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Dirt aint wack but he aint what the streets about.
If you wouldn't mind, might you clarify what the streets about?

I only ask because there may be several us here who are unclear as to what the streets are abouting.
LOL @ Dirt not being what the streets are about. Dirt got his own shit going for him. He's the best out of Goon Platoon with him, Stainless, Ivan, and Real Talk doing their thing.

Lets post this battle up. He went against one of my homies, PG, from way back. Damn good battle. Listen to Dirt's 2nd round about guns. Its some out there shit.

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uno is amazingly funny. he should do stand up comedy or just get in a movie and be like aziz' randy in funny people.

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Dirtbag Dan >>>

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this is awesome

mac lethal was really on point AND funny, he got this one imo
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I was definitely skeptical about posting some of Uno's battles on here. Figured cats on :phila: may not appreciate it but glad you guys dig it. Dude's getting pretty popular on the battle scene.
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Reason wrote:<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

this is awesome

mac lethal was really on point AND funny, he got this one imo
:naswtf:

It would take some time to properly expound on everything wrong with this clip in particular and to a lesser extent, much of this thread. Suffice it to say, that clip was really, really, really painful to watch and hear. Awkward does not even do it justice.
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COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:
Reason wrote:<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

this is awesome

mac lethal was really on point AND funny, he got this one imo
:naswtf:

It would take some time to properly expound on everything wrong with this clip in particular and to a lesser extent, much of this thread. Suffice it to say, that clip was really, really, really painful to watch and hear. Awkward does not even do it justice.
You do realize that more skill was on display in that clip than in pretty much every other one posted though, right? I'm most likely in agreement with whatever you'd want to argue, but I thought I'd point that out.

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Thun wrote:
COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:
Reason wrote:<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

this is awesome

mac lethal was really on point AND funny, he got this one imo
:naswtf:

It would take some time to properly expound on everything wrong with this clip in particular and to a lesser extent, much of this thread. Suffice it to say, that clip was really, really, really painful to watch and hear. Awkward does not even do it justice.
You do realize that more skill was on display in that clip than in pretty much every other one posted though, right? I'm most likely in agreement with whatever you'd want to argue, but I thought I'd point that out.
Word. I would probably say that the Dirt vs. Pumpkinhead was actually kinda good. This one was just...very confusing watching two white guys debate their "blackness" or lack thereof; accapella, in a room filled with black people.

America.

I realize that I just do not "get" this whole scene and as such, have nothing positive or enlightening to say. I'm sure if you are into it and know all the players it might be cool :lurkers:
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Word, just watched it. Pumpkinhead roasted that muppet-sounding backwater queer.

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I'm late in just realizing that these battles are just aggressive slam poetry?

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Blockhead wrote:I'm late in just realizing that these battles are just aggressive slam poetry?
You never watched them or this just occurred to you?

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Thun wrote:
Blockhead wrote:I'm late in just realizing that these battles are just aggressive slam poetry?
You never watched them or this just occurred to you?
I've seen tons of these but this just occurred to me. I'm ashamed. I suppose it's cause I never really was thinking while watching them.

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COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:
Thun wrote:
COOLEHMAGAZINE wrote:
Reason wrote:<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?ve ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsZnE2uk05Y?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

this is awesome

mac lethal was really on point AND funny, he got this one imo
:naswtf:

It would take some time to properly expound on everything wrong with this clip in particular and to a lesser extent, much of this thread. Suffice it to say, that clip was really, really, really painful to watch and hear. Awkward does not even do it justice.
You do realize that more skill was on display in that clip than in pretty much every other one posted though, right? I'm most likely in agreement with whatever you'd want to argue, but I thought I'd point that out.
Word. I would probably say that the Dirt vs. Pumpkinhead was actually kinda good. This one was just...very confusing watching two white guys debate their "blackness" or lack thereof; accapella, in a room filled with black people.

America.
For real. Combine that with the heated gayness debate and you've got a pretty weird sociological experiment going on.

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Blockhead wrote:
Thun wrote:
Blockhead wrote:I'm late in just realizing that these battles are just aggressive slam poetry?
You never watched them or this just occurred to you?
I've seen tons of these but this just occurred to me. I'm ashamed. I suppose it's cause I never really was thinking while watching them.
Depends on the emcees you watch, too. E. Ness usually has some sort of flow in is battles.

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Then there's Ness Lee. He's a beast.

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I actually find some of these battles amusing. That crazy puerto rican dude from earlier in the thread was lulz. It's just the theatrics of it is pretty gay when all it is , is just a snapping session that rhymes without a beat.

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Tha Uno Lavoz guy is hilarious but in that one battle where he tries to rap for real he demonstrates how utter trash he truly is.

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Blockhead wrote:I actually find some of these battles amusing. That crazy puerto rican dude from earlier in the thread was lulz. It's just the theatrics of it is pretty gay when all it is , is just a snapping session that rhymes without a beat.
Without doubt, some of the ones I've seen, I think its weak as fuck that some of these dudes treat like some prose and slam poetry. But a good portion can be entertaining. Here's a recent battle one of the DMV homies doing his shit, Pro'Verb. Watch the 3rd round because its pretty heated.

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I liked watching the dumbfounded battles because he doesn't yell at people and still kills them. sick multis too yo

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Post by Panama »

I wanna see Supa Hot Fire get at these niggas


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The simon rex rap battle parody>>>>>>>>>>>
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Panama wrote:I wanna see Supa Hot Fire get at these niggas


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:lastweek: i posted this in P&B but i haven't seen part 2 yet.
Blockhead wrote:The simon rex rap battle parody>>>>>>>>>>>
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:lastweek: on this one, too, but still funny. For real, Blockhead, watch that Pro"verb vs. Anymal battle. DMV has become the league in GT now. Next to the upstate division I'd say.
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Oh, I know it's mad old. It got posted in some old dirt nasty thread.
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Post by Panama »

ardamus


Iג€™m aware of itג€™s :lastweek: ness but it seemed relevant to the topic

Plus these videos mock grind time, which I hate with a passion

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Panama wrote:ardamus


Iג€™m aware of itג€™s :lastweek: ness but it seemed relevant to the topic

Plus these videos mock grind time, which I hate with a passion
don't take it personal, nigga, goddamn calm down. we get it, you're not fan of the battle vids and you like the parody shit. i wasn't hating on the fact you posted it; just saying it was old. that part 2 is new though; glad they made it. anyways.......

Nocando>>>>>>>>
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GOAT

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peanut butter wrote:GOAT

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there's something about every rapper in Canada that has the name Conspiracy :lol:

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Frank Stacks anyone? Skip the other dude.

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