Carlos Mencia steals a joke from BEEEILLL CAAAHSBY!!!

Smooth Lou · Post by **Smooth Lou** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:09 pm

http://www.break.com/index/carlos_menci ... cosby.html

He has gone too far. Can Bill have him murdered I wonder?

Fuck Ned Holness aka Carlos Mencia.

Myjah · Post by **Myjah** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:18 pm

Setup was different, Bill Cosby's was way better.... but yeah, Mencia always seems like he half-remembers jokes someone else told and then thinks he thought them up himself...

Seiko Flossberg · Post by **Seiko Flossberg** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:21 pm

Yeah, Mencia is a fucking prick.

The paper clip skit was mad funny tho'...

http://www.break.com/index/real_world_a ... _clip.html

THE GOLDEN STRING · Post by **THE GOLDEN STRING** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:31 pm

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slimebucato · Post by **slimebucato** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:03 pm

THE GOLDEN STRING wrote:Carlos Mencia < ,

Makes absolutely no sense, but is oddly profound

Smooth Lou · Post by **Smooth Lou** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:49 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQWUwDbmOm0

Carlos rips off of Sam Kinison on his horribly unfunny show.

None · Post by **None** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:11 am

Carlos Mencia gives AIDs a bad name.

Shup Diddy · Post by **Shup Diddy** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:37 am

he's the peter petrelli of comedy

Smooth Lou · Post by **Smooth Lou** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:41 am

None wrote:Carlos Mencia gives AIDs a bad name.

His jokes are so terrible I think he gave me CANCER!*

*joke stolen from Calculon, the greatest robot soap opera star of the 30th century.

None · Post by **None** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:23 am

Smooth Lou wrote:
None wrote:Carlos Mencia gives AIDs a bad name.
His jokes are so terrible I think he gave me CANCER!*

*joke stolen from Calculon, the greatest robot soap opera star of the 30th century.

Thread just got upped to a whole new level.

ardamus · Post by **ardamus** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:06 am

Myjah wrote:Setup was different, Bill Cosby's was way better.... but yeah, Mencia always seems like he half-remembers jokes someone else told and then thinks he thought them up himself...

Thats what I was thinking when I saw it. Almost the same premise but a bit different. Is his show even playing on comedy central still?

Trademark · Post by **Trademark** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:20 am

what is funny is it is obvious he stole it from cosby because it is delivered with the exact same style... what a hack..

The Iron Sheik · Post by **The Iron Sheik** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:30 pm

is it even possible that he could just be really, really, really uncreative and not necessarily a biteasaurus rex?

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:41 pm

The Iron Sheik wrote:is it even possible that he could just be really, really, really uncreative and not necessarily a biteasaurus rex?

"You bit so hard I thought the shit was a quote" - Casual

Same difference.

The ILLatino · Post by **The ILLatino** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:05 pm

yeah this shit is awful. fuck this dude.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:15 pm

Aight, so check it. It's evident that everyone on this board absolutely loathes this guy. There have been numerous threads dedicating to castigating his unoriginal, unfunny act.

But what can we do to actually make life hard for him. Let's put our brains together, people. The time for action is now.

nestle quik · Post by **nestle quik** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:37 pm

what utterly emblazens me is that I know people that actually watch this idiots show

None · Post by **None** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:05 pm

Paragraph President wrote:Aight, so check it. It's evident that everyone on this board absolutely loathes this guy. There have been numerous threads dedicating to castigating his unoriginal, unfunny act.

But what can we do to actually make life hard for him. Let's put our brains together, people. The time for action is now.

I assume he is immune to all hazardous diseases so giving him a combination of aids-polio-cancer would be pointless...I don't know maybe stable his nuts to a dress and bang them shits with a spike hammer?

Dids · Post by **Dids** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:57 pm

The thing that's more shocking than this, is that the stuff he actually doen't steal is worse, and overlty racist, yet he's fucking shilling for Budweiser all over the NCAA tournament.

Buster Keaton · Post by **Buster Keaton** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:05 am

Relax.

He's just bigging up his brother.

Funky Butler · Post by **Funky Butler** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:23 pm

Buster Keaton wrote:Relax.

He's just bigging up his brother.

we dont believe you, you need more people

Moolah · Post by **Moolah** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:20 pm

Buster Keaton wrote:Relax.

He's just bigging up his brother.

still illiterate · Post by **still illiterate** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:26 pm

Moolah wrote:
Buster Keaton wrote:Relax.

He's just bigging up his brother.

haha

Money Gripp · Post by **Money Gripp** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:56 pm

still illiterate wrote:
Moolah wrote:
Buster Keaton wrote:Relax.

He's just bigging up his brother.

haha

As to Thun's suggestion that we make this guy's life miserable, we need to find out when Mencia is playing Atlantic City next. Then we organize a meeting of Philaflavians in AC the night before Mencia's show. We'll all go out on the town, get completely shitfaced, gamble at various casinos, hook-up with guidettes and other random sluts, trash our hotel rooms, then finally give in to sleep around say 8 in the morning. We will then get up the next day and seek out as many Mexicans as possible. We will educate these people about Ned Holness and his fabricated Mexican identity and how he steals jokes from other comedians. After this fails to move them even slightly, we will offer to pay them double what they are making that day if they come with us to a Carlos Mencia performance to harass this fucker. We will then board several charter filled with PFers and our Mexican compadres drinking copious amounts of tequila on our way to wreak havoc on the virus known as Mencia.

During Mencia's show we will sit back and wait patiently until Smooth Lou lets us know, by way of walkie-talkie, that it's "go time". As Mencia goes into another rehashed joke about how beaners and different than white people, a young innocent Mexican girl will stand up and ask Carlos:

"Why do you bring such shame to the Mexican people by claiming to be a 'beaner' when you are really some corny half-German bitch named Ned Holness?"

Before Mencia can reply a proud old Mexican woman will stand up and ask "why do you steal jokes from the great Bill Cosby?" Without missing a beat, another person will stand up and ask "Why do you continue to be the parasite that lives in the anus of comedy?" This will continue until Mencia is overwhelmed by hecklers and then we will unleash the culinary-equivalent of Carlos Mencia - seven-day old chalupas, burritos, tacos, etc. on his fat-ass til he is forced to leave the stage.

I propose that we apply to Joe Rogan and other prominent Mencia-haters to get funding for this project. I'm telling you...this could work, people.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:50 pm

^Now that's what I'm talking about.

hiphop groupie · Post by **hiphop groupie** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:30 pm

even if carlos mencia wasn't stealing people's jokes, he'd still be an obnoxious, talentless waste of skin. worst comedian i've ever seen get even relatively famous.

Martin · Post by **Martin** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:07 pm

still illiterate wrote:
Moolah wrote:
Buster Keaton wrote:Relax.

He's just bigging up his brother.

haha