Is Stitches the new T-Bo or the new RiFF RaFF?

[Tweak Da Leak]

"Run up and shove the Doc, I'll leave you where you stand"

[seagrams hotsauce]

That's pretty rough, He looks really depressed in his arrest photo :(

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

that's a wrap.

lock thread.

[KhillA]

Wait! Slim Jesus got his mic snatched from him at his first show by a rapper named "Black Jesus" but since we don't have a slim Jesus thread anymore I can't post the article.

[Dusty Fingers]

lol how do you roll up to the game dolo in your home town... sorry but that's not gangsta... pretty much only one possible outcome from this...

I think he got off easy... you go up to me dolo talking that ra ra shit you will get left in pieces in the bushes... pissed on and all that...

[sleazy_j]

pinhead and tupac.

[seagrams hotsauce]

to say nothing of "SEX" and "cocaine".

[sleazy_j]

to say nothing of "SEX" and "cocaine".

well, he has "FUCK A JOB" on the side of his head, too.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Clearer video. Is the story about him annoying a promoter to get a gram so he could mix it with a shit ton of baking soda in this thread or was that somewhere else?

[Blockhead]

^What happened to the dude who knocked him out after? He got shot with a pellet gun or some shit? Can't make out why he went down?
Also, here's the Stitches Story from that other thread:

So, I was playing a show a few months back in K.C.
The dude who picked me up from the airport and I were chatting in the car and I asked him what other kinda acts he had hosted recently. He went on to tell me about Riff raff, Elijah wood (Who apparently tours as a DJ) and Stitches. When he mentioned stitches, my ears immediately perked up cause, well, stitches is hilarious. Here was his run down:
Stitches arrived at the airport, got in the car and immediately requested they get some coke. The dude was like "no problem but, you know, this is K.C., everything here is pretty stepped on so don't expect that Miami quality". Stitches didn't care. So he got him a bag and now stitches requested baking soda. Hmm...The guy complied but was confused as to what stitches had in mind. Was he gonna cook crack? Nope. He was going to take the bag of coke and mix it with the baking soda to make it seem like the bag of coke he got was actually like a kilo. A kilo that he would bring on stage and do bumps of while performing , as well as give bumps out to people in the audience and throw handfuls of into the front row. Now, this begs the questions "Why?". Why even buy the bag of coke? Why not just use all baking soda? But I suppose Stitches is a stickler for realism and also a complete fucking retard.
So, this dude is telling me how stitches is just the dumbest. He's a kid. He's a huge dude with face tats but we forget he's 19. He's basically a florida bro with a gun tatted on his face. His attention span is all over the place and not cause he's coked up but cause he has really bad ADD. He's got a few boys with him and they're all like greek guido types.
He's making all these demands and being a prick the entire time. The guy is not feeling him but his job is to be hospitable so he pretty much has to eat shit the whole night.
It comes time for the show. The place is packed. Stitches does his show. He performs "Brick in yo face" like 6 times. No lie. From the sound of it, he did it every other song. On stage, he's doing bumps and giving people bumps. In the crowd, he's not making fans with the local gangsters. A few guys come up to the promoter and ask is they can rob him. Not cause they think he has shit but cause they think he's an idiot and it would be a funny story. The promoter tells them to chill. But there were multiple dudes there , strapped, ready to roll stitches just for being stitches.
After the show, Stitches demands bitches. The venue is such that the backstage is a large room downstairs. The promoter has a roster of whores who fuck rappers. He literally wrangles them up and sends them downstairs to hang with stitches and his crew. These are girls whose only job at these shows is to meet a rapper and possibly ingest his sperm. From what he says, they're all hot sluts who are good to go.
At least that's how he described them. They're party girls. So,he unloads them on stitches entourage and leaves them be. About 45 minutes later, he goes to check on everything downstairs. What he sees looks like a high school dance. Stitches and crew are all on one side of the room, drinking and being bro's while the girls are on the other looking at their phones and getting ready to leave. Stitches calls over the promoter and asks for more bitches cause "these girls have an attitude". Sadly, the bitch well had run dry.
Apparently, the girls went down there ready to do whatever but Stitches didn't know how to talk to a woman. I don't mean he was rude. i mean he was awkward and off putting like only a 19 year old idiot could be. He basically talked the girls out of giving him pussy simply by being himself.
He went back to the hotel without anyone and wrecked the hotel room...with his boys...for no reason. So, sufficed to say, Stitches will not be invited back to Kansas City anytime soon. The promoter regretted not letting his boys rob him but, in the end, he knows he did the right thing.

