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Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:55 pm
by Ramen
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:23 am
by an-also
Police report: Tarvaris Jackson pulls gun on wife who taunts him about NFL career
Jackson's wife said, "You better be accurate (because) you ain't accurate on the field."
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:53 pm
by Ramen
she real one
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 5:19 pm
by capable_keL
Lmao
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:37 am
by DLG
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:05 am
by djjeffresh
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:39 pm
by Ramen
djjeffresh wrote:
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:47 pm
by ric
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:26 pm
by unclebengi
So Le'Veon's suspended for 4 games and Zeke Elliott appears to be a domestic abuser, not a good day for workhorse RB's.
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:44 am
by Ramen
Leveon still smoking tho? What an idiot
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:25 am
by DLG
really hope Gordon makes a comeback and stays away from the herb. huge talent
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:55 pm
by DLG
lol @ randy gregory
nice pick jerry
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:28 pm
by capable_keL
Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:52 pm
by Ramen
DLG wrote:lol @ randy gregory
nice pick jerry
lol
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:44 pm
by GUCCI CONDOMS
capable_keL wrote:Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Big zeke about to be the best RB in the NFL tho
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:14 pm
by Ramen
might as well enshrine him now then.
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:57 pm
by GUCCI CONDOMS
Ramen wrote:might as well enshrine him now then.
General consensus RB1 in fantasy drafts bruv
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:00 pm
by wheels
In the 10-12 range though
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:33 pm
by Ramen
So Tre Mason is just missing?
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:43 pm
by capable_keL
GUCCI CONDOMS wrote:capable_keL wrote:Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Big zeke about to be the best RB in the NFL tho
How bad do you want to get into his closet though? He's your NFL spirit animal
Manziel to Dallas?
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:53 am
by DLG
probably Foles.
We all know Romo is going to break something before the bye.
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 2:15 pm
by Ramen
Michael & Martellus Bennett speaking on NFL players/coaches:
JAY CUTLER
Michael: "Worst quarterback in the NFL."
Martellus: "I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage"
ELI MANNING
Martellus: "Eli? He's cool. He's like a normal white guy you see at the park trying to teach his kids how to play soccer and you know he can't really play soccer himself."
JEFF FISHER
Martellus: "If a QB went 7 -- 9, he'd never be able to find a job."
Michael: "Make sure he's in the NFC West."
BROCK OSWEILER
Michael: "I've got more sacks than he's got touchdowns." (This is accurate.)
Martellus: "I've caught more balls than he's completed." (Also accurate.)
PETE CARROLL
Martellus: "Joel Osteen."
Michael: "Tom Cruise. I feel like Pete Carroll is like Benjamin Button. He doesn't want to get old. He's getting younger every year. What is going on?"
Martellus: "That's what money does."
ROGER GOODELL
Michael: "A--hole. Nah, I'm just joking -- you can't say that. Overpaid."
J.J. WATT
Michael: "Dominant player."
Martellus: "Corny. Half of the NFL is corny, though."
Michael: "People love J.J. Watt, but they don't really like J.J. Watt, know what I'm saying?"
SAM BRADFORD
(Both smirk.)
Michael: "The greatest quarterback in the NFL."
Martellus: "Vicious. Competitive."
Michael: "A real Joe Montana."
TOM BRADY
Martellus: "The silver fox you never get to see but you hear about. You only get to take one photo, and you have to stay outside for a year just to get it."
JASON WITTEN
Martellus: "I hated Jason Witten. I appreciated his game, but I always hated him."
CAM NEWTON
Michael: "Probably the quarterback I like to hit the most."
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:09 am
by ric
@ramen
super lulz at some of that
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:22 pm
by Ramen
Ive never been so bummed that a preseason game was canceled.
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:27 am
by DLG
football yo.
allen robinson is going to be crazy good this year.
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:09 pm
by Ramen
man, I was watching the Patriots game and seen that dude break his arm
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:50 pm
by GUCCI CONDOMS
#dakisthefuture
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:31 am
by DLG
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:34 am
by alpha
More like
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 1:38 pm
by Ramen
dude needs to call it quits before he dies out there