MTV's Jersey Shore

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:48 am

hell0maryjane wrote:so apparently "the situation" was previously a stripper.. this doesnt fucking surprise me

How about you get the fuck out of this thread with gay and unnecessary information.

The Situation could've run down a flock of school children on a quantity of Oxycontin that would kill a horse and I wouldn't care.

hell0maryjane · Post by **hell0maryjane** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:51 am

Employee wrote:
hell0maryjane wrote:so apparently "the situation" was previously a stripper.. this doesnt fucking surprise me
How about you get the fuck out of this thread with gay and unnecessary information.

The Situation could've run down a flock of school children on a quantity of Oxycontin that would kill a horse and I wouldn't care.

blah blah blah. you mustve gotten teased a lot as a lil fuckin kid. stop quoting me you dumb fuck and block me already. shits gettin old

lets proceed :)

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:53 am

hell0maryjane wrote:
Employee wrote:
hell0maryjane wrote:so apparently "the situation" was previously a stripper.. this doesnt fucking surprise me
How about you get the fuck out of this thread with gay and unnecessary information.

The Situation could've run down a flock of school children on a quantity of Oxycontin that would kill a horse and I wouldn't care.
blah blah blah. you mustve gotten teased a lot as a lil fuckin kid. stop quoting me you dumb fuck and block me already. shits gettin old

lets proceed :)

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:04 am

Employee wrote:
hell0maryjane wrote:
Employee wrote:
hell0maryjane wrote:so apparently "the situation" was previously a stripper.. this doesnt fucking surprise me
How about you get the fuck out of this thread with gay and unnecessary information.

The Situation could've run down a flock of school children on a quantity of Oxycontin that would kill a horse and I wouldn't care.
blah blah blah. you mustve gotten teased a lot as a lil fuckin kid. stop quoting me you dumb fuck and block me already. shits gettin old

lets proceed :)

hell0maryjane · Post by **hell0maryjane** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:06 am

where the fuck is that gif from??

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:46 am

@ this

Reef The Lost Cauze - "Jersey Shore"
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House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:03 am

^

@ Reef trying to pronounce braciole

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:20 pm

if that song blows up reef, the world has officially come full circle.

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:16 pm

Jersey shore just got picked up for a second season. Same cast.

http://www.dose.ca/tv/Jersey+Shore+Cast ... story.html

Start pumping your fist like a champ, because one of the Jersey Shore kids claims the cast is set to return for a second season.

Many had assumed that another season of Jersey Shore would feature an all-new cast, a la Real World. However, Vinny Guadagnino (a.k.a. the one with hardly any camera time) told the New York Daily News that he and the rest of the Season 1 crew are probably going back to the Seaside Heights next summer for another installment of the MTV reality series.

גThey want us to do another season,ג Guadagnino said last night at the Youth in Revolt after-party at La Pomme nightclub in New York City.

Itגs no surprise that the Jersey Shore group would want to extend their fame a little bit longer, especially considering the cold, hard cash theyגre earning just to show up at nightclubs. According to the Daily News, Mike גThe Situationג Sorrentino, DJ Pauly D and Nicole גSnookiג Polizzi each command $7,500 US per appearance, while Guadagnino gets $3,500 US. And, in a special package deal, sickeningly sweet couple Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola are $3,000 US total. (Former cast mate Angelina must be kicking herself for getting fired from the show in the first week.)

With that kind of cash on the table, weגre almost tempted to get some hair extensions, a fake tan and as many pairs of acid-washed jeans that money can buy.

Zeed Stun · Post by **Zeed Stun** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:20 pm

at vinny making less than ALMOST everyone else. they dont even do anything....at all.

edited for arlene

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:43 pm

Zeed Stun wrote: at vinny making less than everyone else. they dont even do anything....at all.

reading isnt your forte is it

Zeed Stun · Post by **Zeed Stun** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:59 pm

Mike גThe Situationג Sorrentino, DJ Pauly D and Nicole גSnookiג Polizzi each command $7,500 US per appearance, while Guadagnino gets $3,500 US.

did i miss something? 7500 > 3500, right?

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:06 pm

Cowy wrote:And, in a special package deal, sickeningly sweet couple Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola are $3,000 US total.

mouth breather

Zeed Stun · Post by **Zeed Stun** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:19 pm

Mike גThe Situationג Sorrentino, DJ Pauly D and Nicole גSnookiג Polizzi each command $7,500 US per appearance, while Guadagnino gets $3,500 US.

jeez i read this sentence and laughed. sorry.

i edited the original post just for you. happy pappy?

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:23 pm

you are a dainty little lady.

Zeed Stun · Post by **Zeed Stun** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:31 pm

im gettin sandbagged here...and i like it

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:04 pm

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:13 pm

Snooki got a new show coming out, snookin for love

blastmaster · Post by **blastmaster** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:11 am

Well, looks like I will be saying "creepin" a whole lot for the foreseeable future.

Hayzoos · Post by **Hayzoos** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:14 am

Anyone see them turning Michael Cera into a guido during the commercials?

This show is the best.

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:57 am

Ronnie straight ground and pounded that fucking dude. Had a nice knee on the way down and a couple good elbows too... MMA career forthcoming.

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:04 pm

nowadays i'm kinda wishing it was sammie sweetheart who got knocked the fuck out.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:22 pm

Blockhead wrote:nowadays i'm kinda wishing it was sammie sweetheart who got knocked the fuck out.

Don't besmirch her.

Golden Guidette.

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:25 pm

Oh shit!! Pauly D is from Fed Hill (stomping grounds of Hustle Crowe)!!!

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:26 pm

http://www.strangefamousrecords.com/for ... hp?t=48465

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:29 pm

DJ Pauly D's Facebook wrote: DJ Pauly D Just got asked to Attend The Super Bowl Party FEb 7th @ The Playboy Mansion !!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaa Now Thats Whats up !!
Yesterday at 10:14pm

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:31 pm

From the 'Info' section of DJ Pauly D's Facebook wrote:This Italian DJ is definitely a ladies man to the fullest extreme, any spot he spins at will be packed with beautiful women, dying for a glimpse of him and what he does

Employee · Post by **Employee** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:33 pm

Hip-Hop August 2009 Mix - DJ Pauly D - 7/28/2009

http://rapidshare.com/files/324945946/D ... P_MIXX.mp3

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:49 pm

Pauly D stays winning.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:55 am

uxpsi wrote:
Tommy Bunz wrote:Haven't watched but I'm about 111% positive that this is going to reaffirm my belief that all of New Jersey should be bombed off the face of the earth so that Pennsylvania can have a beach.
Nobody will ever make a show, write a book about Pennsylvania in a negative or positive fashion. You guys are a fucking joke that have never contributed anything.

Canada gets talked about more than Pennsylvania.

Steel Mills
Cheesesteaks
The muthfucking Declaration of Independence
Ben Muthafuckin Franklin
The best QBs in the world
Rocky

Fin.