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THE OFFICIAL "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:20 pm
by bringinoutbangerz
Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.

Who has seen Dame Dash's new BET Apprentice Rip off yet?

How about Dame signing off on every piece of Rocafella clothing?

How about that shoe that smells like cookies?

How about that ugly ass bird "Seven" whose hustle is "adult entertainment?"

How about Cam and Swizz in the studio (COLLAB?!)

How about Dame being predictably brilliant?

HOW ABOUT MINDBENDER NOT BEING SELECTED?

So who is gonna win? WHO HAS THE HUSTLE IN THEIR HEART?

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:58 pm
by Rey Slo
best programming BET has ever been a part, thats not saying much, but this is entertaining. A Damon Dash reality show has long been overdue, homie is outlandish.

That white dude he's got as his right hand don't take no shit.

peace to Cam, Juelz, & Jimmy cameos.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:46 pm
by chinchilla wit skrilla
word


i saw the first episode


the guy that went to the meeting drunk made me laugh.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:05 pm
by Rey Slo
and these kids' style of dress is dispicable. All those over sized jerseys, fruity colored du-rags, gaudy fitteds. Are "dukes" & "duns" still dressing like that on the east coast? Christ, cop a polo.

ps. the White kids will make this show.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:26 pm
by bringinoutbangerz
The one white chick LOST HER ROC CHAIN!

lol

lol at that drunk wall street guy too, drinking the Armadale (PRODUCT PLACEMENTS A-PLENTY) straight. "You one of my heros duke, real talk"

Image

HA HA!

It did still have shitty BET production values (Why can't they work a green screen? MTV makes them look like local access on this.)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:54 pm
by Kalel
haha, i missed this but it sounds great.

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:44 pm
by dudley dawson
damn i missed it

Re: OMG NO "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD YET??

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:04 pm
by chinchilla wit skrilla
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.

LOL

i really hope you seriously meant this

ITS AWESOME

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:19 pm
by Mindbender Futurama
I went to a beautiful girl's birthday party last night. My VCR sucks.
At 10 PM, I was cursing BET for not having repeating episodes (that are worth repeating)
I missed it and I want to see it and download it if I can.
You damn right I'ma see every other episode I can though, I'm no Dame hater at all
and they're working Graph's album as part of the show? c'mon, that's sick!


if I was on that show, god damn I would blow up the spot, dunnies!
if I didn't make it all the way to the top with Dame, I'd walk away with lots of fame regardless and be gone. I've been on both sides long enough to know what people want and need nowadays :grin:

I have songs to mixdown... Dame Dash is coming to Toronto before the end of the year

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:47 pm
by Andro
Ive been practicing pitching in my backyard into an old tire. I've got a nasty knuckle slurve

The Yankee's come to town next spring

:Fingers Crossed:

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:14 pm
by HustleCrowe
this show is what TV needs


Dame Dash is the truth

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:11 pm
by bringinoutbangerz
UPPED AS A REMINDER -- 9/8 Central, BET--- That stands for Black Entertainment Television, for those that don't know.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:34 pm
by Thun
bringinoutbangerz wrote:UPPED AS A REMINDER -- 9/8 Central, BET--- That stands for Black Entertainment Television, for those that don't know.
BET is for faggotz and whiggerz.

Re: OMG NO "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD YET??

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 pm
by BayAreaHustla408
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?

Re: OMG NO "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD YET??

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:21 pm
by Andro
BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?
Yes, but he says nigga, so its all good.

Re: OMG NO "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD YET??

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:25 pm
by Thun
Andro wrote:
BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?
Yes, but he says nigga, so its all good.
He is also hip to the highly secretive BET abbreviation. He may even know what it means to "buck" someone.

Re: OMG NO "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD YET??

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:46 pm
by Icesickle
BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?
Are you and SAGA presidents of the COFCC's secret wigger society or something?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:49 pm
by CaseJuan
That shit is WACK! Straight garbage! This nigga's tag line is "Life is the Dash"

Straight corny. This could have been edited into a good show with better production and storylines, but its not. And why won't Viacom give BET some money to produce a decent looking quality show? CBS shit looks good. MTV shit looks good. VH1 shit looks good. Why can't BET shit look decent? I have VHS home videos that look better than they shit.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:37 pm
by Martin
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
if I was on that show, god damn I would blow up the spot, dunnies!
if I didn't make it all the way to the top with Dame, I'd walk away with lots of fame regardless and be gone. I've been on both sides long enough to know what people want and need nowadays :grin:

I have songs to mixdown... Dame Dash is coming to Toronto before the end of the year
you must be aware that you never were, are, or will be what the roc is looking for right?

Re: OMG NO "ULTIMATE HUSTLER" THREAD YET??

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:46 pm
by BayAreaHustla408
Icesickle wrote:
BayAreaHustla408 wrote:
bringinoutbangerz wrote:Most likely due to the fact that this site is swarthed in whiteyness.
arent you white.....dumb fuck?
Are you and SAGA presidents of the COFCC's secret wigger society or something?

my post explains my likings for white people who think they are black....you do the math

LongBoard + Square = .............................................................

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:10 pm
by Andro
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:47 pm
by bringinoutbangerz
what does Dame expect these kids to do with these records?
"um hey, Lil Fame, uh, we need that 'jawn' to be a little more street."

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:58 pm
by bringinoutbangerz
I'm waiting for Dame's hologram to say, "Help me Jay-Z, you are my only hope."

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:29 pm
by Icesickle

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:41 pm
by Icesickle
From: BayAreaHustla408
To: Icesickle
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:38 pm
Subject: *cluster*
i wanna fuck you man...................like dude....totaly wanna fuck you

:sad:

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:04 am
by Mindbender Futurama
Martin wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
if I was on that show, god damn I would blow up the spot, dunnies!
if I didn't make it all the way to the top with Dame, I'd walk away with lots of fame regardless and be gone. I've been on both sides long enough to know what people want and need nowadays :grin:

I have songs to mixdown... Dame Dash is coming to Toronto before the end of the year
you must be aware that you never were, are, or will be what the roc is looking for right?
kinda.
but if Dame could ever make money with what I do, then he would holla @ ya boy Bender.
I do a lot more than just rap, too.

still, I would be an idiot to not try make a connection anyways



just saw the show today... i like it!

just like Diddy's show, the people who made it are more talk than truth.
"i'm a HUSTLA! Dame's gonna use me for real!" *finishes talking shit, goes to sleep*
smh

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:15 pm
by Rey Slo
Just watched mytape, hilarious installment even though they sent my dude home:

Image
"Atthh Baby about me!"

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:04 pm
by bringinoutbangerz
9pm tonight folks. The madness continues

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:54 pm
by Piff Tannen
Mindbender Futurama wrote:
Martin wrote:
Mindbender Futurama wrote:



"i'm a HUSTLA! Dame's gonna use me for real!" *finishes talking shit, goes to sleep*
smh
that made me laugh out loud.

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:28 pm
by Rey Slo
Rey wrote:ps. the White kids will make this show.
Read: I <3 teh whitegirl