MTV's Jersey Shore

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:50 am

^^^^

Got to Beat up the Beat

im feeling like theres not enough Vinnie, but i guess thats because hes somewhat normal, therefore doesn't produce quality television gems.

Ronnie proving it is possible to get extremely heated while wearing a bath mat.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:11 am

Blockhead wrote:i know it's been said before but i too am kinda feeling the dudes (major ). i wouldn't wanna chill with them

You crazy, son? You chill with them for one night and you're guaranteed to have random whores stripping in a hot tub, volunteering to be felt up by anyone who happens to be in reach.

I'm not backed up and devoid of game, and I'm sure there are others here who do fine for themselves, but I'd say that 99% of people here cannot claim the rate of success that these guys have with skanks.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:13 am

And yes, Snooki is easily the most likable girl. Probably because she's clearly half-Mexican.

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:37 pm

Thun wrote:I'd say that 99% of people here cannot claim the rate of success that these guys have with skanks.

oh 100%. honestly, any game i have wouldn't work on the whores those guys wrangle cause i'm not juiced up, tan or italian. those dudes have that shit locked down.
those motherfuckers have an extremely high batting average. unfortunately, the "fat friend who cock blocks" average is also very high.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:52 pm

Blockhead wrote:
Thun wrote: those motherfuckers have an extremely high batting average. unfortunately, the "fat friend who cock blocks" average is also very high.

Yeah, but that's Jersey for you. Point is, if you chill with those guys for an evening you're going to see some bitches get naked at the very least. Seems like a winning situation.

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:54 pm

We are going to have sex, and that's the situation.

Cash Rulz · Post by **Cash Rulz** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:01 pm

[quote="Thun]Seems like a winning situation.[/quote]

See what you did there????

Yeah, but I gotta agree. Especially Mike.

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:22 pm

I love how everything revolves around the hot tub.

Cash Rulz · Post by **Cash Rulz** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:46 pm

Random Sample wrote:I love how everything revolves around the hot tub.

Bitches love the hot tub.

and smiley faces.

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:54 pm

Cash Rulz wrote:
Random Sample wrote:I love how everything revolves around the hot tub.
Bitches love the hot tub.

and smiley faces.

this man speaks the truth.
my homeboy had a pool in his backyard (in brooklyn of all places), and it led to so much pussy for him over the summer it was ridiculous. the love of pools and hot tubs goes beyond just jersey shore club whores. all bitches love that shit.

Cash Rulz · Post by **Cash Rulz** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:13 pm

Blockhead wrote:
Cash Rulz wrote:
Random Sample wrote:I love how everything revolves around the hot tub.
Bitches love the hot tub.

and smiley faces.
this man speaks the truth.
my homeboy had a pool in his backyard (in brooklyn of all places), and it led to so much pussy for him over the summer it was ridiculous. the love of pools and hot tubs goes beyond just jersey shore club whores. all bitches love that shit.

Oh god yes. I was so mad when some friends of mine were going to rent a house and gave up the one with the pool. Its a pool. Pools = pool parties. Is this difficult?

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:11 pm

Dude........

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:28 pm

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:33 pm

Employee wrote:Dude........

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pauly motherfuckin d is from providence??
amazing

None · Post by **None** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:36 pm

Employee wrote:

They can never go home now.

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:13 pm

Employee wrote:

that is the greatest image i have ever seen.

but yo, i think you guys are underestimating the power of the television camera to attract stupid bitches. i really think without the tv show, their rate of success would be cut at least in half

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:27 am

Employee wrote:Dude........

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I fell out when Snooki mistook Qadafi for ... Lionel Richie. Jesus...

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:29 am

House of Games wrote:
Employee wrote:
that is the greatest image i have ever seen.

but yo, i think you guys are underestimating the power of the television camera to attract stupid bitches. i really think without the tv show, their rate of success would be cut at least in half

Eh, I think you're nitpicking and possibly hating. Even if what you're saying is correct, getting bitches to strip in the hot tub every other night is still pretty great.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:22 am

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutf ... hore-cast/

Daily Gut: Lay Off the גJersey Shoreג Cast
by Greg Gutfeld

So many in the media are delighting in the stupidity of the גJersey Shoreג cast. Just recently, Jay Leno had them on a quiz bowl, and the audience ג buoyed by their own perceived superiority ג chortled at their various mistakes.

But I ask: whoגs dumber: the גJersey Shoreג cast, or those who call the גJersey Shoreג cast dumb?

The answer is the latter, which I think means גpaddlefish.ג

First off, when did these kids ever pass themselves off as smart? Did they ever say they were members of Mensa? Of course not: the only pompous jerks who tell you theyגre in Mensa ג are in Mensa.

Also, itגs not like these kids ever showed up in front of the cameras, clutching their diplomas from Cornellגs agricultural college ג like some MSNBC hosts are known to do. No, theyגre only proud of their abs. So what. None of that stuff affects you. The fact that theyגre honest about their shallowness already puts them on an intellectual level higher than Sean Penn and Gynneth Paltrow, combined.

Look, I watch the show, and I admit the dudes are knuckleheads, and the women are mindless lushes. The random violence is gross. Itגs disgusting.

But we know itגs disgusting.

In my mind, far more dangerous is the crap thatגs just as disgusting but passes itself off as enlightening. Iגm not just referring to The View or the Huffington Post ג but also the climate change conference and any CNN special on race. Why obsess over some punks slathered in hair gel and fake tan when youגve got Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid with their hands on the wheel?

In sum, lay off the dumb. Thereגs more idiocy in the גSituation Roomג than there is in The Situationגs abs. Yeah, Leno sure made the Jersey folk look silly on his show, but did you see Wolf Blitzer tank on Jeopardy?

He did that all by himself.

And if you disagree with me, youגre probably a racist homophobe.

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:49 pm

Employee wrote:Thereגs more idiocy in the גSituation Roomג than there is in The Situationגs abs.

Real talk.

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:02 am

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:29 am

Apathwhy · Post by **Apathwhy** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:57 pm

Tariq's Dilemma · Post by **Tariq's Dilemma** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:04 pm

Where the hell is her bellybutton?

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:40 pm

My gf got really pissed when I said that chick is hot.

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:17 am

snooki is from albany.

she went to the local SUNY school around from where i live. I repeat, Snooki is not from New Jersey. she is actually from a small town called marlboro in NEW YORK.

maybe they didn't clarify the bios on these characters but i haven't gotten to watch the show yet and i think this is kind of a :fail:

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:42 am

^^i think only the situation is actually from NJ

Cowy wrote:My gf got really pissed when I said that chick is hot.

them blue contacts in the last episode had her like

360 · Post by **360** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:54 am

Apathwhy wrote:

Tariq's Dilemma wrote:Where the hell is her bellybutton?

Guilty of being gay.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:05 pm

360 wrote:
Tariq's Dilemma wrote:Where the hell is her bellybutton?
Guilty of being gay.

Her bellybutton's low enough to qualify as a foreskin.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:10 pm

Sankofa wrote:
360 wrote:
Tariq's Dilemma wrote:Where the hell is her bellybutton?
Guilty of being gay.
Her bellybutton's low enough to qualify as a foreskin.

This is simultaneously the dumbest and faggotest post in years.