[KhillA]

He got tazered by the cops

[Rachel Hobozal]

Dude is dumb as fuck. Granted, Game is kind of a bitch for not stepping up or making sure his homies knew the fight was only to be between him and that faggot, but walking up on ten dudes acting like you're gonna part the red sea to get to Game was just completely fucking idiotic.

[Dusty Fingers]

Funniest story ever Block.

[Sucka Ducka]

Apparently after he got sucker punched the game paid Stitches own homies to jump him. So "they're fired" because in addition to a split lip he got, he then got his eye swole shut. LOL. Hilarious.

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

Apparently after he got sucker punched the game paid Stitches own homies to jump him. So "they're fired" because in addition to a split lip he got, he then got his eye swole shut. LOL. Hilarious.

where'd u get this?

[Dusty Fingers]

http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/stitches-ge ... 19015.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Stitches got beat up again.

It's been a rough few days for Stitches.

Three nights ago, Game came through Stitches' hometown of Miami to begin his birthday weekend. Stitches waited outside of the club for Game and when he tried to approach the Compton rapper, he was quickly K.O.'d by Wack 100, Game's manager.

Both Wack and Stitches went to jail for a night, and when Stitches got out the next day, he remained intent on setting up a one-on-one showdown with The Game. Well, he hasn't gotten that opportunity yet, but he did endure another fight. Today, looking far shabbier than when he shared his last video, Stitches admitted that, after getting out of jail, he was jumped by his own crew, whom he claims were paid off by The Game.

"Yeah, I got sucker-punched the other day. Ain't nobody hiding their face. And I got jumped by my own n*ggas yesterday. N*gga, all y'all pussy," said Stitches, before holding a little white dog up to the camera.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Stitches taking more L's than Hobo lately

[Dusty Fingers]

Stitches is dope man -Blastmaster

[Rachel Hobozal]

Stitches taking more L's than Hobo lately

Says the 53 year old pretending to be half his age.

[GUCCI CONDOMS]

Stitches taking more L's than Hobo lately

Says the 53 year old pretending to be half his age.

LOL at you not knowing how to multiply 26 times 2.

[Rachel Hobozal]

Stitches taking more L's than Hobo lately

Says the 53 year old pretending to be half his age.

LOL at you not knowing how to multiply 26 times 2.

Who said anything about 26?

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/stitches-ge ... 19015.html

Stitches got beat up again.

It's been a rough few days for Stitches.

Three nights ago, Game came through Stitches' hometown of Miami to begin his birthday weekend. Stitches waited outside of the club for Game and when he tried to approach the Compton rapper, he was quickly K.O.'d by Wack 100, Game's manager.

Both Wack and Stitches went to jail for a night, and when Stitches got out the next day, he remained intent on setting up a one-on-one showdown with The Game. Well, he hasn't gotten that opportunity yet, but he did endure another fight. Today, looking far shabbier than when he shared his last video, Stitches admitted that, after getting out of jail, he was jumped by his own crew, whom he claims were paid off by The Game.

"Yeah, I got sucker-punched the other day. Ain't nobody hiding their face. And I got jumped by my own n*ggas yesterday. N*gga, all y'all pussy," said Stitches, before holding a little white dog up to the camera.

Maybe his crew jumped him cause he makes them look like clowns by association

[Career Over Like Mike(NJJ)]

From the Molly Cyrus video comments, Stitches fans debate whether it's possible to get a girl pregnant via anal sex:

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

^we do need young blood in the forum, maybe somebody message them?

[Mindbender Futurama]

^we do need young blood in the forum, maybe somebody message them?

you crazy for this one, Lek

[Employee]

[Spartan]

Rough week for Lil Phil.

[EMCEE DARTH MALEK]

this keeps getting better

[sleazy_j]

^his dad's facebook, last year.

found his brothers (he has two brothers) instagram pages. they haven't been
updated in 5 months because they're both in jail for some iphone reselling
scheme they did which involved stealing customer's ID info from Verizon.
one got 5 years and the other got 4.

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whatever happened to the scott storch beats though.