I want to be more autistic Then I can wrap the scotch tape around the tree Without even using my thumb nail to find the beginning Then I can invent every ritual before I even get to the campground When trees fall into your atrium Use the axe to climb every limb Pile the ladders on top of each other ...

yeah..i'm def in

Gravy bears don

I know people that invite their Chinese crested on the trampoline
Only to accidentally launch him
Onto the neighbor

When you jerk off and you

Do the Matrix Do the Carnosaur Do the bath beads Do the paintball Get bumper sticker oxtailed Make a poster a pickle stand Take a cucumber Fasten it into a necktie Take a necktie Make it a colander Strain out your funnel cake Watch the sacred geometry patterns Emerge from the congealed battleship No...

Wafah Dufour

like that's not a bin laden american idol cross reference...
very clever...

Dick Clark had a stroke
Now he

Your master seamstress found your grandmother

Like that other night, When I had arthroscopic surgery, But the doctor left his keys in my incision, So every time he unlocked his car door The ringtone would set off my pacemaker Which made the sprinkler system go haywire By this time, the nurse had already fallen Into the small vat of urine my lab...

This is about the craziest video I've ever seen on the internet. It's some kid who does pop culture seances and this one's about melding the energy fields of Jennifer Aniston and the puggle breed!! Say What??!! I know, it sounds crazy, but you absolutely have to see it to believe it. If you need any...

yup. i'm in mane

note: this is by no means about killing someone's grandma. i don't support geriatric pandemics or anything of the sort. It's more about stomping out culture, like turning matter into vapors with your mind by processing synapses on other wavelengths. Seriously, and i hate leaving these little message...

FOR ANYONE WHO CARES THI IS ALL BUNK!!!!!!!!! They re two seperete people with very, very exorbidant amounts of time on thier hands, when they're not cleaning up hydrogo refuse at local Fun Zones. THEY ARE 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!! but no one cares, like its a my space suicide attempt. i mean come on, ...

i crumple it up and go next!!! no, really, i only peep pieces of cats i think i'd be into. a specific style that doesn't let me down. not to hate on emotional significance. but somone like nowell's soul is the type of ish i won't even repsond to. why do cats want to hear u hate their ish? either, ha...

Amelia Earhart is still 27 somewhere
Applying a clear layer of nail polish so her Korean manicurist doesn

don't you guys live near each other? cyber battles don't really get much accomplished. see who can burst a blood vessel using a single frozen watermelon Jolly Rancher on your deck's center archway. whatever. like take it outside and juice up the whole fortress. you know, cavities and all. plus, peep...

first off, thansk for the props. these piece is about somoen i know who is at least one version of a a soiciopath, and i was just trying to throw his energy out thee in verbal, gospel form. 2nd off, i'm 'glad' this post turned into a chrome/ gut frozen debate club. r they really bickering? r they th...

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alcohol isn't conducive to ill rhymes mane...get wit that flax seed oil, like LT is ardently promoting during late nite infomercials for 'Blitz'

In the future models will be deformed and amputees
With jagged snaggleteeth perhaps
And laser engraved bicuspids with your favorite designer brand
Grafted into the cavity

yeah, exactly. it sounds like you older ish, circa 2002-2003. Definetly tight. like i've said before, along the romanticized subhuman ish, cretan level of thetan clensing

also, more like your older ish. definetly tight. along that suicide girls steeze

tight...kinda like your old skool, more abstract ish. that's my favorite type o stuff you do. that it doesn't sound you know, like hot topicy hokey, or whatever. like a good croenenberg flick, be it Dead ringers, Videodrome, or Crash

shit was really tight. the rhyme sheme was very imoressive and didn't seem forced at all. and a real nice, quasi-joking tone really accentuated the quality rhymes.

that shit's dope; its kinda colombiney mixed with some comoic villain seriousness, maybe sandman (i'm not familiar with it) overall, really tight.

The eradication of western civilization
All nomenclature becomes extinct,
Just levitating in your septic tank barely able to cling
To the linoleum fortress that gastronomically defines your entrails
All evidence of the corporate input
You

you forgot toro, but u would have to use the 'o' twice

Burn my poems cuz your mom ate herself out
Cuz your dad

you guys are the same what? arthropod? exoskeleton stronhold? of course, you can out with timmy tonight. just don't slam the door when you come in.
grandma is still recuperating from her base jumping expedition at famous billboards. My favorite is the Serta sleeper that folds into my dauschanud