Flavor Flav Roast

Apathwhy · Post by **Apathwhy** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:37 am

anyone watched this?

Jeff Ross and Lisa Lampanelli killed, as always.

Snoop and Ice T was alright.

Bridgette Nielsen, Carrot Top, and Flav's final speech was just painful.

Chuck Earns Cheese · Post by **Chuck Earns Cheese** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:30 am

what was carrot top doing there for real?

ObeseJesus · Post by **ObeseJesus** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:37 am

Apathwhy wrote:Bridgette Nielsen, Carrot Top, and Flav's final speech was just painful.

word. Greg Giraldo murked this shit imo. I honestly didn't expect much from dude but he delivered the lawls.

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:00 am

some of this was really really bad
any jokes calling the flavor of love girls whores were perfectly fine

Sylissez · Post by **Sylissez** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:18 am

I thought Kimmel killed too.

"Flava Flav is responsible for more homeless black kids than Hurricane Katrina. You're a worse father than Chris Benoit."

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:57 pm

the 3am Waffle House line shut shit down!!!

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:24 pm

Snoop at the Flava Flav roast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCpxKtht_QA

slimebucato · Post by **slimebucato** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:25 pm

I thought the part at the beginning with Flava Flav and Chuck D was the funniest

citizen · Post by **citizen** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:25 pm

no chuck d?

Apathwhy · Post by **Apathwhy** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:53 pm

Sylissez wrote:I thought Kimmel killed too.

"Flava Flav is responsible for more homeless black kids than Hurricane Katrina. You're a worse father than Chris Benoit."

lol, forgot about him.

citizen wrote:no chuck d?

He bounced after his video introduction.

"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the 'D' stands for Dignity" - Patton Oswalt

Mo Cheeks · Post by **Mo Cheeks** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:01 pm

LOL @ Snoop crackin on Ice

CHER1 · Post by **CHER1** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:34 pm

Mo dont ever change your sig!

Brougham33 · Post by **Brougham33** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:40 pm

or if you do change it to this:

machine · Post by **machine** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:18 pm

^ Thank you kind sire.

Anyone know where I can find this in full?
comcast is pretty bitchy about not paying them for 4 months.

Apathwhy · Post by **Apathwhy** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:18 pm

machine wrote:^ Thank you kind sire.

Anyone know where I can find this in full?
comcast is pretty bitchy about not paying them for 4 months.

pretty sure you can find it on any popular torrent sites

Kimmel got a good lick in with:

"This roast is environmentally conscious. It's Comedy Central's first carbon neutral television show. Hey listen comedy central if you want to stop polluting the atmosphere, cancel 'Mind of Mencia.'"

wished they woulda ripped into Carrot Top some more

"I used to think they called you Carrot Top because of your red hair. Now I know it's because everyone would love to see you burried up to your forehead in dirt."

shazzb0t · Post by **shazzb0t** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:42 pm

Money Gripp wrote:Snoop at the Flava Flav roast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCpxKtht_QA

haha, snoop can roast a motherfucker or two.. damn.

CHER1 · Post by **CHER1** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:47 pm

post a link as soon as one is lurkable!
thanks in advance...and sorry for the rhyme

Scott Free · Post by **Scott Free** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:04 pm

ive got the xvid of this, its around 730mb.. need somewhere to upload it

CHER1 · Post by **CHER1** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:14 pm

cascarrabias · Post by **cascarrabias** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:17 pm

OH SHI-

Snoop killed it.

CaseJuan · Post by **CaseJuan** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:33 pm

Shit was good, I thought the Pamela roast was better, but this was still good. It seemed like they took it easy on Flav, or was it just me?

Patton Oswalt was slept on. Best line of the night was - "You're a worse father than Chris Benoit"

mainevent · Post by **mainevent** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:47 pm

Scott Free wrote:ive got the xvid of this, its around 730mb.. need somewhere to upload it

Until Scott Fre uploads that shit, peep the clips here:

http://www.complex.com/blogs/?p=5700#more-5700

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:47 pm

Snoop was real good but I doubt he wrote any of it.

GM Dizzy Skillespie · Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:32 pm

damn good roast...
Kat Williams got roasted everytime he left the podium
"thank you tiny black man, whom I have no idea what you do."

Doogs · Post by **Doogs** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:45 am

I'm watching a bunch of youtube clips now.

that shit is funny. snoop's is definitely great.

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:17 am

"You ugly, you pushy, you obnoxious and you a Jewish dude that everybody hates - wanna be my lawyer?"

Sebastian gets busy · Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:57 pm

the jokes about flav being a bad example for black people or whatever were tiring. but then again flavs last speech kinda sucked. i missed snoop and ice t. dont know how I managed to miss the two I was interested in seeing. carrot tops props were funny. kat williams is a great comedian.

slimebucato · Post by **slimebucato** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:15 pm

thank you, pimp in a thimble

pimp in a thimble, smacking hoes with a daffodil stem

battlecatmeowstab212 · Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:52 pm

The joke is actually "Chris Benoit is a better father than you," which flows a lot better. For those who haven't seen it, just reading it does not do it justice. Kimmel's delivery was impeccible.

I watched it for the second time last night and the only one that wasn't as funny (if not funnier) the second time was Patton Oswalds. SiMo's was better than it by all means should be, Briget has some alrights jokes written for her that she only delivered correctly twice (I don't think she really gets what a roast is) but was enjoyable, and everyone else fullblown killed it.

"Starving children send YOU 50 cents a week."

Great roast, the best that Comedy Central has had since they stopped broadcasting the Friar's Club roasts.

Scott Free · Post by **Scott Free** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:08 pm

uploading now but its going to be awhile..

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