the dirtbag dan mixtape

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:55 am

KITFUNK wrote:Fuck outta here faggot. You have no argument.

Brilliant retort, bro!

DLG · Post by **DLG** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:22 pm

Icesickle wrote:Fuck it. I'll make the claim that Waka is more than just entertaining and indeed has some "soul":

Prime example is this song.

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"I'm in front of the jury like I'm guilty
Shorty tried me so I'll killed him off GP
Mom I'm sorry, I can't let you bury
Don't worry, Just commissary
And some letters and some phone time Momma
What's the Golden Rule?
Don't turn on my partners"

Much like John Singlenton did in the opening of "Baby Boy," dude correlates 'hood mentality and a state of arrested adolescence. He's talking to, and consoling, his mom about getting sent to prison on murder charges like a kid who just got sent home from school for fighting. The Golden Rule, one of the first ethical laws that children are often taught, is rewritten as a code of the streets.

are you parodying something or being serious?

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:30 pm

I was being serious. I know that Waka hasn't been deemed to be "deep" by the cognoscenti, so any attempt to look at his work in a critical fashion should be scoffed at though. Chortle away.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:54 pm

KITFUNK wrote:Waka was simply an example. I can name other terrible rappers that ya'll will disagree with me on though if you prefer.

Also, if you think Waka is entertaining...kill yourself.

So this is a personal thing with you?

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:59 pm

Icesickle wrote:I was being serious. I know that Waka hasn't been deemed to be "deep" by the cognoscenti, so any attempt to look at his work in a critical fashion should be scoffed at though. Chortle away.

there's was a decent amount of critical writing on his album going around though, mostly positive.

KITFUNK · Post by **KITFUNK** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:04 pm

Thun wrote:
KITFUNK wrote:Waka was simply an example. I can name other terrible rappers that ya'll will disagree with me on though if you prefer.

Also, if you think Waka is entertaining...kill yourself.
So this is a personal thing with you?

Not at all.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:08 pm

Icesickle wrote:Fuck it. I'll make the claim that Waka is more than just entertaining and indeed has some "soul":

Prime example is this song.

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"I'm in front of the jury like I'm guilty
Shorty tried me so I'll killed him off GP
Mom I'm sorry, I can't let you bury
Don't worry, Just commissary
And some letters and some phone time Momma
What's the Golden Rule?
Don't turn on my partners"

Much like John Singlenton did in the opening of "Baby Boy," dude correlates 'hood mentality and a state of arrested adolescence. He's talking to, and consoling, his mom about getting sent to prison on murder charges like a kid who just got sent home from school for fighting. The Golden Rule, one of the first ethical laws that children are often taught, is rewritten as a code of the streets.

LOL. Ithe....this might be your "Mona Lisa", bro. Haven't laughed like this on a Monday in a minute.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:09 pm

drizzle wrote:
Icesickle wrote:I was being serious. I know that Waka hasn't been deemed to be "deep" by the cognoscenti, so any attempt to look at his work in a critical fashion should be scoffed at though. Chortle away.
there's was a decent amount of critical writing on his album going around though, mostly positive.

You can't be serious.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:24 pm

i am, although most of it focused on the album as pure ignorant entertainment.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:28 pm

How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:33 pm

Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.

Maybe it's the fact that G.O.B.B.'s (Guardians of the Boom Bap) like yourself have FOR YEARS rallied against and lampooned rap aimed at the hessbz12/naturallybornretarded365 demographic. That might have something to do with it.

I know, I know, you wrote a fucking editorial. Sweet.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:33 pm

cause he wears house shoes instead of timbs yo

KITFUNK · Post by **KITFUNK** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:34 pm

Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.

MOP, Poet, Shug = Premo on beats

That's how.

I don't fuck with Celph, duke's corny. Can't justify anyone liking him.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:35 pm

Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.
Maybe it's the fact that G.O.B.B.'s (Guardians of the Boom Bap) like yourself have FOR YEARS rallied against and lampooned rap aimed at the hessbz12/naturallybornretarded365 demographic. That might have something to do with it.

