure.
Nets 2022
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honeypot.. thats why i said good measure. to give the fictitious character some hope.drizzle wrote:WTF is that shit?thekeentwo wrote:Admin Name........... Adam Costa
Admin Email.......... thecompletemc@yahoo.com
i want more infos on this douche stat.... bets he looks like dids crossed with SYM with a splash of drizzle for good measure.
i'm sexy as all fuck
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Whoever says that battles are strictly freestyle is a liar. Even if
their rhymes arenגt written before the battle, you better believe
they are looking at you and working out ways to humiliate you
before you both get up on that stage.
Here is how you limit that possibility. Whenever Iגm in a battle I
will wear a loud, obnoxious shirt that draws attention (my bright
red T with Bruce Lee on the front is a personal favorite). Other
MCגs who are sizing me up will be formulating punchlines around
that shirt. They canגt help but focus on it!
Hereגs the kickerג¦ When my name is called to go up on stage, I
quickly through a jacket over the shirt. This destroys any
punchline my opponent has about it. If they use the line anyways, I
look out to the crowd and act completely bewildered, as if to say
גWhy is he referencing Bruce Lee when Iגm wearing a brown jacket?ג
The key is to dress loud before the battle, then cover up with
something plain during the battle. The same goes for hair: if you
sport a ponytail or cornrows, throw a cap on right before.
what the fuck are you kidding me? lol.
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Yo Pen, are you listening? hahaWhoever says that battles are strictly freestyle is a liar. Even if
their rhymes arenגt written before the battle, you better believe
they are looking at you and working out ways to humiliate you
before you both get up on that stage.
Here is how you limit that possibility. Whenever Iגm in a battle I
will wear a loud, obnoxious shirt that draws attention (my bright
red T with Bruce Lee on the front is a personal favorite). Other
MCגs who are sizing me up will be formulating punchlines around
that shirt. They canגt help but focus on it!
Hereגs the kickerג¦ When my name is called to go up on stage, I
quickly through a jacket over the shirt. This destroys any
punchline my opponent has about it. If they use the line anyways, I
look out to the crowd and act completely bewildered, as if to say
גWhy is he referencing Bruce Lee when Iגm wearing a brown jacket?ג
The key is to dress loud before the battle, then cover up with
something plain during the battle. The same goes for hair: if you
sport a ponytail or cornrows, throw a cap on right before.