Battle Rap Vid Thread (KOTD, URL, iBattle, etc.)

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:14 pm

Here's some fuckin' dope thug shit from Kap Kallous:

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Reason · Post by **Reason** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:23 pm

i've heard shit from kap i like but damn the cali accent r pronunciation fucked with me on this one

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:02 pm

ardamus wrote:my nigga, Andari.
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reposting this because y'all need to peep this.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:02 pm

If that Andari kid can tighten up his delivery a bit more, he'll be unstoppable.

That model chick can get fucked every which way all day every day.

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:06 pm

thun you closet battle rap fan! love it

RoKnew · Post by **RoKnew** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:58 pm

Reason wrote:i've heard shit from kap i like but damn the cali accent r pronunciation fucked with me on this one

I thought dude was from Florida...

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:50 am

RoKnew wrote:
Reason wrote:i've heard shit from kap i like but damn the cali accent r pronunciation fucked with me on this one
I thought dude was from Florida...

that was my point

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:18 am

Kap was in Godamus's old group Caveman Theory a while back.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:36 pm

Reason wrote:thun you closet battle rap fan! love it

Sigh ... make that out of the closet.

Fuck you Ardamus.

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:42 pm

Thun wrote:
Reason wrote:thun you closet battle rap fan! love it
Sigh ... make that out of the closet.

Fuck you Ardamus.

hahahah

who are your favorites? do you have a preference in terms of smack/url versus kotd/gt? were you able to sit through any bork performances from kotd2? which artist(s) do you think have potential to crossover into actual good music-making? this is related to the last question but how do you feel about ness lee and swave sevah? ANSWER MY QUESTIONS. can i be the charter member of the battle department in the school of sonz of thun?

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:35 pm

Thun wrote:
Reason wrote:thun you closet battle rap fan! love it
Sigh ... make that out of the closet.

Fuck you Ardamus.

ah man.....christmas came early for a muthafucka, huh? welcome back, my prodigal son. please make yourself at home in this thread.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:07 pm

Reason wrote:can i be the charter member of the battle department in the school of sonz of thun?

Drive slow homie.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:03 pm

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:00 pm

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:06 pm

didn't u already post the b magic/pooh bear shit? b magic has some clever lines but he's so fucking annoying with the "HOLD ON HOLD ON, WAIT WAIT" he can't stop saying over and over again no matter how little or small the crowd reaction was, and he sounds wack, the other cat was boring as fuck.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:12 am

yeah my bad. i forgot i posted it.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:37 am

So URL Detroit Mayhem event happened last night. My boy was there, from his review

Big Kannon beat M Ciddy, easily

Aye Verb beat O-Red, (One round, unlimited) said Red was asking for a second round cause he knows he lost

J.C. caught a bodybag on Rosenberg Raw

Tay Rock beat QP (Qleen)

Young Kannon beat B Mgaic

X Factor bodybag on Rich Dolarz, Rich Dollars forgot his lines 10 seconds into the battle and took him a full minute to remember them. To the crowd's credit he said they didn't boo and let him get his raps off

Tsu Surf got arrested for having a gun on him, so the Big T battle didn't happen

Calicoe beat Arsonal, he said it was crazy. Trick Trick and his goons almost rushed the stage on Arsonal during one of his rounds because he said he knows Shotgun Suge, and Trick Trick screamed "I thought you said you ain't know that ho nigga", but Calicoe and Young Miles calmed them down, and the battle continued. A lot of people gained tons of respect for Arsonal last night because he was in Detroit by himself basically, and didn't back down from the hostile crowd and the whole atmosphere was so tense, they thought police might have to escort Arsonal out of the building. Even Smack looked worried something might happen he said.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:39 am

Reason wrote:didn't u already post the b magic/pooh bear shit? b magic has some clever lines but he's so fucking annoying with the "HOLD ON HOLD ON, WAIT WAIT" he can't stop saying over and over again no matter how little or small the crowd reaction was, and he sounds wack, the other cat was boring as fuck.

That was Pooh Bear who kept saying Hold On

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:27 pm

Magneto wrote:So URL Detroit Mayhem event happened last night. My boy was there, from his review

Big Kannon beat M Ciddy, easily

Aye Verb beat O-Red, (One round, unlimited) said Red was asking for a second round cause he knows he lost

J.C. caught a bodybag on Rosenberg Raw

Tay Rock beat QP (Qleen)

Young Kannon beat B Mgaic

X Factor bodybag on Rich Dolarz, Rich Dollars forgot his lines 10 seconds into the battle and took him a full minute to remember them. To the crowd's credit he said they didn't boo and let him get his raps off

Tsu Surf got arrested for having a gun on him, so the Big T battle didn't happen

Calicoe beat Arsonal, he said it was crazy. Trick Trick and his goons almost rushed the stage on Arsonal during one of his rounds because he said he knows Shotgun Suge, and Trick Trick screamed "I thought you said you ain't know that ho nigga", but Calicoe and Young Miles calmed them down, and the battle continued. A lot of people gained tons of respect for Arsonal last night because he was in Detroit by himself basically, and didn't back down from the hostile crowd and the whole atmosphere was so tense, they thought police might have to escort Arsonal out of the building. Even Smack looked worried something might happen he said.

