MTV's Jersey Shore

catfish hunter · Post by **catfish hunter** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:33 am

House of Games wrote:i was leaving karma when that dude started popping shit to the cast. i was like 4 feet from that whole scene. he really deserved to get his shit rocked. he was getting all racial with those security guards and just talking mad shit to the cast how "they dont know him"

i also was right there like 3 blocks later when ronnie got arrested. the guy i was with stopped to try and tell the cops that they shouldn't lock him up, and the mtv camera dudes thanked up for trying to help and shit.

but yo ronnie did fuck that dude up. after he peeled himself off the sidewalk. he went and stood in traffic for like 5 minutes. he really had no fucking clue what happened. shit was priceless. we saw him talking soooo much shit one one block. then me and my friends circled the the block in a car. and 2 streets later guy was fucking layed out.

So your the wigger in the black fitted with that cool sweater that only has one sleeve desperately trying to mack to snookis?

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:37 am

Blockhead wrote:house of games, it's safe to say those guys get screamed on at pretty much every club they go to right? it seems like the only time they don't get into fights is when they go to empty ass bars and dance amongst themselves.

absolutely. they either get screamed at, or just stared at in wonderment. but yea i think thats why they went to the spot where snookie got hit; to avoid trouble but wound up getting involved in shit anyway

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:39 am

catfish hunter wrote:So your the wigger in the black fitted with that cool sweater that only has one sleeve desperately trying to mack to snookis?

hahaha na man i was rolling with that shit crew. but i have seen that dude around. tell me hes not the sketchiest looking human you've ever seen.

Website · Post by **Random Sample** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:40 am

I was thinking that the people who own Karma have to be pretty happy. I bet this summer you won't be able to get into that place.

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:42 am

Random Sample wrote:I was thinking that the people who own Karma have to be pretty happy. I bet this summer you won't be able to get into that place.

yea i went to school with the kid who owns it theyre pretty stoked. they were doing anything for the MTV crew. but my best friends father is opening up a 4 story pool bar directly across the street in attempts to make karma useless.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:43 am

Random Sample wrote:I was thinking that the people who own Karma have to be pretty happy. I bet this summer you won't be able to get into that place.

That place was packed every night wall to wall before this, so this summe rit should be impregnable.

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:44 am

Thun wrote:
Random Sample wrote:I was thinking that the people who own Karma have to be pretty happy. I bet this summer you won't be able to get into that place.
That place was packed every night wall to wall before this, so this summe rit should be impregnable.

karma is wack, Hemingways all day

Cowy · Post by **Cowy** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:19 pm

The second Snookie started talking to that shady ass dude I called out to my friends, that looks like every coke dealer I've ever seen. Cue next scene he has a backpack in the club.

Bare minimum, 1 pound of schwag was in there.

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:23 pm

Cowy wrote:The second Snookie started talking to that shady ass dude I called out to my friends, that looks like every coke dealer I've ever seen. Cue next scene he has a backpack in the club.

Bare minimum, 1 pound of schwag was in there.

real talk im pretty sure that kid stole my friends PS3 in order to get drug money

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:38 pm

sammi and ronnie have got to stop breaking up every night.

catfish hunter · Post by **catfish hunter** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:45 pm

House of Games wrote:
Cowy wrote:The second Snookie started talking to that shady ass dude I called out to my friends, that looks like every coke dealer I've ever seen. Cue next scene he has a backpack in the club.

Bare minimum, 1 pound of schwag was in there.
real talk im pretty sure that kid stole my friends PS3 in order to get drug money

SO HE WAS YOU

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:12 pm

catfish hunter wrote:
House of Games wrote:
Cowy wrote:The second Snookie started talking to that shady ass dude I called out to my friends, that looks like every coke dealer I've ever seen. Cue next scene he has a backpack in the club.

Bare minimum, 1 pound of schwag was in there.
real talk im pretty sure that kid stole my friends PS3 in order to get drug money
SO HE WAS YOU

hahaha never that. i dont steal video game consoles. only panties and diamonds.

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:31 pm

arlene wrote:sammi and ronnie have got to stop breaking up every night.

or he needs to stop being a pussy and tell her to shut the fuck up as much as possible. and perhaps push her more often.

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:04 pm

Blockhead wrote:
arlene wrote:sammi and ronnie have got to stop breaking up every night.
or he needs to stop being a pussy and tell her to shut the fuck up as much as possible. and perhaps push her more often.

that push was great. im gonna guess that isn't the first time he has put his hands on a woman.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:31 pm

Sammi is completely worthless. At least Snooki and Jwoww know that they're stupid whores.

