Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
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Create Your Own NBA Autobiographies
Relatives seem to always get autobiographies for sports fans as easy gifts at this time of year, because there is no shortage of them.
For example, shit like this exists.
Make your own NBA book titles.
You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
I'm On A New Team, Again. Did Anyone Notice? by Jared Bayless
Being An Elite Athlete, but Eating As Much Baguettes As You Want By Boris Diaw
I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.
How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West
The Bench Boss of Reactions By Ronny Turiaf
I"m Having So Much Fun by Greg Poppavitch
An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems
I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams
For example, shit like this exists.
Make your own NBA book titles.
You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
I'm On A New Team, Again. Did Anyone Notice? by Jared Bayless
Being An Elite Athlete, but Eating As Much Baguettes As You Want By Boris Diaw
I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.
How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West
The Bench Boss of Reactions By Ronny Turiaf
I"m Having So Much Fun by Greg Poppavitch
An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems
I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams
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T Rav wrote: You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
I Don't Like This Coach: Simple Haircuts For a Complex Man By Deron Williams.
How To Seduce Older Women By Delonte West
An American Guide To Europe By Sonny Weems
I Swear I don't Have Downs Syndrome by Shelden Williams
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fuck me, my back hurts by steve nash foreword by larry bird
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT Rav wrote: You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take. But You Make 37.2% of the 20 Something Shots Per Game You Do Take By Kobe Bryant
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Million Dollar Baby - by Paul George
Couldn't Kill It: The Paul George Story
Aborted: The Story Of Paul George's 2014 Season
Aborted: Not So Fast Dad - by Paul George Jr.
Couldn't Kill It: The Paul George Story
Aborted: The Story Of Paul George's 2014 Season
Aborted: Not So Fast Dad - by Paul George Jr.
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Better pay up, or else. By Gilbert Arenas
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"The Fuck is FiveThirtyEight?" by Andrew Wiggins
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"Dress to Impress" - Michael Jordan
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Lala Tastes Like Honey Nut Cheerios: KG's Best Cereal Recipes By Kevin Garnett
How To Make Money In the Real Estate Market By Antoine Walker
Putting Some Mustard On Proper Choking Techniques By Latrell Sprewell
How To Make Money In the Real Estate Market By Antoine Walker
Putting Some Mustard On Proper Choking Techniques By Latrell Sprewell
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How to design Father's Day cards by Shawn Kemp
Hey, by the way who's Curt?
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"You Can Find That in the Plumbing Aisle, Sir" by Delonte West.
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Behold, I'm A Pale Horse by Kyle Korver
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I can't feed my family on 7 million a year by Latrell Sprewell
Tips to driving motorized vehicles by Eddie Griffin
Tips to driving motorized vehicles by Eddie Griffin
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that Eddie griffin one
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It got dark, but that's what I envisioned when I started this thread. Solid Eddie Griffin one. I somehow missed that he died.
How the fuck did that happen?
How the fuck did that happen?
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he drove onto some train track whilst pervin, & swervin in his 94 SuburbanT Rav wrote:It got dark, but that's what I envisioned when I started this thread. Solid Eddie Griffin one. I somehow missed that he died.
How the fuck did that happen?
one of my favorite ballers
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Wifebeating 101 by Jason Kidd
Shots Fired by Jayson Williams
Black Like Me by Jason Williams
Shots Fired by Jayson Williams
Black Like Me by Jason Williams
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Tips on Riding Motorbikes by Jason Williams?Cash Rulz wrote:Wifebeating 101 by Jason Kidd
Shots Fired by Jayson Williams
Black Like Me by Jason Williams
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Bicentennial Man by Tim Duncan
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley
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Duncan one:
Muggsy and down:
Muggsy and down:
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'How to choke and still succeed in crunch time' Latrell Spreewell
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Prophecy wrote:Bicentennial Man by Tim Duncan
At the Feet of Great Men By Mugsy Bouges
Mars Attacks, The Sam Cassell Story
Not Cheaper by the Dozen by Shaw Kemp
From Russia with Love, Once a Year by Andrei & Masha Kirilenko
Gregg Poppabitch, Leave Me Alone by Ricky Rubio
The Poster, Life on the Wall by Shawn Bradley
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haha great thread idea, if i'm not lazy i'll come up with some at some point (i know yall waiting with bated breath)
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