Artie Lange Hospitalized
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Artie Lange Hospitalized
Comedian Artie Lange has been hospitalized with an ailment that he is keeping private.
Howard Stern returns from break tomorrow and it looks like Artie won't be there. He missed most of December, too.
Rumors are circulating that Jim Breuer may be taking over Artie's spot on the show.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/03/artie-lan ... tern-show/
Howard Stern returns from break tomorrow and it looks like Artie won't be there. He missed most of December, too.
Rumors are circulating that Jim Breuer may be taking over Artie's spot on the show.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/03/artie-lan ... tern-show/
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This is the final year of Stern's contract.Employee wrote:I haven't been listening to his show like I used to. Is he retiring...?Philaflava wrote:This is the last year of Howard on Sirius anyways.
I don't think he'll retire, he'll just it as a ploy to re-sign for an obscene amount of money for even less work than his current contract.
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Read more: http://www.newyorkpost.com/p/pagesix/st ... z0bvZhDDy8Stern sidekick in suicide try
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."
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that's what i'm saying. the ill shit is that it said there were three hesitations stabs and then some deep ones. i can't even fathom how fucked up you have to be to get through the initial weak stabs and really go for the gold.Philaflava wrote:9 times though? why not just take some pills or use 1 bullet?
Blockhead wrote:that's what i'm saying. the ill shit is that it said there were three hesitations stabs and then some deep ones. i can't even fathom how fucked up you have to be to get through the initial weak stabs and really go for the gold.Philaflava wrote:9 times though? why not just take some pills or use 1 bullet?
exactly, why would that ever be your chosen form of suicide, jesus christ man....
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He's on some
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Fuck this fat slob. He stabbed himself nine times..? Time for ninety in a locked, private facility. If he fails after that, fuck 'em. Yeah, you're fat and depressed and have an affinity for heroin. There's never been anyone like you before.
He almost ruins the show. Howard is a nice guy for carrying this sack of shit around.
He almost ruins the show. Howard is a nice guy for carrying this sack of shit around.
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