I know, I know, you wrote a fucking editorial. Sweet.

I was looking for unenraged responses though. Take a stress tab.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:44 pm

Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.
Maybe it's the fact that G.O.B.B.'s (Guardians of the Boom Bap) like yourself have FOR YEARS rallied against and lampooned rap aimed at the hessbz12/naturallybornretarded365 demographic. That might have something to do with it.

I know, I know, you wrote a fucking editorial. Sweet.
I was looking for unenraged responses though. Take a stress tab.

No. You were looking for a string of intellectual blow jobs disguised as posts giving you accolades for embracing the Flockaveli Philosophy for seemingly no other reason than to be paid attention to by tweens.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:46 pm

Why don't you repost that deconstruction of a Gucci Mane song courtesy of Ianneed that you were splooging over for a good quarter of the year.

It's old, but you know where to find it, blood.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:47 pm

Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.
Maybe it's the fact that G.O.B.B.'s (Guardians of the Boom Bap) like yourself have FOR YEARS rallied against and lampooned rap aimed at the hessbz12/naturallybornretarded365 demographic. That might have something to do with it.

I know, I know, you wrote a fucking editorial. Sweet.
I was looking for unenraged responses though. Take a stress tab.
No. You were looking for a string of intellectual blow jobs disguised as posts giving you accolades for embracing the Flockaveli Philosophy for seemingly no other reason than to be paid attention to by tweens.

It's true. Tweens stay roaming rap blogs and I couldn't resist.

I'm concerned about your anger levels though. Relax, relate, release.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:48 pm

Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.
Maybe it's the fact that G.O.B.B.'s (Guardians of the Boom Bap) like yourself have FOR YEARS rallied against and lampooned rap aimed at the hessbz12/naturallybornretarded365 demographic. That might have something to do with it.

I know, I know, you wrote a fucking editorial. Sweet.
I was looking for unenraged responses though. Take a stress tab.
No. You were looking for a string of intellectual blow jobs disguised as posts giving you accolades for embracing the Flockaveli Philosophy for seemingly no other reason than to be paid attention to by tweens.
It's true. Tweens stay roaming rap blogs and I couldn't resist.

I'm concerned about your anger levels though. Relax, relate, release.

Go put on your Flockaveli Footisies and curl up next to the fire.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:48 pm

Employfree wrote:Why don't you repost that deconstruction of a Gucci Mane song courtesy of Ianneed that you were splooging over for a good quarter of the year.

It's old, but you know where to find it, blood.

Oh true that would completely discredit me for claiming that Waka Flocka Flame is entertaining an you would be so right and not angry.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:52 pm

Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote: Maybe it's the fact that G.O.B.B.'s (Guardians of the Boom Bap) like yourself have FOR YEARS rallied against and lampooned rap aimed at the hessbz12/naturallybornretarded365 demographic. That might have something to do with it.

I know, I know, you wrote a fucking editorial. Sweet.
I was looking for unenraged responses though. Take a stress tab.
No. You were looking for a string of intellectual blow jobs disguised as posts giving you accolades for embracing the Flockaveli Philosophy for seemingly no other reason than to be paid attention to by tweens.
It's true. Tweens stay roaming rap blogs and I couldn't resist.

I'm concerned about your anger levels though. Relax, relate, release.
Go put on your Flockaveli Footisies and curl up next to the fire.

I would but I have too many adoring tween fans to entertain right now.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:55 pm

Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:Why don't you repost that deconstruction of a Gucci Mane song courtesy of Ianneed that you were splooging over for a good quarter of the year.

It's old, but you know where to find it, blood.
Oh true that would completely discredit me for claiming that Waka Flocka Flame is entertaining an you would be so right and not angry.

Yes, it thoroughly discredits your horse shit opinions on Wocka Flacka Flames and whoever else's dick is in your mouth that year. Do you still sleep with Doseone's Hemispheres and a retainer under your pillow?

