Official NFL Week 2 Thread

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:22 pm

Dolphins can't do shit with 3 minutes left. They need 5+

eternalreflection · Post by **eternalreflection** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:23 pm

lol someone forgot to tell Miami they are losing, and thus not supposed to run the clock out

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:23 pm

GREAT playcalling

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:24 pm

Wow. Pathetic.

Sumthin_Funky · Post by **Sumthin_Funky** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:24 pm

They ain't gonna score a TD with two minutes left.

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:24 pm

Manning just :copy:

'd the whole miami defense

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:25 pm

an-also wrote:Manning just 'd the whole miami defense

@ sig. Great Larry moment.

eternalreflection · Post by **eternalreflection** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:28 pm

hey the defense did something useful for once, though plenty of time to fail

well they failed but Ginn failed harder

27points 14:53 time of possession pretty sick

Positive A · Post by **Positive A** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:35 pm

Ugh, Ted Ginn.

Sumthin_Funky · Post by **Sumthin_Funky** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:38 pm

Prophecy · Post by **Prophecy** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:48 pm

Ginn is the bane of my existence. A horrible draft pick who constantly fails to step up at all. The run before the go ahead FG was horrible coaching and thats what happens when you coach not to lose. The clock management made be throw up in my mouth. Great game plan great job executing it just horrible clock management, Ted Ginn, and conservative playcalling when it mattered the most. Horrible loss.

Nl5H · Post by **Nl5H** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:01 am

and i go 13-3 in pickem, because of the dolphins fail to produce any offense in the critical moments, fuck the dolphins.

Mike BLAOWery · Post by **Mike BLAOWery** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:54 am

pennsylvania jones wrote:
Mike BLAOWery wrote:
pennsylvania jones wrote:
Mike BLAOWery wrote:
pennsylvania jones wrote:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-MEN

VS.

MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
YOUR BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS still suck in clutch situations.
Well, the defense did. We drove the ball down with that Felix TD. But then defense couldn't hold up.

SHUT YOUR FACE
the defense is the only thing that couldn't hold up?

you obviously don't know what you were watching. because i saw Tony Romo cough up the ball in completely ridiculous ways. The Witten INT was not Romo's fault even though that was a terrible pass cause he threw completely behind him but the other INTs are pinned soley on Romo. Also Roy Williams and Patrick Crayton did jack shit. they were shut the fuck down.

Also, the Felix Jones fumble was completely unnecessary. What the hell happened on that play?

oh, he bitched up? figures, he's a cowboy. it must be something in the water over there.

Also, let's be real here. The only reason the cowboys were running all over the G-men was because of the cheap and dirty play by Flozell Adams. I don't know if you guys noticed but more then 2/3rds of the cowboys rushing yards came in the 2nd half. Did you people notice who got hurt in the 2nd half because flozell adams can't block a good pass rusher for the life of him so he has to trip them (which he also did in the tampa bay game too)? Justin Tuck.....one of the best run stopping defensive ends in the NFL. And i don't know if you guys noticed but most of the dallas runs were going to the side that Tuck used to occupy and Kiwi was currently manning. The Felix Jones 56 yard run also came on that side. So even the good shit y'all did are nullified because the cowboys have to act like bitches in order to get shit down.

i'm going to be completely honest. The Giants had no business winning that game.

but the cowboys bitched up. So winning was a formality.

You're right. The Giants had no business winning that game.
All your points came from Dallas' mistakes. Your running game was ass.
Ridiculous off the shoe interception. All the tipped balls went your way. Congrats, you're lucky. You should be ashamed of that running game.

You won. So whatever.

Giants are still a bunch of Fake Fakeingtons

there's no moral victories in football.

just wins and losses.

just remember the first game in your new stadium was won by the Giants.

next time Jerry Jones wants to open up a new stadium, tell him to ask for the Bengals instead of the G-men.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:10 am

Sumthin_Funky wrote:It really sucks to think that GB might actually miss the playoffs this year because they're o-line sucks cock. Fucking pathetic man. One guy with five sacks? Really?!

