- Richard Pryor explaining how Hillbillies fuck...."HANG OOOOOOOON YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAW!!!!"
- DL Hughley back in 91' on Comic View, he literally had people scared to sit on the front row becuse he would roast everybody then it got to the point where he would walk around the crowd.
Best Quote from him in 91'
"Nigga this is the 90's what the fuck are you doin' with a got-damn Jheri Curl? Who the fuck still makes Jheri curls? I bet it's some old ass wizard in a cave casting spells to give niggz jheri curls.....that muthafuckas over a black cauldron yellin' "WIFFLE DIFFLE DOO......I'LL MAKE A JHERI CURL JUST FOR YOU!!!"
- Dane Cook actually made me laugh with the the Burger King drive thru story. "LARGE FRY MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!"
Richard Pryor and his run in with the Youngstown mafia.
Chris Rock talking about Marion Barry. "Smoked crack and got his job back. You get caught smoking crack at McDonalds you don't get your job back. They don't trust you around a happy meal. Send your ass to Hardee's."
Too many Steven Wright moments to list. "I wish my first word was 'quote', so when I die I could say 'un-quote'."
Too many Carlin to list. But all of You Are All Diseased and Jammin' In New York come to mind.
Bernie Mac "You don't understand. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. KICK IT"
Dave Chappelle and the drug dealing baby. "Hey baby. It's 3 o clock in the morning. What the fuck are you doing?" "I'm sellin weed nigga!"
Eddie Murphy's whole bit about the cookout at his house
Carlin's many different versions of the 7 dirty words bit
Pretty much every thing Mitch Hedberg had ever done
Eddie Murphy's Mr. T., Stevie Wonder, and Larry Holmes bits
"Dosent russian bitches let you shit on their face?" -AxEwOuNdFiStEr-
Masked Terror #1 wrote:We were cranking Slayer on the underwater speakers the whole trip. Sharks love Slayer.
Reggie wrote:Bottom line is that if you're not making rap music because you love it and/or you've got something unique to say, that is, if rap is just your "hustle", then you're a fucking asshole.
cascarrabias wrote:
Dave Chappelle and the drug dealing baby. "Hey baby. It's 3 o clock in the morning. What the fuck are you doing?" "I'm sellin weed nigga!"
That would've been mine...My fav Chappelle moment by far.
So I'll go with Bill Hicks talking about renting both Clam Lappers and Sonic the Hedgehog at the video store. Honestly any Hicks moment, they're all great.
ALSO, Bill Hicks talking about LA crime vs. English crime..."Some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in shashbree"
Karisma wrote:
Eddie Murphy on his pops "a slinky a slinky..."
Bernie Mac "him downstaiiiiiiiiiiiirs...whothefuck is HIM???"
I was just referencing that Eddie stand up two nights ago.
"if I have to pleaaaaddd to the symphony" that shit always puts a huge smile on my face.
also that entire Bernie Mac routine that's on the Kings of Comedy is my favorite thing to watch. I love when that shit is on comedy central. He fucking tears that stage up. "There's about to be some FURNITURE moving up in here"
"Galvatron 78" wrote:
"Nigga this is the 90's what the fuck are you doin' with a got-damn Jheri Curl? Who the fuck still makes Jheri curls? I bet it's some old ass wizard in a cave casting spells to give niggz jheri curls.....that muthafuckas over a black cauldron yellin' "WIFFLE DIFFLE DOO......I'LL MAKE A JHERI CURL JUST FOR YOU!!!"