1. Jameis. In fairly high powered offense but recently replaced by Fitzpatrick (a person who has a decent amount of success comparatively). OK. But really...much better than most other young qbs despite the ints
2. Mariota. Unfair IMHO but OK. Plays for coaches who didn't want to go where they should have gone offensively but also it's not like the backups are really doing anything when Mariota is injured etc. Nonetheless not what you idealized from a 2 pick.
3.Dante fowler. Just traded to the rams after being under super bust hc gus Bradley and now under marone. This is one of those situations where I'm like... OK... So the jags have no use for him but a top 3 NFL squad does and were calling this pick a bust? Lulz.
4. Amari Cooper. Oak. Played for some good coaches then waffles then Gruden The Tank. Now the cowboys plan to make him the next Dez Bryant. Motherfucking lulz. Bust? I think not but we'll see.
5. Scherff ol wash. Right now injured. It's ol so who can say but they changed their shit up this year to be run based so I'm thinking dude probably wasn't a bust
6. Nyj Lenard Williams. Still starting.
7. Kevin white chi wr. Super bad pick really. Remember 2015 the year when everyone thought the NFL was going to trash their outdated offenses and move forward? Kevin white was one of these poster children. Why? Because he's big and fast and made some spectacular catches in college despite being raw as fuck. Have offenses changed? Yes they have. Now almost the whole league is rb centric. Because we all know rbs are frankly better players than most everyone else who can touch the ball and a safe throw for Drew Brees is a safe throw for Jared Goff. Think about that one.
8. Victory Beasley. Starting still.
9. Ereck flowers. Cut by the nyg the team with the worst oline decision making ability in the league (but they are committed to rebuilding) and perhaps some of the worst offensive designing since Coughlin left and now starting for the jags. The team whose new hc said that if he could he'd run the ball every single play. Bust? I mean... The jags almost best the pats to get into the superbowl so I mean... I'm thinking no. Fournette has been unhealthy all season. There's your 3-5 record.
10. Toddamus. Current best player in the league.
11. DB Trae waynes. Currently starting for a pretty fucking good secondary.
12. Danny Shelton browns dl. Bust? Yeah sure.
13. Andrus peat. Ol. Starting for saints.
14. Devante Parker. Wr Mia. Currently starting. Considering how fucked up they've been and that tannehills tutelage has been terrible can you really blame this guy? At least he's starting.
15. Melvin Gordon. Slow start but now currently killing it.
16. Kevin Johnson hou dB. Currently on ir on a team that basically only cares about Def and ol and is letting Obrien work magic in the offense. I'm thinking success.
17. Erik Armstead. Still starting for 49.
18. Marcus peters. Traded from kc to rams because he talks shit and takes chances. Kc Def currently one of the worst in some ways. Rams D currently the death star when healthy. I'm thinking success.
19. Cameron Erving ol. Drafted by browns which has not had a dearth of good decision making or coaching. Traded to kc and currently starts for arguably the highest powered offense in the league. I'm thinking success.
20. Nelson Agholor. Underwhelming career trajectory if current starting wr. Im thinking slight bust here because Phi had to go get their wr talent via free agency. And it's not like Agholor has turned into the guy. Consider his chip Kelly beginnings but also consider they win the superbowl with an essentially chip Kelly personnel set.
21. Ogbuehi. Bengals ol. Not starting. A bust. But it's prolly not his fault really.
22. Bud Dupree. Lb. Steel. Current starter partly because shazier was playing so hard he injured himself out of a career. Dupree was a shaky pick along the same lines as say Kevin white and brashad perriman. Remember this is the year when athletes with shitty technique were being considered superstars in the making if only after you bulked them up. I still think the league was going through Tim Tebow effect and couldn't figure out exactly how that shit worked. And they still haven't. But at least that's shit is put to rest.
23. Shane Ray lb broncos. Right now a backup. Legit bust. One of the few here.
24. Humphries. AZ ol. Still starting.
25. Shaq Thompson. Grew into a 3 down monster.
26. Breshad perriman. See bud Dupree above. Crazy physical attributes terrible technique and mental game. Since when has Baltimore produced its own high quality wr? Not a thing. Has never happened. Torri Smith? Lulz.
27. Byron Jones dB Dallas. Still starting
28. Laken tomlinson. Ol lions. They traded dude to 49 early last season (pre Patricia). 49 extended his contract.
29. Phil Dorsett. Wr indy. Lucks injuries be fucking with the offense. Current starter with pats. Underwhelming productivity a little. Bust? I personally wouldn't think so.
30. Demarius Randall dB gb. Never really watched him play. Remember the taking heads thought this guy was gonna run the Def. Why they thought that I never knew. Probably because at the time the talking head theory was 'oh safeties are in conflict all the time with the new offenses ergo this guy is gonna know how not to be in conflict' something like that. Pretty retarded. Weird pick though. I personally wouldn't call him a bust because what else do you expect? Currently starting for Greg Williams with cle so I mean... Can't be that fucking bad.
31. Stephone Anthony lb new or. Current backup for Mia. Came from a saints d that is now kinda dope but at the time iirc was doing the rob Ryan thing.
