Fuck Roger Clemens (But he's a great guy, Mag)

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:43 pm

Fat steroid abusing faggot.

Good day.

*thread title edited by your friendly neighborhood popabitch

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:17 pm

Magneto · Post by **Magneto** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:21 pm

Fuck the Yankees.

Gregg Popabitch1 · Post by **Gregg Popabitch1** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:25 pm

Fuck the cardinals and their harboring of a fat steroid abusing red headed faggot. it's their fault that baseball is in the steroid era. thanks for ruining baseball.

Orale Holmes · Post by **Orale Holmes** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:44 pm

Gregg Popabitch wrote:

Root for your favorite team in Hebrew!

Icesickle · Post by **Icesickle** » Sun May 06, 2007 6:53 pm

Gregg Popabitch wrote:Fuck the cardinals and their harboring of a fat steroid abusing red headed faggot. it's their fault that baseball is in the steroid era. thanks for ruining baseball.

Tell that to the redhead's bitch that plays on your team. You've got the most bitchmade player in baseball too.

H011A.

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:20 pm

I missed adding him in the phila league because my fucking computer decided to stall on startup .. was late by a minute.

I hear he'll be making around $18.5 million plus it will cost the Yankees around $7.4 million in luxury tax.

Sankofa · Post by **Sankofa** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:31 pm

cornball attention whore

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:32 pm

Overpaid and overrated in 2007.

Guy will pitch officially in like 6 weeks and will have a higher ERA but more wins and the Yanks STILL won't win shit this year.

Nowell's Soul · Post by **Nowell's Soul** » Sun May 06, 2007 9:10 pm

Isotopes, bitches.

(PF Keeper league.)

an-also · Post by **an-also** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:13 pm

I dont get it. How come this guy has a free pass on avoiding training camp and the first couple of months and can just choose any team to go on. Shits disgustin

adverse · Post by **adverse** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:38 am

Magneto wrote:Fat steroid abusing faggot.

Good day.

nuff said

Nowell's Soul · Post by **Nowell's Soul** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:27 am

an-also wrote:I dont get it. How come this guy has a free pass on avoiding training camp and the first couple of months and can just choose any team to go on. Shits disgustin

He has 348 career wins and 4,604 career strikeouts.

jamrage · Post by **jamrage** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:08 am

Gregg Popabitch wrote:Fuck the cardinals and their harboring of a fat steroid abusing red headed faggot. it's their fault that baseball is in the steroid era. thanks for ruining baseball.

While I agree with your Cardinals sentiment ultimately you gotta blame the acne scarred one's first team the A's.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:12 am

ESPN's Dan Patrick is reporting that Roger Clemens will receive a prorated salary of $28 million after signing with the Yankees on Sunday.

That means he'd earn $4.67 million per month or $18.67 million if he returns at the end of May as planned. So much for the Yankees' payroll reduction. This will put them back over $200 million, even after factoring in what the Rangers are paying Alex Rodriguez. In addition to the record salary, Clemens is expected to have the same travel privileges he did in Houston. So if he isn't pitching, there's a good chance he won't be with the team (you can't tell us there's no I in team). May. 6 - 5:31 pm et

1M per start?

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:28 am

Nowell's Soul wrote:Isotopes, bitches.

(PF Keeper league.)

yea roger will come in real handy in your keeper league in 2010

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:32 am

reason is yellow wrote:
Nowell's Soul wrote:Isotopes, bitches.

(PF Keeper league.)
yea roger will come in real handy in your keeper league in 2010

Yeah I mean Roger isn't gonna start atleast for another 6 weeks they say. Either way he isn't Keeper material. This "could be" the year he retires.

SYM · Post by **SYM** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:56 am

The Empire is crumbling.

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:04 am

What if Roger was black?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:39 am

I'm just suprised Yankee fans even want him back. You're only in 2nd place and the pitching will get better. Clemens hated New York fans and the Yankees when he played in Boston. After Toronto he wanted to go to the Rangers or Astros, but settled for a ring and millions.

He called Yank fans low class losers among 50 million other things about the Yankees, yet he sells out for $ and the fans seem to forget the nasty history.

capable_keL · Post by **capable_keL** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:42 am

if anyone thinks Clemens is going to be any better than a .500 pitcher, they are kidding themselves.

I guess Terry Mulholland wasn't available

bringinoutbangerz · Post by **bringinoutbangerz** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:56 am

http://fiyastarter.com/fs-pages/fs-cism ... ewords.htm
"Surly"

"Intense"

Diggedy · Post by **Diggedy** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:30 pm

I was at the game yesterday...

After 28 years and 10 months of living, I finally caught my first foul ball.

Truly awesome feeling.

And Popa, you'll appreciate whose bat it came from.

I'll give you one guess.

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:40 pm

Philaflava wrote:I'm just suprised Yankee fans even want him back. You're only in 2nd place and the pitching will get better. Clemens hated New York fans and the Yankees when he played in Boston. After Toronto he wanted to go to the Rangers or Astros, but settled for a ring and millions.

He called Yank fans low class losers among 50 million other things about the Yankees, yet he sells out for $ and the fans seem to forget the nasty history.

wtf? dude would you rather have anibal sanchez or roger clemens?

would we rather start kei igawa or roger clemens?

DUH?

Reason · Post by **Reason** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:41 pm

CaPaBLe_KeL wrote:if anyone thinks Clemens is going to be any better than a .500 pitcher, they are kidding themselves.

I guess Terry Mulholland wasn't available

people on this site say some ridiculous shit

think before you click submit

terry mulholland?

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:59 pm

reason is yellow wrote:
CaPaBLe_KeL wrote:if anyone thinks Clemens is going to be any better than a .500 pitcher, they are kidding themselves.

I guess Terry Mulholland wasn't available
people on this site say some ridiculous shit

think before you click submit

terry mulholland?

Terry threw a no-hitter.

shopvack · Post by **shopvack** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:00 pm

an-also wrote:I dont get it. How come this guy has a free pass on avoiding training camp and the first couple of months and can just choose any team to go on. Shits disgustin

this bothers me a lot.

agree with mag. fuck clemens

Stunna7516 · Post by **Stunna7516** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:03 pm

his era has been under 3 the past 3 years, and was 2.30 last year. dude shouldnt be anywhere near .500. that is ridiculous that he can basically do whatever the fuck he wants and still make more money than anybody else considering he is old and how he will soon flop if he keeps half ass committing like this.

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:04 pm

Stunna7516 wrote:his era has been under 3 the past 3 years, and was 2.30 last year.

His ERA will surely grow in the AL, fact. His wins will grow too, even bigger fact. Houston shitted on him all last year with no run support, but he shouldn't have that problem at all in NY.

I'm guessing 9 wins with an ERA around 4.

Stunna7516 · Post by **Stunna7516** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:09 pm

yeah in the al he certainly wont have a 2.30 era but to say he wont be a winning pitcher is probably a bad guess. Id say you are about right, 9-5 or so with a 3.80-4.20 era.

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