Not surprised that Calicoe beat Arsonal though. Calicoe is pretty ridiculous in a battle. I just wish his music would actually match how he is in a battle.

Tay Rock beat Qleen? No fuckin' way. Tay Rock isn't bad but Qleen has a crazy persona and wordplay thats hard to beat. I need to see that.

Rosenberg losing is nothing new. But for some reason, he gets better by each battle.

Aye Verb beating O-Red shows how hungry he was. They should've went 3 rounds really.

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:44 pm

ardamus wrote:
Magneto wrote:So URL Detroit Mayhem event happened last night. My boy was there, from his review

Big Kannon beat M Ciddy, easily

Aye Verb beat O-Red, (One round, unlimited) said Red was asking for a second round cause he knows he lost

J.C. caught a bodybag on Rosenberg Raw

Tay Rock beat QP (Qleen)

Young Kannon beat B Mgaic

X Factor bodybag on Rich Dolarz, Rich Dollars forgot his lines 10 seconds into the battle and took him a full minute to remember them. To the crowd's credit he said they didn't boo and let him get his raps off

Tsu Surf got arrested for having a gun on him, so the Big T battle didn't happen

Calicoe beat Arsonal, he said it was crazy. Trick Trick and his goons almost rushed the stage on Arsonal during one of his rounds because he said he knows Shotgun Suge, and Trick Trick screamed "I thought you said you ain't know that ho nigga", but Calicoe and Young Miles calmed them down, and the battle continued. A lot of people gained tons of respect for Arsonal last night because he was in Detroit by himself basically, and didn't back down from the hostile crowd and the whole atmosphere was so tense, they thought police might have to escort Arsonal out of the building. Even Smack looked worried something might happen he said.
Not surprised that Calicoe beat Arsonal though. Calicoe is pretty ridiculous in a battle. I just wish his music would actually match how he is in a battle.

Tay Rock beat Qleen? No fuckin' way. Tay Rock isn't bad but Qleen has a crazy persona and wordplay thats hard to beat. I need to see that.

Rosenberg losing is nothing new. But for some reason, he gets better by each battle.

Aye Verb beating O-Red shows how hungry he was. They should've went 3 rounds really.

Yeah people were saying Tay Rock was SPAZZING last night. He said it was a good battle, but Tay Rock clearly won.

I like Rosenberg Raw alot, but they said J.C.'s metaphors/punchlines were just out of this world. They said straight 3-0 bodybag.

And he said Aye Verb was better than he was against SB and Hollow. Probably his best performance to date. Plus he had the crowd behind him.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:30 pm

Aye Verb was real hungry. O-Red just came off a streak. That was bound to happen I guess.

Damn Tsu Surf. I did wanna see him and Big T go at it.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:32 pm

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:41 pm

Magneto wrote:
Reason wrote:didn't u already post the b magic/pooh bear shit? b magic has some clever lines but he's so fucking annoying with the "HOLD ON HOLD ON, WAIT WAIT" he can't stop saying over and over again no matter how little or small the crowd reaction was, and he sounds wack, the other cat was boring as fuck.
That was Pooh Bear who kept saying Hold On

word my bad

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:05 pm

ardamus wrote:Aye Verb was real hungry. O-Red just came off a streak. That was bound to happen I guess.

Damn Tsu Surf. I did wanna see him and Big T go at it.

Me too. Big T is one of my faves and he hasn't battled in a minute.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:58 am

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Why is Porich considered good in Canadia? Hate that dude.

supnick · Post by **supnick** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:03 am

jesus christ qp being your favorite battle rapper is so depressing

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:42 pm

Moolah wrote:
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Why is Porich considered good in Canadia? Hate that dude.

LOL @ you still being blinded by loving The Saurus so hard and feeling great empathy over his evisceration.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:44 pm

^Haven't really been a The Saurus fan since the jumpoff/tourettz days. He doesn't suit the written format.

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5:08 onwards = :copy:

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:53 pm

Moolah wrote:^Haven't really been a The Saurus fan since the jumpoff/tourettz days. He doesn't suit the written format.

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5:08 onwards =

Terrible video.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:56 pm

Moolah (The Guy Who Says He Doesn't Have A Raging Erection For The Saurus) wrote:I don't care that Illmac slipped up on 2 rebuttals. Po/Diaz didn't have any good/memorable/quotable lines whatsoever. Also, Diaz is a faggot and Porich has the worst voice and delivery in the history of battle rap.

Round 2 was meh but Illmac/Saurus destroyed in the first and third. The third round about Diaz's biting was particularly good. Po/Diaz just rapped a bunch of nonsensical, irrelevant and flat out untrue shit.