Anybody Ever See Condorman?
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Anybody Ever See Condorman?
One of my favorite childhood movies. Really bad Disney movie about an overly idealistic comic book writer who gets roped into a CIA spy defecting situation. The redeeming qualities are surprisingly kick ass car chases and boat chases with lasers and missiles, Oliver Reed screaming driving a black porsche, a machine gun walking cane, and a really hot Russian chick.
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With the combination of really bad dialogue, laser boat fights, and Russian villains called the Proctovitch (sp?), this might be your new favorite movie. Did I mention the spy is defecting from the KGB? Her name is Natalia (She's Russian, of course her name is Natalia).drizzle wrote:this looks great
Just imagine Oliver Reed screaming this with a Russian dialect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJqjwrj ... ed&search=Have you seen this report on this Condorman? On this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!
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the dvd is 184 fucking dollars? the original criterion of salo is less than that, damn
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i saw this movie maybe a million times as a kid.
LOVED IT.
from the opening sequence on. pure kid action movie silliness and fun.
LOVED IT.
from the opening sequence on. pure kid action movie silliness and fun.
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I must have seen the trailer a million times before watching any number of movies, it seemed like it was on every VHS that I can remember from that time.
I saw the trailer so many times I can still remember the music as well as specific lines within the trailer like "He's not a member of the CIA, he is a writer of comic books!"
Never saw the movie.
It's just one of those weird things that has stuck with me over the years.
I saw the trailer so many times I can still remember the music as well as specific lines within the trailer like "He's not a member of the CIA, he is a writer of comic books!"
Never saw the movie.
It's just one of those weird things that has stuck with me over the years.
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