Funny Multiplayer Names

squ1d · Post by **squ1d** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:20 pm

I'm pretty sure all you FPS/RTS/MMORPG heads have seen or used some funny handles in your day....post 'em up here.

Some good ones that stick to memory:

Meat shield
Meat sock
Hey kid get in the van
Jihad Joe

I'll think of some more when they come to me....

NOW YOU GO

Useff · Post by **Useff** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:31 pm

Rape Machine
DogDraggingAssOnPillow

curiouscharles · Post by **curiouscharles** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:10 am

willyman|eatingpizza
theguninmomscloset
bearmaster

slimebucato · Post by **slimebucato** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:13 am

The game I play the most "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" has a message that pops up on your screen that says "You killed so and so" so alot of people play off of that.

an unarmed man
a nigger
kenny, you bastard (lame now, funny back then)
an innocent child
6,000 jews

Also, on top it says "So and so was killed by" so people will put stuff like

AIDS
cancer
herpes

Cheap laughs, but laughs nonetheless

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:25 am

IfUsHoOtMeUrGaY

Beek · Post by **Beek** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:42 pm

Back in the day when I used to play Subspace all the time, one of the best players was named D-Tox. Some guy called himself Butt-tox and I thought that was the funniest shit of all time.

The Frankest · Post by **The Frankest** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:14 pm

Multi-Killen
Pitbug

squ1d · Post by **squ1d** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:53 pm

Saw one tonight:

BackdoorConquistador

Kalistoga · Post by **Kalistoga** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:10 am

Wesley Sniper (Counter-Strike)

Sir Loin · Post by **Sir Loin** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:20 pm

ChristPuncher wrote:The game I play the most "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" has a message that pops up on your screen that says "You killed so and so" so alot of people play off of that.

an unarmed man
a nigger
kenny, you bastard (lame now, funny back then)
an innocent child
6,000 jews

Also, on top it says "So and so was killed by" so people will put stuff like

AIDS
cancer
herpes
yourpenis

Cheap laughs, but laughs nonetheless

The Red Scare · Post by **The Red Scare** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:37 pm

"Stunt Cockery"

I don't know why I find that funny, but every time I played Halo with him I started cracking up

FoJaR · Post by **FoJaR** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:45 pm

my friend's halo name was dirty sanchez.

SeaTownBlues · Post by **SeaTownBlues** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:37 pm

NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

The Red Scare · Post by **The Red Scare** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:56 pm

SeaTownBlues wrote:NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

Useff · Post by **Useff** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:38 pm

The Red Scare wrote:
SeaTownBlues wrote:NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

true

Dids · Post by **Dids** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:58 am

The Red Scare wrote:
SeaTownBlues wrote:NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

Thats some nice rebuttaling.

squ1d · Post by **squ1d** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:34 am

SeaTownBlues wrote:NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

Just for you, it will now get cornier.

Haha, guys, haha, tonight I saw a guy named Imrickjamesbitch....LOL

FoJaR · Post by **FoJaR** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:08 pm

OMG....

i know someone whose acct is o_O

o_O

I SEEEEE YOU

SeaTownBlues · Post by **SeaTownBlues** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:44 am

The Red Scare wrote:
SeaTownBlues wrote:NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

THATS JUST HOW THEY SLEEP

Matthew · Post by **Matthew** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:31 am

on xbox live

'fatcrustyjap'

the dude was really good at halo too, he dominated a game and once everyone returned to the lobby he modestly said "you have just been owned by fatcrustyjap" and left

squ1d · Post by **squ1d** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:56 am

Yeah, the guys with funny names tend to mop up.

Useff · Post by **Useff** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:04 am

"I RAPE NIGGER JEWS"

FoJaR · Post by **FoJaR** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:21 pm

The Red Scare · Post by **The Red Scare** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:30 pm

SeaTownBlues wrote:
The Red Scare wrote:
SeaTownBlues wrote:NOT FUNNY STUFF LOCK THREAD YOU GUYS ARE CORNY

THATS JUST HOW THEY SLEEP

No, this is how they sleep

Hippo's are SOOOOO not cool

360 · Post by **360** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:33 pm

These are all from Halo on xbox live..

A Meaty Schlong

So when you get stuck by a sticky nade or beat down, it says..

"You were stuck by a meaty schlong" or "you were beat down by a meaty schlong"

Your mom
God is Bi
Please dont kill me
Ms Bushs tampon

many more.

Piff Tannen · Post by **Piff Tannen** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:30 pm

we had a bunch of celebrities, then we changed it to diseases, i put in rapper too and when ill kill someone ill drop a line from a song. i think its even funnier when the people youre playing dont know where the name came from.

we used celebrities until like, they started dying in real life. john ritter, rick james and a few others died a few months after we put their names on. my friend name on halo is 'life' and sometimes ill use 'Jesus' or 'rondell' and a great one we had was 'gout.' cos this kid my boy doesnt like has gout, and his brother came to play with us one night and was like.......'gout?'