American Music Awards Tonight @ 8PM

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:46 pm

Jimmy Kimmel hosts.

Hopefully this will be better than those fucking MTV awards. Dick Clark don't play.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:23 pm

Nickleback beat RHCP. Fuck that shit. Fuck the worlds ugliest musician and their cliche music.

UGH!

Since when did 3LW change their name?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:28 pm

Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls got a boob job clearly.

Oh and I don't mind its just me in this thread. Its my own diary of the show and I enjoy my own company the most.

Carry on.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:30 pm

Josh Groban or whatever. What are the odds of him having a vagina?

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:32 pm

Philaflava wrote:Josh Groban or whatever. What are the odds of him having a vagina?

1:1

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:34 pm

I actually rather hear K-Fed rapping than Daniel Powder. Could somebody do the world a favor and just kill him? Fuck that :lbass:

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:40 pm

Fergie is a tranny.

Also just a FYI if anyone cared.

Nicole Elikolani Prescovia Scherzinger (born June 29, 1978), is an American singer-songwriter and dancer best known for her work as the lead vocalist for The Pussycat Dolls.

Scherzinger was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to a Filipino father and a Hawaiian/Russian mother. She grew up in Louisville, Kentucky with stepfather Gary Scherzinger, mother Rosemary and sister Ke'ala. She began her life as a performer in Louisville, attending the Youth Performing Arts School at duPont Manual High School and performing with Actors Theatre of Louisville. Scherzinger majored in theater arts at Wright State University, but put her studies on hold in 1999 to sing backing vocals for the rock band Days of the New.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:41 pm

I wonder if Mario Lopez's partner fucks his dimples.

Nelly Furtado and her hair

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:45 pm

Okay I'm pretty sure Jojo was the 14 year girl who Timbaland produced.

Now she got Triple D's. What are the odds she already has a baby?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:50 pm

Does that fag Keith Urban really wanna be Bon Jovi that badly?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:54 pm

Snow Patrol reminds me of Soul Patrol which is really annoying and constantly forces me to think of American Idol.

I've never seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy nor do I care to.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:09 pm

I just do not like that Gwen song. I've tried, I just don't.

Who's that DJ with Jay-Z? Looks like a white Green Latern.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:12 pm

Flea > Flava Flav

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:16 pm

Big fan of awards shows, huh Phila?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:18 pm

Psychosis wrote:Big fan of awards shows, huh Phila?

Waiting for Nip/Tuck and I hope its better than that bullshit from last week.

But yeah, I dig the awards.

Kimmel has been really funny so far.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:19 pm

Flavor Flav maybe the only person darker than Wesley Snipes.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:21 pm

Sean Da Paul won. Will Kanye say something?

Dutty Rock bitches!

Is Sean Paul really Ray Benzino with an accent?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:25 pm

Okay somebody tell me who the hell is that FAT BITCH with Jamie Foxxx?

That looks like Mother Love.

And to think he's now the most successful person to come from In Living Color.

CaseJuan · Post by **CaseJuan** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:34 pm

Philaflava wrote:Fergie is a tranny.

Also just a FYI if anyone cared.

Nicole Elikolani Prescovia Scherzinger (born June 29, 1978), is an American singer-songwriter and dancer best known for her work as the lead vocalist for The Pussycat Dolls.

Scherzinger was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to a Filipino father and a Hawaiian/Russian mother. She grew up in Louisville, Kentucky with stepfather Gary Scherzinger, mother Rosemary and sister Ke'ala. She began her life as a performer in Louisville, attending the Youth Performing Arts School at duPont Manual High School and performing with Actors Theatre of Louisville. Scherzinger majored in theater arts at Wright State University, but put her studies on hold in 1999 to sing backing vocals for the rock band Days of the New.

Wright State University - STAND THE FUCK UP!

CaseJuan · Post by **CaseJuan** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:36 pm

Philaflava wrote:Okay somebody tell me who the hell is that FAT BITCH with Jamie Foxxx?

That looks like Mother Love.

And to think he's now the most successful person to come from In Living Color.

By accomplishments - yes. But I think Jim Carrey still has more money. Not to mention that one backup dancer.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:37 pm

I DO not give a fuck about Tenacious D. I know I'm the only one, but their music flirts with cheesy Meatloaf meets Weird Al.

The only thing I care to see Jack Black in is High Fidelity. I just cannot take this crap serious.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:39 pm

Is EVERY Mary J song about a guy?

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:40 pm

Philaflava wrote:I DO not give a fuck about Tenacious D. I know I'm the only one, but their music flirts with cheesy Meatloaf meets Weird Al.

The only thing I care to see Jack Black in is High Fidelity. I just cannot take this crap serious.

you're in luck

you're not really supposed to

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:43 pm

StormShadow wrote:
Philaflava wrote:I DO not give a fuck about Tenacious D. I know I'm the only one, but their music flirts with cheesy Meatloaf meets Weird Al.

The only thing I care to see Jack Black in is High Fidelity. I just cannot take this crap serious.

you're in luck

you're not really supposed to

Kinda knew that, so I retract the word "serious" and substitute it for "stomach."

Tenacious D is for fat kids, virgins, people who enjoy Woody Allen movies or Nintendo Wii players.

I kid

StormShadow · Post by **StormShadow** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:51 pm

No it's cool if you don't like the D, I just thought it was an odd reason. But you changed it, so that's that.

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:52 am

Philaflava wrote:Is EVERY Mary J song about a guy?

no every song is about how she isnt gonna cry anymore

Andvil · Post by **Andvil** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:03 am

Philaflava wrote:
StormShadow wrote:
Philaflava wrote:I DO not give a fuck about Tenacious D. I know I'm the only one, but their music flirts with cheesy Meatloaf meets Weird Al.

The only thing I care to see Jack Black in is High Fidelity. I just cannot take this crap serious.

you're in luck

you're not really supposed to
Kinda knew that, so I retract the word "serious" and substitute it for "stomach."

I just cannot take this crap stomach?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:07 am

Andvil wrote:
Philaflava wrote:
StormShadow wrote:
Philaflava wrote:I DO not give a fuck about Tenacious D. I know I'm the only one, but their music flirts with cheesy Meatloaf meets Weird Al.

The only thing I care to see Jack Black in is High Fidelity. I just cannot take this crap serious.

you're in luck

you're not really supposed to
Kinda knew that, so I retract the word "serious" and substitute it for "stomach."
I just cannot take this crap stomach?

Since we know you aren't fat, take your pick.

Tenacious D is for fat kids, virgins, people who enjoy Woody Allen movies or Nintendo Wii players