If they lose to the Rams next week, suicide for me.

what the fuck is wrong with you? 2 weeks ago you had them winning the super bowl. now they are missing the playoffs?

the reason your offensive line sucks is because of ted thompson. he drafts guys for ability not position. he gets guys that can play mulitiple positions not 1 position well. from what i saw the first two games he is getting neither and erin might get killed because of it.

meanwhile ryan grant is a 50 yard a game guy.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:16 am

did you hear the story behind the packer season tix holder who sold his tickets to chad ochocinco?

HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE BENGAL FANS GOT THOSE FRONT ROW TICKETS WHERE CHAD O. DID HIS LAMBEAU LEAP , HE PAID ME GENEROUSLY $500 PER SEAT, WHY DO YOU THINK HE GUARANTEED HE WOULD DO THE LEAP, HE GREASED MY PALM ON WED. VIA CERTIFIED MAIL . I USE TO GO TO THE GAMES BUT NOW I SELL MY TICKETS AND TAKE THE PROFIT AND GO SOUTH IN JANUARY . AHHHH THE LIFE. YOU PACKER FANS ARE SUCH IDIOTS OVERPAYING FO A UNDER ACHEIVING TEAM. IF YOU WAN TO SEE COPY OF HIS CHECK LET ME KNOW
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http://greenbay.craigslist.org/rnr/1385017423.html

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:25 am

keL wrote:
Sumthin_Funky wrote:It really sucks to think that GB might actually miss the playoffs this year because they're o-line sucks cock. Fucking pathetic man. One guy with five sacks? Really?!

If they lose to the Rams next week, suicide for me.
what the fuck is wrong with you? 2 weeks ago you had them winning the super bowl. now they are missing the playoffs?

the reason your offensive line sucks is because of ted thompson. he drafts guys for ability not position. he gets guys that can play mulitiple positions not 1 position well. from what i saw the first two games he is getting neither and erin might get killed because of it.

meanwhile ryan grant is a 50 yard a game guy.

I fear for Rodgers life

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:26 am

keL wrote:did you hear the story behind the packer season tix holder who sold his tickets to chad ochocinco?
HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE BENGAL FANS GOT THOSE FRONT ROW TICKETS WHERE CHAD O. DID HIS LAMBEAU LEAP , HE PAID ME GENEROUSLY $500 PER SEAT, WHY DO YOU THINK HE GUARANTEED HE WOULD DO THE LEAP, HE GREASED MY PALM ON WED. VIA CERTIFIED MAIL . I USE TO GO TO THE GAMES BUT NOW I SELL MY TICKETS AND TAKE THE PROFIT AND GO SOUTH IN JANUARY . AHHHH THE LIFE. YOU PACKER FANS ARE SUCH IDIOTS OVERPAYING FO A UNDER ACHEIVING TEAM. IF YOU WAN TO SEE COPY OF HIS CHECK LET ME KNOW
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http://greenbay.craigslist.org/rnr/1385017423.html

sounds like a Favre jocker. what a faggot

Joe Pesci · Post by **Joe Pesci** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:45 pm

I hate Miami almost as much as I hate the Pats, so the final 3 minutes were fun to watch.

VideoKilledThe · Post by **VideoKilledThe** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:47 pm

player of the week poll? Or are we just going to hand it straight to Ray Lewis...

(yes I know how many yards Gore & Johnson put up)

Tweak Da Leak · Post by **Tweak Da Leak** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:11 pm

what about the 5 sacks that was ridic

Sumthin_Funky · Post by **Sumthin_Funky** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:33 pm

keL wrote:
Sumthin_Funky wrote:It really sucks to think that GB might actually miss the playoffs this year because they're o-line sucks cock. Fucking pathetic man. One guy with five sacks? Really?!

If they lose to the Rams next week, suicide for me.
what the fuck is wrong with you? 2 weeks ago you had them winning the super bowl. now they are missing the playoffs?

the reason your offensive line sucks is because of ted thompson. he drafts guys for ability not position. he gets guys that can play mulitiple positions not 1 position well. from what i saw the first two games he is getting neither and erin might get killed because of it.

meanwhile ryan grant is a 50 yard a game guy.