32. Malcolm brown dl pars. Current starter
2. Mariota. Unfair IMHO but OK. Plays for coaches who didn't want to go where they should have gone offensively but also it's not like the backups are really doing anything when Mariota is injured etc. Nonetheless not what you idealized from a 2 pick.
3.Dante fowler. Just traded to the rams after being under super bust hc gus Bradley and now under marone. This is one of those situations where I'm like... OK... So the jags have no use for him but a top 3 NFL squad does and were calling this pick a bust? Lulz.
4. Amari Cooper. Oak. Played for some good coaches then waffles then Gruden The Tank. Now the cowboys plan to make him the next Dez Bryant. Motherfucking lulz. Bust? I think not but we'll see.
5. Scherff ol wash. Right now injured. It's ol so who can say but they changed their shit up this year to be run based so I'm thinking dude probably wasn't a bust
6. Nyj Lenard Williams. Still starting.
7. Kevin white chi wr. Super bad pick really. Remember 2015 the year when everyone thought the NFL was going to trash their outdated offenses and move forward? Kevin white was one of these poster children. Why? Because he's big and fast and made some spectacular catches in college despite being raw as fuck. Have offenses changed? Yes they have. Now almost the whole league is rb centric. Because we all know rbs are frankly better players than most everyone else who can touch the ball and a safe throw for Drew Brees is a safe throw for Jared Goff. Think about that one.
8. Victory Beasley. Starting still.
9. Ereck flowers. Cut by the nyg the team with the worst oline decision making ability in the league (but they are committed to rebuilding) and perhaps some of the worst offensive designing since Coughlin left and now starting for the jags. The team whose new hc said that if he could he'd run the ball every single play. Bust? I mean... The jags almost best the pats to get into the superbowl so I mean... I'm thinking no. Fournette has been unhealthy all season. There's your 3-5 record.
10. Toddamus. Current best player in the league.
11. DB Trae waynes. Currently starting for a pretty fucking good secondary.
12. Danny Shelton browns dl. Bust? Yeah sure.
13. Andrus peat. Ol. Starting for saints.
14. Devante Parker. Wr Mia. Currently starting. Considering how fucked up they've been and that tannehills tutelage has been terrible can you really blame this guy? At least he's starting.
15. Melvin Gordon. Slow start but now currently killing it.
16. Kevin Johnson hou dB. Currently on ir on a team that basically only cares about Def and ol and is letting Obrien work magic in the offense. I'm thinking success.
17. Erik Armstead. Still starting for 49.
18. Marcus peters. Traded from kc to rams because he talks shit and takes chances. Kc Def currently one of the worst in some ways. Rams D currently the death star when healthy. I'm thinking success.
19. Cameron Erving ol. Drafted by browns which has not had a dearth of good decision making or coaching. Traded to kc and currently starts for arguably the highest powered offense in the league. I'm thinking success.
20. Nelson Agholor. Underwhelming career trajectory if current starting wr. Im thinking slight bust here because Phi had to go get their wr talent via free agency. And it's not like Agholor has turned into the guy. Consider his chip Kelly beginnings but also consider they win the superbowl with an essentially chip Kelly personnel set.
21. Ogbuehi. Bengals ol. Not starting. A bust. But it's prolly not his fault really.
22. Bud Dupree. Lb. Steel. Current starter partly because shazier was playing so hard he injured himself out of a career. Dupree was a shaky pick along the same lines as say Kevin white and brashad perriman. Remember this is the year when athletes with shitty technique were being considered superstars in the making if only after you bulked them up. I still think the league was going through Tim Tebow effect and couldn't figure out exactly how that shit worked. And they still haven't. But at least that's shit is put to rest.
23. Shane Ray lb broncos. Right now a backup. Legit bust. One of the few here.
24. Humphries. AZ ol. Still starting.
25. Shaq Thompson. Grew into a 3 down monster.
26. Breshad perriman. See bud Dupree above. Crazy physical attributes terrible technique and mental game. Since when has Baltimore produced its own high quality wr? Not a thing. Has never happened. Torri Smith? Lulz.
27. Byron Jones dB Dallas. Still starting
28. Laken tomlinson. Ol lions. They traded dude to 49 early last season (pre Patricia). 49 extended his contract.
29. Phil Dorsett. Wr indy. Lucks injuries be fucking with the offense. Current starter with pats. Underwhelming productivity a little. Bust? I personally wouldn't think so.
30. Demarius Randall dB gb. Never really watched him play. Remember the taking heads thought this guy was gonna run the Def. Why they thought that I never knew. Probably because at the time the talking head theory was 'oh safeties are in conflict all the time with the new offenses ergo this guy is gonna know how not to be in conflict' something like that. Pretty retarded. Weird pick though. I personally wouldn't call him a bust because what else do you expect? Currently starting for Greg Williams with cle so I mean... Can't be that fucking bad.
31. Stephone Anthony lb new or. Current backup for Mia. Came from a saints d that is now kinda dope but at the time iirc was doing the rob Ryan thing.
32. Malcolm brown dl pars. Current starter
