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blastmaster wrote:
Jaz wrote:
blastmaster wrote::jaz:
:blank: sorry?....I didn't write nor compile that list, in fact all I did was put up a link for people that would have appreciated it...not you obviously...please bring your old sig back
My Jazing Out had nothing to do with you, you self-centered mess. I was Jazing at the fact that Mike was so high on the list..
How was anyone supposed to be know that blastmaster?

I never said I didn't like your new sig, I prefer the old one because it gave you character and you owned it.

Michael Bolton is terrible


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Fine. Ok.

Explain to me what makes Bolton terrible. Please. I am curious. Be specific.

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Michael Bolton could probably make any kind of music suck -- Butt-Head

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blastmaster wrote:Fine. Ok.

Explain to me what makes Bolton terrible. Please. I am curious. Be specific.
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Post by TrippinOnAcid »

cascarrabias wrote:Man Primus should not be on that list.

So many great songs.

Jerry Was A Racecar Driver
Too Many Puppies
Blue Collar Tweakers
John The Fisherman
Tommy The Cat

Frizzle Fry is undeniable classic too.
Mr. Krinkle is debatably their best song, and the video is one of the best ever made to boot. Too many puppies is pretty gnar.

I disagree with Primus, but ICP at #1? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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b0mbs_of_death wrote:Just because you can slap your bass and do funny voices doesnt mean you can write a song.
Haha, exactly. The only people I knew who liked Primus growing up were acne ridden bass guitar bores.

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Primus>>>the entire genre of punk and hardcore
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mud wrote:Primus>>>the entire genre of punk and hardcore
Well, I don't know about all that...But I agree, Primus kicks massive amounts of ass.

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"Catch me in the corner not speaking"

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mud wrote:Primus>>>the entire genre of punk and hardcore
Is this line of thought also behind your name selection ?

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The whole list is rendered retarded with Primus being listed.

A few others that made me wince as well.

Blender blows.

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Post by THE GOLDEN STRING »

cascarrabias wrote:Man Primus should not be on that list.

So many great songs.

Jerry Was A Racecar Driver
Too Many Puppies
Blue Collar Tweakers
John The Fisherman
Tommy The Cat

Frizzle Fry is undeniable classic too.
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and most of those on the list


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Philaflava wrote: Legend has it that this Los Angeles acid-rock quintet had consumed such massive amounts of marijuana during the 1968 sessions for ג€œIn the Garden of Edenג€ that keyboardist-singer Doug Ingle could only mumble the title. Hence, ג€œIn-a-Gadda-da-Vidaג€ was born, and its unexpurgated 17-minute version (including a two-and-a- half-minute drum solo) inaugurated the dubious era of free-form FM radio.
i don't know, that makes them sound pretty fucking awesome

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HopeLess wrote: :naswtf: @ Primus being on there.

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polarity wrote:
Philaflava wrote: Legend has it that this Los Angeles acid-rock quintet had consumed such massive amounts of marijuana during the 1968 sessions for ג€œIn the Garden of Edenג€ that keyboardist-singer Doug Ingle could only mumble the title. Hence, ג€œIn-a-Gadda-da-Vidaג€ was born, and its unexpurgated 17-minute version (including a two-and-a- half-minute drum solo) inaugurated the dubious era of free-form FM radio.
i don't know, that makes them sound pretty fucking awesome
One of the many times my father was fired (and then re-hired) from the public radion station he worked as when he was younger was for playing the 17 minute version of this song.

On what should have been a news break.

On a classical station.

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HopeLess wrote:or big and rich or dixie chicks or any of that other gay shit that passes for contry these days.
As if any Country radio station has played the Dixie Chicks for the past four years. Also, Big & Rich kick ass.
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scrolling down and seeing ICP made me :lol:

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zizek wrote:
HopeLess wrote:or big and rich or dixie chicks or any of that other gay shit that passes for contry these days.
As if any Country radio station has played the Dixie Chicks for the past four years. Also, Big & Rich kick ass.
they play the Dixie chicks on CMT...ALL THE TIME.

And Big and Rich fucking suck.

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Post by ardamus »

hey you guys are missing an important fact:

ICP is number one on the list.....that says something
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I fucking hate the Goo Goo Dolls, so good job there.

But ג€œMake Em Say Ugh" is the jam.
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"I Wanna Sex You Up" is reason enough NOT to put Color Me Badd on that list.

...and I own every Master P album up to "The Last Don."

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Post by theaggravatedjew »

I like Live, Creed and Michael Bolton. However I never purchased any music by creed or live.

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Post by boogie shoes »

good list but Asias heat of the moment saves them for me.

he could have had pm dawn in there

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I Drive A Lexus wrote:The part about The Doors is completely on-point but that's what makes them so great - their complete lack of irony and ostentatiousness.
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Post by DLG »

Primus is one of the best, most orginal and consistant band's ever, including all side projects.

Also skinny puppy are amazing.

The slagging of prog rock is also gay by a mag that probably creams over the mars volta's musical overindulgance.

Kansas's early albums are tight, as are ELPs, especially Brain Salad Surgery.

Also, it's dumb to shit on Whitesnake who were a genuine hard rock band dressed like glam fags in order to sell records when there were so many third teir hair bands like Kix, Faster Pussycat and shit.

The first three Yngwie Malmsteen records revolutionized guitar in the 80s and spawned ten billion copy cats. He has sucked since though.

I agree with most of the list though, ICP mos def.

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ardamus wrote:hey you guys are missing an important fact:

ICP is number one on the list.....that says something
Yeah, that it's really hard to miss a really large target.

Picking on ICP is easy and mindless, but when you bash Primus in the same breath, you expose your methodology (which appears to be "duuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr").

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Post by shopvack »

Dids wrote:
ardamus wrote:hey you guys are missing an important fact:

ICP is number one on the list.....that says something
Yeah, that it's really hard to miss a really large target.

Picking on ICP is easy and mindless, but when you bash Primus in the same breath, you expose your methodology (which appears to be "duuuuuu............").

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Post by Killer Ben »

icp at #1 is on point...

but fuck this magazine for frontin on master p?

48 worst artist..?

nah..not at all..

just listen to the ice cream man album, or 99 ways to die, or mamas bad boy, or any early no limit release, either of the first tru albums...all sick

quite clear as well that they dont know a thing about him, they list make em say ugg as his debut single????

haha

master p's debut dates back to the early 90s (in-a-minute records) in the bay.

make em say ughh was not even his commercial mainstreat debut...he had already released a lot through prioroty and blown up when they came out.

bout bout it, can be considered a mainstream (distribution wise) debut

that was on the first try album
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