Two weeks ago the season hadn't even started, all I had seen was preseason and now I am convinced to never ever take the preseason seriously again. The o-line didn't have problems then, so who would have predicted it now? If A.R. was getting sacked six times a game in the preseason, I wouldn't have been picking them to win shit.

BTW, I still believe Grant can get 100 yards a game, but he needs an o-line too, it isn't just for the passing game.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:50 pm

aaron rouse <----- CUT

omg

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... dance-too/

pennsylvania jones · Post by **pennsylvania jones** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:42 pm

Mike BLAOWery wrote:
pennsylvania jones wrote:
Mike BLAOWery wrote:
pennsylvania jones wrote:
Mike BLAOWery wrote: YOUR BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS still suck in clutch situations.
Well, the defense did. We drove the ball down with that Felix TD. But then defense couldn't hold up.

SHUT YOUR FACE
the defense is the only thing that couldn't hold up?

you obviously don't know what you were watching. because i saw Tony Romo cough up the ball in completely ridiculous ways. The Witten INT was not Romo's fault even though that was a terrible pass cause he threw completely behind him but the other INTs are pinned soley on Romo. Also Roy Williams and Patrick Crayton did jack shit. they were shut the fuck down.

Also, the Felix Jones fumble was completely unnecessary. What the hell happened on that play?

oh, he bitched up? figures, he's a cowboy. it must be something in the water over there.

Also, let's be real here. The only reason the cowboys were running all over the G-men was because of the cheap and dirty play by Flozell Adams. I don't know if you guys noticed but more then 2/3rds of the cowboys rushing yards came in the 2nd half. Did you people notice who got hurt in the 2nd half because flozell adams can't block a good pass rusher for the life of him so he has to trip them (which he also did in the tampa bay game too)? Justin Tuck.....one of the best run stopping defensive ends in the NFL. And i don't know if you guys noticed but most of the dallas runs were going to the side that Tuck used to occupy and Kiwi was currently manning. The Felix Jones 56 yard run also came on that side. So even the good shit y'all did are nullified because the cowboys have to act like bitches in order to get shit down.

i'm going to be completely honest. The Giants had no business winning that game.

but the cowboys bitched up. So winning was a formality.

You're right. The Giants had no business winning that game.
All your points came from Dallas' mistakes. Your running game was ass.
Ridiculous off the shoe interception. All the tipped balls went your way. Congrats, you're lucky. You should be ashamed of that running game.

You won. So whatever.

Giants are still a bunch of Fake Fakeingtons
there's no moral victories in football.

just wins and losses.

just remember the first game in your new stadium was won by the Giants.

next time Jerry Jones wants to open up a new stadium, tell him to ask for the Bengals instead of the G-men.

When the smoke clears, I'll still be the one rifling through your Mammy's underwear drawer with a smile on my face.

Sumthin_Funky · Post by **Sumthin_Funky** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:04 pm

They basically trade Rouse for Giordano or whatever the fuck his name his. I'm not sure I agree. I know Rouse was a little injury prone, but I liked him overall and Giordanos numbers aren't all that impressive or even a noticeable improvement to Rouse.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:09 pm

Sumthin_Funky wrote:They basically trade Rouse for Giordano or whatever the fuck his name his. I'm not sure I agree. I know Rouse was a little injury prone, but I liked him overall and Giordanos numbers aren't all that impressive or even a noticeable improvement to Rouse.

i don't kno much about Giordana... except for he is the white darin sharper

HomeSkillet · Post by **HomeSkillet** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:17 pm

Sumthin_Funky · Post by **Sumthin_Funky** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:38 pm

wtf happened to Portis? Wasn't he leading the league in rushing a year or two ago, or is cocaine just a helluva drug?

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:43 pm

Rouse sucked. I like the move. Health at safety will be an issue all year unfortunately.

The o-line needs to get it together, fast.

Beastly Swagger · Post by **Beastly Swagger** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:03 pm

Jeff Reed sunk my niggas.