True Blood -- Season 5

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Mon May 14, 2012 12:41 am

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Mon May 14, 2012 7:59 am

LilLeftBrain wrote:Meloni looks to be a welcome addition

Should be awesome.
I still love the hell out of this show for its sheer retardation.
At work so I can't watch the trailer but is there any sign of Tera?
I really hope the bitch is dead for good but I'm sure Sookie's fairy ass will save her somehow.

TheBigSleep · Post by **TheBigSleep** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:15 am

Right after the last season ended, there was some interview with the actress who plays Tera, talking about how she's coming back. They didn't even pretend to let fans wonder for a while like a real show would.

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Mon May 14, 2012 11:31 am

she's gonna bang the warewolf now? what a whore

Lid · Post by **Lid** » Mon May 14, 2012 12:06 pm

staebler as a vamp is semi interesting. i stopped after season 2, did jessica ever show them titays?

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Mon May 14, 2012 2:16 pm

actually makes the show look action packed and exciting.

Dragondude R · Post by **Dragondude R** » Tue May 15, 2012 7:49 pm

drizzle wrote:she's gonna bang the warewolf now? what a whore

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:20 am

Bump. This comes back Sunday. I am this excited

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:11 pm

need a whole season in fairy land aka that couch nigga, fuck!

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:36 pm

Ready for the trashy-ness

alpha · Post by **alpha** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:52 pm

Pretty good start. Wish she had stayed dead...
What the fuck was behind that door?

wheels · Post by **wheels** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:26 am

Eric's new slampiece is a welcome addition

samdoom · Post by **samdoom** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:02 pm

didn't think the show could get any worse. it did.

naturalborn103 · Post by **naturalborn103** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:56 pm

samdoom wrote:didn't think the show could get any worse. it did.

And I will keep watching...

I miss game of thrones already.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:14 pm

Pam is the best thing about True Blood right now.

Cash Rulz · Post by **Cash Rulz** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:02 am

Incest is the new gay.

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:03 pm

if east bound is down this is easily hbo's best show.

Truth. · Post by **Truth.** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:45 pm

ALASKA wrote:if east bound is down this is easily hbo's best show.

Boardwalk Empire yo

thought it was a pretty good premier, love the way vampires explode when they die in this show

Snookie and Lafayette scenes were terrible though

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:53 pm

Truth. wrote:
ALASKA wrote:if east bound is down this is easily hbo's best show.
Boardwalk Empire yo

thought it was a pretty good premier, love the way vampires explode when they die in this show

Snookie and Lafayette scenes were terrible though

i forgot about the empire. shit.

360 · Post by **360** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:44 pm

Alaska, WTF are you talking about? How could you even say something so ridiculous?

Blockhead · Post by **Blockhead** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:11 pm

Alaska hates game of thrones.
This show is definitely fine low brow entertainment but , really, it's for the ladies.
It's Dexter with more gay sex and monsters.

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:12 pm

Yeah this doesn't even belong in the same convo as GoT or BE.
Decent opener despite the dumb cunt coming back to life. Hopefully she's a less of a dumb cunt now that she's and undead dumb cunt, but i doubt it.
The Snookie/Tara flashback as kids was the worst shit ever.
Preacher being a fag was lols.
Looking forward to finding out more about Terry's backstory. What was his marine buddy from? I feel like he's from some dumb WB show from back in the day or something, can't put my finger on it.
And yeah, Eric's sister is a welcome addition to the cast.

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:12 pm

havent watched this yep yet

ALASKA · Post by **ALASKA** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:20 am

Blockhead wrote:Alaska hates game of thrones.
This show is definitely fine low brow entertainment but , really, it's for the ladies.
It's Dexter with more gay sex and monsters.

i tried with got i really did. but by seasons end i never made it all the way through an episode without falling asleep and a within a week forgot all of the story lines and characters. there was no chance i was going to make it a year and still be into it.

siLLy KiD · Post by **siLLy KiD** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:59 am

when lafayette went back to his boyfriends house and was like, "*sniffle* you told me to keep on living....HOWWWW?!?!!!!" I almost turned my t.v. off...but this season has potential. Looking forward to Russel and Stabler.

wheels · Post by **wheels** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:30 am

Tommy Bunz wrote:Yeah this doesn't even belong in the same convo as GoT or BE.

I agree, it's much better than those shows.

My sister has read the "novels" and told me that Bill and Eric have a vampire lackey they get to do all their grunt work, his name is Bubba, and he is the half-retarded vamp version of Elvis Presley.

How do you write that out of the show?

Tommy Bunz · Post by **Tommy Bunz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:50 pm

Damn that sounds awesome. They should have given that part to Chris Meloni.

LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:34 am

got around to watching the first two eps. errbody should go watch the vampire diaries instead of this piece of shit. or maybe even the first two gens of skins (steve fuckin newlin get owned)
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LilLeftBrain · Post by **LilLeftBrain** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:51 am

drizzle · Post by **drizzle** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:32 am

yes let's all watch a pg13 soap opera without the sex and violence instead of the R-rated soap opera with overwhelming amounts of sex and violence. we should watch it for the plot meant specifically for 12 yo girls.

anyway....

finally caught up with the whole season, really really enjoying the fuck out of it. maybe best season since 3, might end up as their best season ever. Authority + russel edgington coming back + wherever Terry's story is going is an awesome combination. they should've been devoting time to vampire infrastructure much sooner, it's a lot more interesting than dumbass witches

also really enjoying everybody turning on Sooki's whore ass except of course for Alseed stuck playing this season's simp. show is turning surprisingly self reflexive in that regard

lololol at 'nice titties' when she's reading people's minds at the restaurant

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