Thunny Bono, are you projecting with your repeated mentions of "anger"? Too early to refill your prescription?

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mike eagle · Post by **mike eagle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:57 pm

Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.

I tried...but then my grammar wagon fell apart

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:59 pm

Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:Why don't you repost that deconstruction of a Gucci Mane song courtesy of Ianneed that you were splooging over for a good quarter of the year.

It's old, but you know where to find it, blood.
Oh true that would completely discredit me for claiming that Waka Flocka Flame is entertaining an you would be so right and not angry.
Yes, it thoroughly discredits your horse shit opinions on Wocka Flacka Flames and whoever else's dick is in your mouth that year. Do you still sleep with Doseone's Hemispheres and a retainer under your pillow?

Thunny Bono, are you projecting with your repeated mentions of "anger"? Too early to refill your prescription?

Oh shit you're right! I just checked and it totally does discredit my horse shit opinions! True! I was so full of undiagnosed projecting anger I couldn't see that but you've shown me the light.

There's one problem, though. You're still umad. Visibly. Why? Is it because you're walking on eggshells trying not to get banned again? That could send anyone over the edge.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:01 pm

mike eagle wrote:
Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.
I tried...but then my grammar wagon fell apart

Also you hadn't actually listened to the guy's music and your explanation was more a convoluted attempt to describe decades long trends than a response based on individual taste.

Do you really listen to Big Shug? Seriously?

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:03 pm

Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:Why don't you repost that deconstruction of a Gucci Mane song courtesy of Ianneed that you were splooging over for a good quarter of the year.

It's old, but you know where to find it, blood.
Oh true that would completely discredit me for claiming that Waka Flocka Flame is entertaining an you would be so right and not angry.
Yes, it thoroughly discredits your horse shit opinions on Wocka Flacka Flames and whoever else's dick is in your mouth that year. Do you still sleep with Doseone's Hemispheres and a retainer under your pillow?

Thunny Bono, are you projecting with your repeated mentions of "anger"? Too early to refill your prescription?

Oh shit you're right! I just checked and it totally does discredit my horse shit opinions! True! I was so full of undiagnosed projecting anger I couldn't see that but you've shown me the light.

There's one problem, though. You're still umad. Visibly. Why? Is it because you're walking on eggshells trying not to get banned again? That could send anyone over the edge.

LOL. You mean as opposed to running roughshod because I'm bipolar and never have to concern myself with being banned? Thunny Bono, potential used to be your friend. What happened? Are you now incapable of defending your own ideological cannon fodder because even you don't understand it?

How the mighty have plummeted......into a pit of penises autographed by the pure hands of Flockaveli.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:04 pm

Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:Why don't you repost that deconstruction of a Gucci Mane song courtesy of Ianneed that you were splooging over for a good quarter of the year.

It's old, but you know where to find it, blood.
Oh true that would completely discredit me for claiming that Waka Flocka Flame is entertaining an you would be so right and not angry.
Yes, it thoroughly discredits your horse shit opinions on Wocka Flacka Flames and whoever else's dick is in your mouth that year. Do you still sleep with Doseone's Hemispheres and a retainer under your pillow?

Thunny Bono, are you projecting with your repeated mentions of "anger"? Too early to refill your prescription?

Oh shit you're right! I just checked and it totally does discredit my horse shit opinions! True! I was so full of undiagnosed projecting anger I couldn't see that but you've shown me the light.

There's one problem, though. You're still umad. Visibly. Why? Is it because you're walking on eggshells trying not to get banned again? That could send anyone over the edge.
LOL. You mean as opposed to running roughshod because I'm bipolar and never have to concern myself with being banned? Thunny Bono, potential used to be your friend. What happened? Are you now incapable of defending your own ideological cannon fodder because even you don't understand it?

How the mighty have plummeted......into a pit of penises autographed by the pure hands of Flockaveli.

