2015 NFL OFFSEASON THREAD

[capable_keL]

yall got me hooked on this fivethirtyeight site. mountains of gold, bro

[an-also]

Why is Favre on that list?

[capable_keL]

because at any point he could comeback and be effective

[ric]

Bears staff is lulz. 49 hire Eric mangini as d coordinator. fucking lolololololol

[capable_keL]

Pro bowl or nah?

[an-also]

nah

[Ramen]

[capable_keL]

nah

I know you're at the real All Star game but here's what your missing

-nobodys tackles, wrap them up and whistle blows
-no more NFC/AFC..it's a mixed bag of teams
-lots of yellow helmets running around and romo & murray are tearing it up, looks just like the NFC divisionals
-goal posts are 20 percent more narrow: this needs to happen next year
-teams are wearing TRON uniforms

[Reason]

how much weed is he going to smoke during that year?

[alpha]

Why is weed even something you can get suspended for? especially football where guys are hurt all the time? so stupid.

[Stoned Starks]

Didn't he test positive for alcohol this time though?

[DLG]

yeah.

lol @ Dalton playing in the ProBowl though.

[an-also]

Didn't he test positive for alcohol this time though?

That's kindof bullshit tho. How can a guy be suspended for drinking.

[DLG]

because he already had a DUI. not the same as Peyton chugging a coors light after a game.

[VideoKilledThe]

Niners hire Geep Chryst as OC! Oh you know Geep Chryst. He was the quarterbacks coach, and since he did such an amazing job there clearly was in line for a promotion! But before that was the Chargers OC in '99 & '00 when he lead the Bolts to total offense rankings of ... 26th and 28th

Also, hired a guy who was doing sports talk radio to be the new quarterbacks coach. Sadly, I'm not kidding.

[alpha]

This has to be a disaster for 9er fans.

[capable_keL]

Congratulations to the 2015 Rookie of the Year

[ric]

@bridgewater
sweet

[capable_keL]

@bridgewater
sweet

remember how he was the #1 pick for a year until the pro day when he got bad press, didn't wear gloves: everyone thought the NFL PRO DAY was more important than your performance in college. People took Bridgewater from #1 overall to a late 2nd round pick.

Teddy Bridgewater will forever change how much people value the Pro Day

manziel came out in camo and looked like brett favre. how'd he look this year?

[alpha]

He's the offensive rookie of the year. Put your Viagra away

[ric]

@kel
Oh i vividly remember that. honestly all through college he was off my radar (big school bias I guess) and then you guys were talking about him.
it's amazing to me how much bs there is about the draft and player valuation.
just hope norv learns his lessons from the SD offensive plateau (love riv though)

[DLG]

He's the offensive rookie of the year. Put your Viagra away

he's the Pepsi Offensive Rookie of the Year.

Which means thousands of fat Minnesota residents had nothing better to do than constantly refresh the page and vote for him.

[alpha]

Lol I get it. kels excited about Teddy. But it's almost as annoying as Rzn in the NBA thread talking about Wiggins.

[capable_keL]

He's the offensive rookie of the year. Put your Viagra away

he's the Pepsi Offensive Rookie of the Year.

Which means thousands of fat Minnesota residents had nothing better to do than constantly refresh the page and vote for him.

congrats to the AP winner as well

[Sumthin_Funky]

If Rodgers gets like one or two more MVPs, but doesn't get another ring, can we consider him the best ever? And what if he does all that, but does get another ring?

[capable_keL]

If Rodgers gets like one or two more MVPs, but doesn't get another ring, can we consider him the best ever? And what if he does all that, but does get another ring?

for being the best ever and only winning 1 super bowl, it's a massive failure. The fact they only won 1 super bowl with Favre is alarming. The playoff record is too brutal to consider him the best ever

pretty nice regular season guy tho

[an-also]

Thats why the meltdown in Seattle pisses me off. This was their best shot to win the SuperBowl since they won in 10'. They croaked hard in the last 5 mins. How many chances will we get. Fuck it. I'm not even watching the super bowl tonight. This is the first time in my life I'm not even bothering with the super bowl. I even bothered to watch the Super Bowl after we lost to the Giants in 07.

Fucking Seattle.
"They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook" - Denny Green.

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[capable_keL]

Thats why the meltdown in Seattle pisses me off. This was their best shot to win the SuperBowl since they won in 10'. They croaked hard in the last 5 mins. How many chances will we get. Fuck it. I'm not even watching the super bowl tonight. This is the first time in my life I'm not even bothering with the super bowl. I even bothered to watch the Super Bowl after we lost to the Giants in 07.

Fucking Seattle.
"They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook" - Denny Green.

fml

[Joe Pesci]

Thats why the meltdown in Seattle pisses me off. This was their best shot to win the SuperBowl since they won in 10'. They croaked hard in the last 5 mins. How many chances will we get. Fuck it. I'm not even watching the super bowl tonight. This is the first time in my life I'm not even bothering with the super bowl. I even bothered to watch the Super Bowl after we lost to the Giants in 07.

Fucking Seattle.
"They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook" - Denny Green.

fml

It could always be worse. Imagine being a Jets fan.

[hustler]

Thats why the meltdown in Seattle pisses me off. This was their best shot to win the SuperBowl since they won in 10'. They croaked hard in the last 5 mins. How many chances will we get. Fuck it. I'm not even watching the super bowl tonight. This is the first time in my life I'm not even bothering with the super bowl. I even bothered to watch the Super Bowl after we lost to the Giants in 07.

Fucking Seattle.
"They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook" - Denny Green.

fml

feel u. my sentiments exactly.