in order of appearance:
crash, ardamus, cher1, arlene, jennie c? keen, mindbender, malpractice, gm dizzy gillespe, intuition, intellicon, gloss, randomsample, obese jesus (not really).
if i left anyone out, i'm sorry, i'm old and i've smoked lots of pot in the last 22 years.
no real exciting stories.
crash and i met before i discovered the internet. at scribble. he's seen me tell this story before, but i'll stick to just one part. during the battles, it was announced that crash and i were gonna battle each other. this was very shortly after we'd put out the "scapegoat" 12inch. well, when it was time to battle, they ended up sticking crash against someone else, rather than me. so, when crash starts his battle raps, he starts out on this dude with "it's the caffiene the nicotine..." (quote from scapegoat).
oops.
since then, i have met him numerous times. good dude.
ardamus and i met before i'd discovered the internet. we met through a mutual friend at a show i played in maryland. him and i got wasted on boone's and we played cards with some lady that i thought was homeless, but she wasn't. ardamus left with her that night. that's all i know about that night.
i don't even know how to properly tell the cher1 story.
but i knew him before he won the itf and got all arrogant.
he used to be a nice guy. my ex ex ex girlfriend thought he was a nice young lad.
now he's on some international playboy shit.
at least until that eastern european herpes gets him.
arlene used to follow dibbs around state to state, just as a fan, no groupie shit. and since dibbs was rolling with me, i got to see too much of her. we got along really well on some "pick on each other" shit. then one time somewhere in illinois, i stole her iron maiden trucker cap. she was livid. i took that fucking hat around the world and took hella photos in magazines with it. i made that frickin hat famous, and then gave it back to her. i'm sure it smelled like balls by the time she got it back. cause i rubbed it on my balls right before i returned it.
when i returned it, she gave me a reward. she allowed me to live.
for some reason i think jennie c is a lady who i have met a few times.
at shows? if i am wrong i apologize, and may the good lord extract a few ounces of my come from me tonight in my sleep.
keen and i met in philly. we got wasted together on whiskey. i don't even remember where we got wasted. by the end of the night i tried being sleazy with her but she wasn't having it. instead, she made sure i got back to my hotel safe, because i was more wasted than i should have been in a city i didn't know. keen introduced me to muggs. i have his phone number, and sometimes i call him to wish him a happy whichever it is holiday.
i've met malpractice a few times. you know i love you. even when i am mean to you.
gm dizzy once drove all the way to minneapolis (from ohio) to buy a car from me. he has never mentioned this on here because i ripped him off pretty bad. only swindled him cause he's from ohio.
he doesn't know this, but he said something to me about my garbage music that inspired me.
i met mindbender a few times.
after meeting him, i started posting with emoticons.
never did that til after i met him.
met intuition a couple times. nice dude. nice raps.
i had sex with intellicon.
wasn't nothing to sneeze at.
a dependable 6.
i met gloss recently.
it was awesome. he actually introduced me to his lady and his friends, without treating me like shit.
he was very respectful.
i beemed.
met random sample in passing.
in a loud bar.
if that counts.
i didn't really meet obese jesus, but he yelled something at me as i drove past him in a van. he sounded drunk, so i thought about pulling over and grabbing him. figured me and my crew could run a train on this thick pasteoid. you know how they get. but i was tired, and decided to call it a night.
oh yeah, and hopps, blueprint, sage, employer, maclethalcuntfucker.
all good blokes. all friends. i'm sure there's more.
hopefully i will meet classyplastic someday.
would smoke weed with employee. my weed.
can't believe i just typed all of that.
i'm going to bed.