MTV's Jersey Shore

catfish hunter · Post by **catfish hunter** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:01 pm

Blockhead wrote:nowadays i'm kinda wishing it was sammie sweetheart who got knocked the fuck out.

you are excluded from chicken cutlet night.

Harry Hater · Post by **Harry Hater** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:41 pm

Last episode was so good I started wondering if it was scripted. Pauly D had a bunch of great one liners, the Situation is always good for several

, and Ronnie's demeanor and incessant use of the word Bro was killing me. Oh, and Snookie getting hit in the face, AGAIN. Shit was GOLD.

pennsylvania jones · Post by **pennsylvania jones** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:09 pm

my jersey shore nickname is Tan Jovi

Stoop Kid · Post by **Stoop Kid** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:11 pm

Ronnie had been getting on my nerves but laying down the law and pushing Sammie gave him a couple points in my book. The situation gets better every episode.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:17 am

No homo but all the dudes have 6 packs and all the chicks have 12 packs.

djjeffresh · Post by **djjeffresh** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:52 am

Stoop Kid wrote:The situation gets better every episode.

grenade launcher, zoo creatures, etc.

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:38 am

catfish hunter wrote:
Blockhead wrote:nowadays i'm kinda wishing it was sammie sweetheart who got knocked the fuck out.
you are excluded from chicken cutlet night.

also...i have no earthly idea what grenade/grenade launcher could possibly mean
but i fucking love it. with my entire heart

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:59 am

arlene wrote:
catfish hunter wrote:
Blockhead wrote:nowadays i'm kinda wishing it was sammie sweetheart who got knocked the fuck out.
you are excluded from chicken cutlet night.

also...i have no earthly idea what grenade/grenade launcher could possibly mean
but i fucking love it. with my entire heart

didn't they explain "stepping on a grenade" = being a wingman with the ugly chick so your friend can hook up with the cute one? Smothering the blast of the ugly one and such?

How that gets to grenade launcher I don't know. A cute girl with tons of ugly friends should be a grenade launcher, but I guess they're calling each other that now too. I don't think it makes any sense at all at that point, but it's fucking awesome.

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:05 am

AND THEN SHE CHARGED AT ME LIKE

LIKE

A HIPPO

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:08 am

HomeSkillet · Post by **HomeSkillet** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:05 am

the animated gifs are my favorite part of this show, that and highlights. I just can't watch it all the time all the way through because it makes me so angry

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:15 am

PopeyeJones wrote:
arlene wrote:
catfish hunter wrote:
Blockhead wrote:nowadays i'm kinda wishing it was sammie sweetheart who got knocked the fuck out.
you are excluded from chicken cutlet night.

also...i have no earthly idea what grenade/grenade launcher could possibly mean
but i fucking love it. with my entire heart

didn't they explain "stepping on a grenade" = being a wingman with the ugly chick so your friend can hook up with the cute one? Smothering the blast of the ugly one and such?

How that gets to grenade launcher I don't know. A cute girl with tons of ugly friends should be a grenade launcher, but I guess they're calling each other that now too. I don't think it makes any sense at all at that point, but it's fucking awesome.

Weren't they asking Snooki to be the grenade launcher, that is, eject the ugly bitch from the premises?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:19 am

arlene wrote:

If you watch this for more than 10 seconds it looks like Oompa Loompas fighting.

Dids · Post by **Dids** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:43 am

I have decided that I have a little crush on Snooki. She's like a retarded teddy bear that will put your cock in her mouth and has big jubblies.

Hayzoos · Post by **Hayzoos** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:24 pm

Dids wrote:I have decided that I have a little crush on Snooki. She's like a retarded teddy bear that will put your cock in her mouth and has big jubblies.

You are so weird. She is the ugliest girl I've ever seen on a reality tv show.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:24 pm

Hayzoos wrote:
Dids wrote:I have decided that I have a little crush on Snooki. She's like a retarded teddy bear that will put your cock in her mouth and has big jubblies.
You are so weird. She is the ugliest girl I've ever seen on a reality tv show.

Nah she can get it.

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:59 pm

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:17 pm

ALASKA wrote:

showing your abs when you meet mike tyson is hella gangsta

Zeed Stun · Post by **Zeed Stun** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:53 pm

my face got fucked up again

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:01 pm

Harry Hater wrote:Last episode was so good I started wondering if it was scripted.

there is no wonder.
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Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:47 pm

^ Pauly D is pretty much the Kool Herc of guido-ism.

Dudeman · Post by **Dudeman** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:34 am

Pauly D's playing here too. Im'a get my pic with him and it will stay my facebook profile picture for the next ten years.

binary · Post by **binary** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:06 am

Thun wrote:
Hayzoos wrote:
Dids wrote:I have decided that I have a little crush on Snooki. She's like a retarded teddy bear that will put your cock in her mouth and has big jubblies.
You are so weird. She is the ugliest girl I've ever seen on a reality tv show.
Nah she can get it.

dude no, just no. that girl is atrocious.

Harry Hater · Post by **Harry Hater** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:35 am

binary wrote:
Thun wrote:
Hayzoos wrote:
Dids wrote:I have decided that I have a little crush on Snooki. She's like a retarded teddy bear that will put your cock in her mouth and has big jubblies.
You are so weird. She is the ugliest girl I've ever seen on a reality tv show.
Nah she can get it.
dude no, just no. that girl is atrocious.

I guarantee, anybody who says anything bad about Snookie, has and or is smashing a zoo creature of even worse caliber. OR better yet, not hitting anything at all.

I would fuck Snookie and I would ENJOY it.

the rest of you.

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:34 am

I've always wanted to fuck a retarded oompa loompa so snickers could get it. She got a girlier face than jwoww

Shup Diddy · Post by **Shup Diddy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:03 am

are they ever gonna play the entire show from front to back? caught an episode the other day and my life is different now.

HomeSkillet · Post by **HomeSkillet** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:43 am

Shup Diddy wrote:are they ever gonna play the entire show from front to back?

MTV has been known play marathons

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:54 am

Shup Diddy wrote:are they ever gonna play the entire show from front to back? caught an episode the other day and my life is different now.

You can watch the full episodes on mtv.com

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:07 am

Philaflava wrote:
uxpsi wrote:
Tommy Bunz wrote:Haven't watched but I'm about 111% positive that this is going to reaffirm my belief that all of New Jersey should be bombed off the face of the earth so that Pennsylvania can have a beach.
Nobody will ever make a show, write a book about Pennsylvania in a negative or positive fashion. You guys are a fucking joke that have never contributed anything.

Canada gets talked about more than Pennsylvania.
Steel Mills
Cheesesteaks
The muthfucking Declaration of Independence
Ben Muthafuckin Franklin
The best QBs in the world
Rocky

Fin.

I would like to know exactly how much more New Jersey as a state has contributed?