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Canibus vs. Dizaster discussion

Post by Mindbender Futurama »

rap is outta control.

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daaaamn homie. in high school, you was the maaan, homie.

the fuck happened to you? :owens:

shit yo. Canibus really got served tonight.

worse than LL Cool J or Eminem ever damaged him.

wow.

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Post by Employee »

Shit was already horrible, but from 1:15 on is fucking embarrassing.

And what was that gay ass line at the end about Dizaster's eyes? Something like "Your big peanut butter chocolatey eyes." WTF.

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There is so much wrong happening in that clip. That dude in his posse looks like Aries Spears with a fauxhawk. Is Bis' notebook legal or standard, bro? It's like half the size of his torso.

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Bis' cast = Masturbation injury

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He has a promising career in battle rap ahead of him.

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Honestly I was expecting more camouflage and am disappointed by the lack of it.

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Bis has weak ass writtens.

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This really isn't that surprising. Canibus seems like he is living in a flurry of emotions.

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"Why does 99% of you resemble Mad Illz?" = :arrow: / :err:

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:rofl: @ organik covering his ears

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Employee wrote:Shit was already horrible, but from 1:15 on is fucking embarrassing.

And what was that gay ass line at the end about Dizaster's eyes? Something like "Your big peanut butter chocolatey eyes." WTF.
Followed with, 'when i look into the windows of your soul i don't see much inside.' Obvious hint towards the development of a potential relationship.

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Post by odium-LSC »

:lol: so canibus didn't even bother memorizing his own lines? did he spit the whole shit from the notebook?

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people still battle ??

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sad

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both careers are going no where.

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I can't believe he had the awareness to reference his "4, 3, 2, 1" verse... but didn't have the focus to memorize it.

I've done one of those battles, and prepared for it more than any other single performance in my entire life. You can't take that shit lightly. I did Hip Hop Kareoke once and fucking BOMMMMBED. You think you know the lyrics to something, and sometimes you just DON'T. Especially if you haven't practiced it nearly a thousand times.

And Canibus said "I wrote 30 pages of rhymes! Don't you want to hear them?!" but it's like "yeah we want to hear them... WITHOUT YOU READING THEM OFF THE PAGE" :owens: and apparently he's already gone on worldstar hip hop coppin a plea. I have pity for him, but at the same time it's battle rap, son. You decapitated LL Cool J a decade ago, Canibus. Someone else has now done it to you.

"Canibus why is your arm in a sling and stuff? Oh, I guess it's because you punched yourself in the chest so hard your shoulders touched" :ohsh: :copy: :copy: :copy: :ohsh:

when Dizaster said THAT... I was like "this shit is WAAY beyond over" LOLOL

and this is the biggest :bunk: :fail: :clay: :blaowarrow: FAIL in battle rap history.

the rest of Canibus's life crawling up out of the grave begins NOW.
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this right chea?

AWESOME.

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YESSSSSSS YESSSSSSSS MOAAAR :rofl:
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IT JUST GETS BETTER

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LMAO @ THIS WIGGER IN THE BACKGROUND

WITHOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS FAGGOT SHIT I AM SAYING EITHER A BORK OR CANUCK

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Mo Cheeks wrote:Image

LMAO @ THIS WIGGER IN THE BACKGROUND

WITHOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS FAGGOT SHIT I AM SAYING EITHER A BORK OR CANUCK
that's the president of the league, Organik. a very hard working and dedicated hip hop head, for real.

the look of disappointment you see on his face is from his large investment in Canibus not getting the returns he expected. let the Canadian homie live.

Alchemist showed up, that's how much respect dude gets

that being said: the look on his face is PURE :bunk: :lol:
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This shit was just sad. It seems like he's completely out of touch

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Not a good look.

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Post by Stieflkater »

lol it seemed like Dizaster was about to cry when he came with the putting my own dog to sleep line...

The whole shit was wigganormous...

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My teenage self just cried a little. What happened to the ass eating skills of Canibus?
"You gonna let a cheeseburger do that?" Yeah, I like to instigate

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Employee wrote:Bis has weak ass writtens.
this is the biggest surprise of them all.

like :naswtf: you didn't study the level of lyricism in the realm you are entering, homie?

it's not 1998 and you are not trying to out rhyme DMX or Mr. Cheeks here, 'Bis :rofl:

these kids come with BARS OF DEATH. squadrons of bars. rhymes for 3 minutes straight type shit, no pauses or breaks for more than a half-second. and you be spitting 15 lines then taking a 2 minute breather and shit, looking all confused and smug and lost in space... what part of the game is that, yo? :wtf:

it was really shitty that Canibus had the cojones to say something like "fuck what Royce 5 9 gonna say/ I got enough bars for the entire Slaughterhouse anyway!" ... and then choke in both the first and second round :owens: :owens:

apparently not :bunk:
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Stieflkater wrote:lol it seemed like Dizaster was about to cry when he came with the putting my own dog to sleep line...
for real though.

:rofl: x :owens:
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Post by Mindbender Futurama »

Royce's Twitter comments are fucking HILARIOUS though!!

"this n!gga gotta be on bath salts!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :copy:
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Stieflkater wrote:Dizaster was about to cry when he came with the putting my own dog to sleep line...

that line pretty much made everyone's heart drop to their stomachs at the venue, it was very poignant. i shit you not i saw a fan with a canibus t-shirt outside on the verge of crying.

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intuition wrote:
Stieflkater wrote:Dizaster was about to cry when he came with the putting my own dog to sleep line...

that line pretty much made everyone's heart drop to their stomachs at the venue, it was very poignant. i shit you not i saw a fan with a canibus t-shirt outside on the verge of crying.
i saw you get interviewed, Lee

where's da :phila: shoutout, son? wtf lol

and that kid wasn't on the verge of crying... you saw him after he was done wiping his tears away :owens:
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