Body of Lies - DiCaprio and Crowe
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Eh, my bad. Ridley Scott made American Gangster and Gladiator, if I'm not mistaken, which were both mediocre and would have been much, much better had another director took the projects over. Imagine Scorsese or Spike Lee helming American Gangster for example.
The last movie of Ridley Scott's that I liked was Hannibal, and that's because is what so ridiculous and over the top you couldn't help but be entertained by it.
The last movie of Ridley Scott's that I liked was Hannibal, and that's because is what so ridiculous and over the top you couldn't help but be entertained by it.
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i'm a sucker for spy movies, crowe and leo are both reliable, so i'm pretty hyped
that being said, the trailer gives away too much - i feel like i already know what happends in this whole movie, and it seems kinda formulaic.
that being said, the trailer gives away too much - i feel like i already know what happends in this whole movie, and it seems kinda formulaic.
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EVERY MOVIE EVER should've been directed by john woo in the period of 87-93.
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during the chariot race in ben hur, instead of urging his horse on when the evil fuck tries to fuck with his wheels, Heston whips out dual mossbergs and proceeds to blast everybody including jesus while pidgeons fly around him in slow motion
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instead of pulling out Marshal McLuhen from behind the cutout, Alvy Singer pulls out Magneto who sprays the pedantic windbag 30ish academic dude with a hail of clips from his uzi, while pidgeons fly around him in slowmotion
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instead of Ali Mcgraw dying in her bed, her and Ryan O'neil go on a 20 minute one-shot shooting rampage through the hospital and die an honorable death together in the hail of police gunfire, as pidgeons fly around them in slow motion
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Instead of crying like a little faggot, Bambi stomps the shit out of the hunters using Thumper as a billy-club, as pidgeons fly around them in slow motion
Instead of the blind flower girl thinking Chaplin is a millionaire because she hears the car door close, she thinks he's a professional hitman with a code of honor because all she hears is multiple guns being cocked, as pidgeons fly around her in slow motion
this works for ANY movie
Instead of the blind flower girl thinking Chaplin is a millionaire because she hears the car door close, she thinks he's a professional hitman with a code of honor because all she hears is multiple guns being cocked, as pidgeons fly around her in slow motion
this works for ANY movie
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ok, just a reminder:
The Duelists
Bladerunner
Legend
Black Rain
+ those already listed
now is a good time for the haterz to shut the fuck up
The Duelists
Bladerunner
Legend
Black Rain
+ those already listed
now is a good time for the haterz to shut the fuck up
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