Battle Rap Vid Thread (KOTD, URL, iBattle, etc.)

Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:11 pm

someone posted a battle from grindtime a few months back, and one of the guys was amazingly hilarious, with terribly timed punchlines and shit but i cant remember the name for shit. can anyone uncover this mystery? like, the amount of laughing people were doing at this dude was amazing, if that helps

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:33 pm

might've been me. was it this video?

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Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:14 pm

yes!

uno lavoz is the shit

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ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm

"so you let a white boy take your name, huh, biyatch?"

that dude funny as fuck. seen these two?

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Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:12 am

Dirt is the illest in Grind Time by far, yo imho.

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Dirt's first verse is the funniest shit ever.

Moar.

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Against ex-:phila: punching bag, Event.

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Versive · Post by **Versive** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:53 am

ardamus wrote:might've been me. was it this video?

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This battle is videographic evidence that the state of New York has better weed than you do.

the dead poet · Post by **the dead poet** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:28 am

judging from the two battle heads vids in here....stainless and dirt....one is writing for the other.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:59 am

the dead poet wrote:judging from the two battle heads vids in here....stainless and dirt....one is writing for the other.

a lot of people say its Dirt writing for Stainless. don't believe it though. certain shit Dirt says isn't exactly Stainless says and vice versa. they're in the same clock though, Goon Platoon. but yeah, Dirt's one of the nicest cats in Grind Time. sucks he lost to Johnny Storm and couldn't make it to his battle with Philly Swain (which became Philly Swain vs. The Saurus).

here's some other battles Stainless was in.

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ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:01 am

Moolah wrote:Dirt is the illest in Grind Time by far, yo imho.

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Dirt's first verse is the funniest shit ever.

Moar.

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Against ex-:phila: punching bag, Event.

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All bullshit aside, Event does a lot of shit for the battle scene. Video stuff I mean.

KITFUNK · Post by **KITFUNK** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:02 am

Moolah wrote:Dirt is the illest in Grind Time by far, yo imho.

NO.

Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about. I could name 25 better battlers off hand easy.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:09 am

KITFUNK wrote:I could name 25 better battlers off hand easy.

KITFUNK · Post by **KITFUNK** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:18 am

Moolah wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:I could name 25 better battlers off hand easy.

What you lookin at? Shit! Look at ya momma, nigga!

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:28 am

Moolah wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:I could name 25 better battlers off hand easy.

Dirt is on when he doesn't slip. I think when he went against some heavy hitters, he wasn't as on point as he has been before.

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Fuzzy Logic · Post by **Fuzzy Logic** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:53 pm

just saw uno lavez battle yesterday, guy is fucked up. toronto's kotd 2 day world battle event is on this weekend.

Verge · Post by **Verge** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:35 pm

That Uno Lavez kid is a hilarious fuckin character, imo. I hope he goes somewhere in entertainment or comedy, not rap yo.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:54 pm

Fuzzy Logic wrote:just saw uno lavez battle yesterday, guy is fucked up. toronto's kotd 2 day world battle event is on this weekend.

WD2. Wish I could've gone. No spoilers, please?

Versive · Post by **Versive** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:18 pm

I know I'm totally out of the loop on this and it's probably a ridiculous question, but how and when do you find out who won these battles? It's kind of anti-climactic when after a great face-off they just dap up without us hearing the official verdict.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:40 pm

Versive wrote:I know I'm totally out of the loop on this and it's probably a ridiculous question, but how and when do you find out who won these battles? It's kind of anti-climactic when after a great face-off they just dap up without us hearing the official verdict.

It will just be at the end of the video, but some battles are "promo", which means not judged.

Versive · Post by **Versive** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:46 pm

Moolah wrote:
Versive wrote:I know I'm totally out of the loop on this and it's probably a ridiculous question, but how and when do you find out who won these battles? It's kind of anti-climactic when after a great face-off they just dap up without us hearing the official verdict.
It will just be at the end of the video, but some battles are "promo", which means not judged.

Word, I guess I've seen a bunch of those. I thought Senseless took that battle with Uno easily.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:08 pm

KITFUNK wrote:
Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about.

If you wouldn't mind, might you clarify what the streets about?

I only ask because there may be several us here who are unclear as to what the streets are abouting.

odium-LSC · Post by **odium-LSC** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:18 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:
Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about.
If you wouldn't mind, might you clarify what the streets about?

I only ask because there may be several us here who are unclear as to what the streets are abouting.

I was just about to ask this. Please, please illuminate us to what the streets true purpose.

chump change · Post by **chump change** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:22 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:
Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about.
If you wouldn't mind, might you clarify what the streets about?

I only ask because there may be several us here who are unclear as to what the streets are abouting.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:15 pm

chump change wrote:
PopeyeJones wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:
Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about.
If you wouldn't mind, might you clarify what the streets about?

I only ask because there may be several us here who are unclear as to what the streets are abouting.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:19 pm

Why does this dirt guy sound exactly like Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock?

chump change · Post by **chump change** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:50 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:
chump change wrote:
PopeyeJones wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:
Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about.
If you wouldn't mind, might you clarify what the streets about?

I only ask because there may be several us here who are unclear as to what the streets are abouting.

nice

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:52 pm

Thun wrote:Why does this dirt guy sound exactly like Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock?

Youtube audio proof or it didn't happen.

Jaz · Post by **Jaz** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:53 pm

You all know that Dirtbag Dan is my lost long lost twin right?

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:34 pm

Moolah wrote:
Thun wrote:Why does this dirt guy sound exactly like Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock?

Youtube audio proof or it didn't happen.

My bad, I misremembered. He actually sounds like Statler or Waldorf (not sure which one is which). Muppet accent, though, for sure.

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Verge · Post by **Verge** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:42 pm

Thun wrote: Muppet accent, though, for sure.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:08 am

Moolah wrote:
Versive wrote:I know I'm totally out of the loop on this and it's probably a ridiculous question, but how and when do you find out who won these battles? It's kind of anti-climactic when after a great face-off they just dap up without us hearing the official verdict.
It will just be at the end of the video, but some battles are "promo", which means not judged.

You're sorta right. Not always. They have polls for these battles, too. Depends on the league. Grind Time will show who's the winner as well as KOTD and what the judges think; sometimes they'll take polls on the winner and other times they'll take polls on if the fans agreed to the judges decision. I think No Coast and some others do the same thing. Now, URL with Math Hoffa, T-Rex, and etc., they go by the votes of the fans in the polls on their website.