House of Games · Post by **House of Games** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:10 pm

Thun wrote:Sammi is completely worthless. At least Snooki and Jwoww know that they're stupid whores.

nothing worse then a whore who can't embrace her whoredom

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:50 pm

Thun wrote:Sammi is completely worthless. At least Snooki and Jwoww know that they're stupid whores.

EXACTLY. she's way to stupid to be as uppity as she is.

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:04 am

Vinnys 'sitaution' impression was fire
"What drives me to take chances like that?!"

and Pauly Ds "shes basically stalking my entire life' was pure lols

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:05 am

kinda bummed theres only one more ep

supnick · Post by **supnick** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:34 am

missed them on chelsea lately, fuck

arlene · Post by **arlene** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:21 am

Blockhead wrote:
arlene wrote:sammi and ronnie have got to stop breaking up every night.
or he needs to stop being a pussy and tell her to shut the fuck up as much as possible. and perhaps push her more often.

he always backs down to her even when shes wrong, which is EVERY TIME.

worst couple ever. except for pauly d and his stalker, but he handled that amazingly.

i love this show so much it scares me.

catfish hunter · Post by **catfish hunter** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:00 pm

i heard that the Sitch and Snickers are hooking up on the road now?

Mo Cheeks · Post by **Mo Cheeks** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:16 pm

haha I can't believe how many times I seen this same type of shit go down at the shore

The whole Ronnie fight/ him pushing Sammie etc

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:29 pm

Adam & Eve to Distribute גJersey Shore XXXג

http://business.avn.com/articles/37139.html

binary · Post by **binary** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:49 pm

Moolah, that is by far the funniest sig i've seen in ages. wtf, hahaha.

djjeffresh · Post by **djjeffresh** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:34 am

Blockhead wrote:it seems like the only time they don't get into fights is when they go to empty ass bars and dance amongst themselves.

"Dance amongst yourselves."

ackbar · Post by **ackbar** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:59 am

i'll put my foot in my mouth, backtrack & admit that this show is definitely entertaining (in the lowest form of the word

)

- pauly d is king of the guidos
- situation is always entertaining & a great heel
- vinny is prolly a good dude.. but he's fucking boring & shouldn't even be on the show
- j-woww & snookie are slutty drunk idiots who both have their moments
- ronnie/sammi are annoying as all hell.. especially ronnie

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:05 am

ackbar wrote:i'll put my foot in my mouth, backtrack & admit that this show is definitely entertaining (in the lowest form of the word )

- pauly d is king of the guidos
- situation is always entertaining & a great heel
- vinny is prolly a good dude.. but he's fucking boring & shouldn't even be on the show
- j-woww & snookie are slutty drunk idiots who both have their moments
- ronnie/sammi are annoying as all hell.. especially ronnie

I kinda feel the exact way. Vinnie is useless but maybe thats why they picked him to balance it out.

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:57 am

snickers and the situation need their own shows...

'Jersey Shore' Girl is 'Snookin' for Love'

Lights, camera, Snooki!

"Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi recently told "Extra" that she wanted her own reality show -- and she's narrowed her dream to hosting a dating show!

"I want a dating show -- Snookin' For Love," Snooki tells OK! magazine. "I want to find my prince. I'd have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That'd be heaven. Every time I'd pick a guy, I'd give them a pickle and we'd eat the pickles at the end."

See the top reality moments of 2009

Snooki, known for taking a sucker punch on the MTV reality series, also has a message for Brad Ferro -- the 24-year-old gym teacher who assaulted her.

"You're the loser of America," Snooki tells Ferro via the magazine. "He'll always be known as the guy who punched a little girl."

"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays on MTV.
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/12/j ... g_show.php

dat piff · Post by **dat piff** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:16 am

who's in NY?? Get your muthafuckin ed hardy shiny shirt and blow out ready

Pauly D to deejay at 'Jersey Shore' bash in Midtown

Manhattanites, start hitting the tanning salons and perfecting those blowouts because Pauly D is coming to town.

Paul DelVecchio, aka DJ Pauly D, who has shot to fame thanks to MTV's breakout reality series "The Jersey Shore," will be spinning at Midtown bar Sutton Place Jan. 23 from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m.

"Jersey Shore"-attire is mandatory at the event, where bargoers are sure to be fist-pumping the night away to Pauly D's genre of choice -- house music. Cover is $10. RSVP to SuttonGoesJersey@gmail.com.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manh ... ivU5vZTU0L