LOL UMAD BRAH

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:07 pm

Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote: Oh true that would completely discredit me for claiming that Waka Flocka Flame is entertaining an you would be so right and not angry.
Yes, it thoroughly discredits your horse shit opinions on Wocka Flacka Flames and whoever else's dick is in your mouth that year. Do you still sleep with Doseone's Hemispheres and a retainer under your pillow?

Thunny Bono, are you projecting with your repeated mentions of "anger"? Too early to refill your prescription?

Oh shit you're right! I just checked and it totally does discredit my horse shit opinions! True! I was so full of undiagnosed projecting anger I couldn't see that but you've shown me the light.

There's one problem, though. You're still umad. Visibly. Why? Is it because you're walking on eggshells trying not to get banned again? That could send anyone over the edge.
LOL. You mean as opposed to running roughshod because I'm bipolar and never have to concern myself with being banned? Thunny Bono, potential used to be your friend. What happened? Are you now incapable of defending your own ideological cannon fodder because even you don't understand it?

How the mighty have plummeted......into a pit of penises autographed by the pure hands of Flockaveli.
LOL UMAD BRAH

LOL UBIPOLAR BRAH

mike eagle · Post by **mike eagle** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:07 pm

Thun wrote:
mike eagle wrote:
Thun wrote:How is thinkig that Waka is acceptably entertaining differ from being a can of MOP, Celph Titled, Blaq Poet, or Big Shug. I keep asking this but I never get a coherent/unenraged answer.
I tried...but then my grammar wagon fell apart
Also you hadn't actually listened to the guy's music and your explanation was more a convoluted attempt to describe decades long trends than a response based on individual taste.

Do you really listen to Big Shug? Seriously?

Big Shug? i've heard like one or two of his songs...bout the same as the number of Waka's i've heard...so yeah...small sample size...i think it was black moon in our specific debate though...i still think there's a difference..what I learned that day is that I dont know how to say it right yet

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:09 pm

Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote: Yes, it thoroughly discredits your horse shit opinions on Wocka Flacka Flames and whoever else's dick is in your mouth that year. Do you still sleep with Doseone's Hemispheres and a retainer under your pillow?

Thunny Bono, are you projecting with your repeated mentions of "anger"? Too early to refill your prescription?

Oh shit you're right! I just checked and it totally does discredit my horse shit opinions! True! I was so full of undiagnosed projecting anger I couldn't see that but you've shown me the light.

There's one problem, though. You're still umad. Visibly. Why? Is it because you're walking on eggshells trying not to get banned again? That could send anyone over the edge.
LOL. You mean as opposed to running roughshod because I'm bipolar and never have to concern myself with being banned? Thunny Bono, potential used to be your friend. What happened? Are you now incapable of defending your own ideological cannon fodder because even you don't understand it?

How the mighty have plummeted......into a pit of penises autographed by the pure hands of Flockaveli.
LOL UMAD BRAH
LOL UBIPOLAR BRAH

That's actually true. I am a bipolar tween magnet. But what can we do about your impending nervous breakdown? I'm concerned, for real.

Employfree · Post by **Employfree** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:12 pm

Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employfree wrote:
Thun wrote: Oh shit you're right! I just checked and it totally does discredit my horse shit opinions! True! I was so full of undiagnosed projecting anger I couldn't see that but you've shown me the light.

There's one problem, though. You're still umad. Visibly. Why? Is it because you're walking on eggshells trying not to get banned again? That could send anyone over the edge.
LOL. You mean as opposed to running roughshod because I'm bipolar and never have to concern myself with being banned? Thunny Bono, potential used to be your friend. What happened? Are you now incapable of defending your own ideological cannon fodder because even you don't understand it?

How the mighty have plummeted......into a pit of penises autographed by the pure hands of Flockaveli.
LOL UMAD BRAH
LOL UBIPOLAR BRAH
That's actually true. I am a bipolar tween magnet. But what can we do about your impending nervous breakdown? I'm concerned, for real.

You should write an editorial on TROY. Breathtaking. I know it will be.