Carlos Mencia steals a joke from BEEEILLL CAAAHSBY!!!
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Carlos Mencia steals a joke from BEEEILLL CAAAHSBY!!!
http://www.break.com/index/carlos_menci ... cosby.html
He has gone too far. Can Bill have him murdered I wonder?
Fuck Ned Holness aka Carlos Mencia.
He has gone too far. Can Bill have him murdered I wonder?
Fuck Ned Holness aka Carlos Mencia.
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Yeah, Mencia is a fucking prick.
The paper clip skit was mad funny tho'...
http://www.break.com/index/real_world_a ... _clip.html
The paper clip skit was mad funny tho'...
http://www.break.com/index/real_world_a ... _clip.html
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQWUwDbmOm0
Carlos rips off of Sam Kinison on his horribly unfunny show.
Carlos rips off of Sam Kinison on his horribly unfunny show.
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Thats what I was thinking when I saw it. Almost the same premise but a bit different. Is his show even playing on comedy central still?Myjah wrote:Setup was different, Bill Cosby's was way better.... but yeah, Mencia always seems like he half-remembers jokes someone else told and then thinks he thought them up himself...
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yeah this shit is awful. fuck this dude.
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I assume he is immune to all hazardous diseases so giving him a combination of aids-polio-cancer would be pointless...I don't know maybe stable his nuts to a dress and bang them shits with a spike hammer?Paragraph President wrote:Aight, so check it. It's evident that everyone on this board absolutely loathes this guy. There have been numerous threads dedicating to castigating his unoriginal, unfunny act.
But what can we do to actually make life hard for him. Let's put our brains together, people. The time for action is now.
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As to Thun's suggestion that we make this guy's life miserable, we need to find out when Mencia is playing Atlantic City next. Then we organize a meeting of Philaflavians in AC the night before Mencia's show. We'll all go out on the town, get completely shitfaced, gamble at various casinos, hook-up with guidettes and other random sluts, trash our hotel rooms, then finally give in to sleep around say 8 in the morning. We will then get up the next day and seek out as many Mexicans as possible. We will educate these people about Ned Holness and his fabricated Mexican identity and how he steals jokes from other comedians. After this fails to move them even slightly, we will offer to pay them double what they are making that day if they come with us to a Carlos Mencia performance to harass this fucker. We will then board several charter filled with PFers and our Mexican compadres drinking copious amounts of tequila on our way to wreak havoc on the virus known as Mencia.still illiterate wrote:hahaMoolah wrote:Buster Keaton wrote:Relax.
He's just bigging up his brother.
During Mencia's show we will sit back and wait patiently until Smooth Lou lets us know, by way of walkie-talkie, that it's "go time". As Mencia goes into another rehashed joke about how beaners and different than white people, a young innocent Mexican girl will stand up and ask Carlos:
"Why do you bring such shame to the Mexican people by claiming to be a 'beaner' when you are really some corny half-German bitch named Ned Holness?"
Before Mencia can reply a proud old Mexican woman will stand up and ask "why do you steal jokes from the great Bill Cosby?" Without missing a beat, another person will stand up and ask "Why do you continue to be the parasite that lives in the anus of comedy?" This will continue until Mencia is overwhelmed by hecklers and then we will unleash the culinary-equivalent of Carlos Mencia - seven-day old chalupas, burritos, tacos, etc. on his fat-ass til he is forced to leave the stage.
I propose that we apply to Joe Rogan and other prominent Mencia-haters to get funding for this project. I'm telling you...this could work, people.
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