My coworker has shitty taste in music

Mercuthio · Post by **Mercuthio** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:38 pm

the answer to this type of predicament is Slayer. loud slayer.

Mercuthio · Post by **Mercuthio** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:42 pm

... and dude, don't make friends with Lifehouse people. it's like hugging a cactus.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:45 pm

chickendechinadechinesechicken

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:58 pm

I share and office with someone. I remember this new dude came to work the first day and he was listening to country radio. That shit lasted about 1 minute. I told him to shut that shit off.

Most people have shitty taste in music.

deepfriedjellol · Post by **deepfriedjellol** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:31 pm

the best thing about people with shitty taste in music is that you can ignore them completely

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:22 pm

is your coworker a fat virgin woman who reads fantasy novels? that would explain a lot

catfish hunter · Post by **catfish hunter** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:59 pm

SLAYER

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:25 pm

catfish hunter wrote:SLAYER

Da Me · Post by **Da Me** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:31 am

If you're a guy and their a guy and you're cool with him, just tell him to shut that shit off. But if you're both polite women it might be harder. In that case ask her to turn it down

INF · Post by **INF** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:00 am

all you had to say was lifehouse and I know exactly where you are going with this.

srry you have to put up with that and just stick it to them with something loud and abrasive

b0mbs_of_death · Post by **b0mbs_of_death** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:04 pm

To reiterate, Slayer is the only answer.

Unless you really want to fuck with em and try a Pig Destroyer/Agoraphobic Nosebleed double whammy.

360 · Post by **360** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:55 pm

I don't even know wtf Lifehouse is and I refuse to google them.

malpractice · Post by **malpractice** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:06 pm

360 wrote:I don't even know wtf Lifehouse is and I refuse to google them.

Mercuthio · Post by **Mercuthio** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:11 am

noshadesofgrey wrote:NOTHING IS WORKING GUYS

the force is strong with this one...

what you have to do is, you have to think, what would General Curtis Lemay do?

"...all war is immoral and if you let that bother you, you're not a good soldier."

i'll tell ya what he would do, he'd move to the next step on his ladder of escalation. he'd probably go nuclear, but you might wanna wait a little before pushing that button.

so, what is your next step?

this is a good suggestion

b0mbs_of_death wrote:Unless you really want to fuck with em and try a Pig Destroyer/Agoraphobic Nosebleed double whammy.

but personally, i'd recommend Carcass
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Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:00 am

I think it's time to suggest Pandora or lastfm to your co-worker, or suggest that hearing music at work makes it difficult for you to concentrate.

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:28 am

noshadesofgrey wrote:So I listened to Reign In Blood this afternoon with the volume turned up all the way...not even as much as a grimace.

Then I realized I couldn't concentrate on work and listen to Slayer.

So then I listened to Rush. Still nothing.

Now I'm on Baroness.

NOTHING IS WORKING GUYS

Two words: Mindbender Futurama

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LameAim · Post by **LameAim** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:28 am

Moolah wrote:
noshadesofgrey wrote:So I listened to Reign In Blood this afternoon with the volume turned up all the way...not even as much as a grimace.

Then I realized I couldn't concentrate on work and listen to Slayer.

So then I listened to Rush. Still nothing.

Now I'm on Baroness.

NOTHING IS WORKING GUYS
Two words: Mindbender Futurama

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Good call. noshadesofgrey should be able to get tons of stuff done after the office mate suicides.

INF · Post by **INF** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:55 am

play the Germs GI album. It should work.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:59 am

i'm assuming you're white? you're going about it the wrong way. you need some xclan or something.

white people listening to crazy white people music doesn't faze anybody anymore.

INF · Post by **INF** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:59 am

or john Zorn, any John Zorn.

b0mbs_of_death · Post by **b0mbs_of_death** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:14 pm

Moolah wrote:[
Two words: Mindbender Futurama

Just remember to put some ear plugs in, you don't want to cause yourself to get annoyed too.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:06 pm

noshadesofgrey wrote:
Sankofa wrote:or suggest that hearing music at work makes it difficult for you to concentrate.
This is a slippery slope; because then they'll know I'm full of shit when I listen to my own music.

I'm beginning to give up on life.

Mercuthio · Post by **Mercuthio** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:34 am

Evanescence?! By God, man... do people still listen to that?

maybe you could all agree to listen to some shitty music you both enjoy...

like... Manowar?

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