First thing I thought of when I watched this right now:
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"So cupid open up your door, and if you do so she will want more.
And if you want it, you know she got stocked in the store"
(followed by vague motion towards his crotch)
This song reminds me of the South Park where Cartman was making christian music where he was just replacing Girl and Baby with Jesus in songs, just with Afghan Women instead of Jesus