MTV's Jersey Shore

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:29 am

http://www.neon-entertainment.com/snookie/

$2,000 for a personal appearance from Snooki.

wheels · Post by **wheels** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:38 pm

Blockhead wrote:
Cash Rulz wrote:
Random Sample wrote:I love how everything revolves around the hot tub.
Bitches love the hot tub.

and smiley faces.
this man speaks the truth.
my homeboy had a pool in his backyard (in brooklyn of all places), and it led to so much pussy for him over the summer it was ridiculous. the love of pools and hot tubs goes beyond just jersey shore club whores. all bitches love that shit.

Grew up with a pool. Way less creepy than asking a chick to come get in the hot tub.

But nothing is creepy on the Jersey shore, so I'd go hot tub all the way if I was trying to pull guidettes.

intuition · Post by **intuition** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:31 pm

this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.

i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:37 pm

intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.

i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.

living on the west coast you might not understand the majesty of guido culture. i imagine they could stretch this out for a year and it would still be rivoting.

i hope the next weird subculture they jam into one house is juggalos.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:12 pm

intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.

i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.

I love you, man, but:

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME.

Zeed Stun · Post by **Zeed Stun** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:59 pm

intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.

i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.

i think jwow gets in a fight next episode.

side note: whats up with that bitches face? every time they show clips of them waking up in the morning, it looks like she's been on meth for 8 years. what a waste of tits.

intuition · Post by **intuition** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:13 am

ALASKA wrote:
intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.

i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.
living on the west coast you might not understand the majesty of guido culture.

while it's true we don't have guido's per say, there are an overabundance of middle easterners here. armenians are, by and large, the west coast version of the guido imo.

i just think after watching the show, other than the bad tans and dancing, these folks are pretty normal and pretty boring. seem like roided up frat dudes kinda.

ackbar · Post by **ackbar** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:27 am

the show sucks & is the worst thing ever..

(but at the same time shit like this does not even remotely make me :jazbomb: and i might as well just have abstained from posting in this thread)

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:57 am

ackbar wrote:the show sucks & is the worst thing ever..

how dare you.

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:18 am

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:39 am

Blockhead wrote:
ackbar wrote:the show sucks & is the worst thing ever..
how dare you.

He sits at home watching PTA movies and jerks off using his tears as lubrication.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:09 pm

I don't understand the hate on this show at all.

Guidos are as fascinating as Lemurs and Quasars. That is to say, hugely fascinating. Anyone who disagrees is stupid and/or a homosexual. End of story, son.

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:25 pm

Thun wrote:I don't understand the hate on this show at all.

Guidos are as fascinating as Lemurs and Quasars. That is to say, hugely fascinating. Anyone who disagrees is stupid and/or a homosexual. End of story, son.

should have ended it with that's the situation.

ThaJim2 · Post by **ThaJim2** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:14 pm

Random Sample wrote:
Thun wrote:I don't understand the hate on this show at all.

Guidos are as fascinating as Lemurs and Quasars. That is to say, hugely fascinating. Anyone who disagrees is stupid and/or a homosexual. End of story, son.
should have ended it with that's the situation.

There needs to be a The Situation emoticon when talking about situations like this.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:22 pm

Yes, homo.

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:41 pm

rob1ne · Post by **rob1ne** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:43 am

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i was just going to post this, the whole thing is kinda funny but especially Paulie's accent. it's good they can laugh at themselves.

snookie: "i got punched in the face"

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:21 pm

pauly d, master of the dramatic accent

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:45 pm

Is there anything Grandmaster Pauly D CAN'T do at this point? I'm skeptical.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:44 pm

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:41 pm

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:55 pm

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:14 pm

tpp · Post by **tpp** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:52 pm

so the MTV website says teh 5th episode has aired

but where the fuck is it online?

[I can't watch it on the MTV website btw]

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:19 pm

Cash Rulz wrote:
Employee wrote:
Thun wrote:
Employee wrote:I'm still entranced by Pauly D. He seems like a Guido Guru of sorts. His pimp hand is flawless.
The strangest thing about this show is that I don't hate these guys anywhere near as much as I thought I would...
I'm glad someone else was courageous enough to admit this publicly first.
I actually said I think Ronnie is cool.

I can tolerate Ronnie and Vinny.

Snooki is dumber than a muthafucka. She actually sucked on a pickle, worn a hat that says porn star training, and asked why she was getting laughed at.

Glad Angelina left. The way she was cockblocking was a felony.

The Situation makes me hate the word "situation".

Show is entertaining.......

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:22 pm

I realize this show is cool and acceptable for grown ass men to watch but the last season of the real world was almost as entertaining.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:36 pm

Ronnie is an emotional trainwreck with a hag for a mother. Dude is near tears or shedding them whenever he manages camera time.

The Situation >>>>>>

LOL @ him pulling numbers after Snooki got facialized.

Stoop Kid · Post by **Stoop Kid** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:15 pm

This show would not still be on if it wasn't for the situation.

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:27 pm

Show get's better every week. After watching the True Life Jersey shore episodes from back in the day I thought I was gonna hate these fuckers.. Situation is a fucking riot and I don't even mind Pauly D. Vinny hooking up with the landlord/boss' girl.. excellent.. how fucking haggard are the bitches on this shit.. JWOWW?? bitch has the face of a grown ass man. Saw one of those after shows the other day and that girl Angelina? was on it.. she actually looked good.. The Situation put it out there that he had hooked up with her several times before the show, he hooked up with Ronnies bitch and someone else.. Think he's had his run of the house. Cancel the Real World, just do this every year

Stoop Kid · Post by **Stoop Kid** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:13 pm

Meh. Show is great and all but I doubt they will get more than 2 seasons out of it.