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not to mention the fact that in every other action scene someone scales a building for absolutely no reason, seriously wtfbattlecatmeowstab212 wrote:It's not just the script. Gavin Hood deserves a HUGE amount of the blame.Psychosis wrote:Really? I heard it was the script that fucked everything up.Gregg Popabitch wrote: Gavin Hood is out of his element with blockbuster action movies, it looks like.
/haven't seen it yet and might not ever with all the negative feedback
Case in point:
You know the cliche action movie overhead shot where the protagonist is on his knees and shouts "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" to the Heavens?
Wolverine does this a grand total of FOUR TIMES in the motion picture.
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wow why all the hate, this movie was great. i liked it. it had alot of cliches and shit, but i didnt give a fuck, dead pool was dope, wolverine and sabertooth were dope, they had alot of good fights, i left the theater satisfied. i wasnt going into it expecting some kinda deep dramatic emotional shit. i just wanted some dope action with my favorite mutants.
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Without a doubt, the most mentioned comparison I've heard from anyone. That was my exact thought during that scene. I expected Jessica Rabbit to appear from behind the shower curtain and offer him a blowjob. THAT was arguably the most shameful thing about the movie.Lebong Jame$ wrote:anybody else think the special effects were terrible? the part where he's looking at his new claws in the mirror was on some roger rabbit shit
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no way.
the worst part of the movie was definitely:
Logan: I NEED TO FIND STRYKER'S ISLAND!!!
Will.I.Am: chill. maybe blob knows. but you'll have to beat him in a boxing match to find out.
Logan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! THIS PART OF TEH PLOT MAKES NO SENSE BUT SINCE NOTHING ELSE IN THE PLOT DOES, I'LL GO ALONG WITH IT.
(ridiculous boxing match ensues)
the worst part of the movie was definitely:
Logan: I NEED TO FIND STRYKER'S ISLAND!!!
Will.I.Am: chill. maybe blob knows. but you'll have to beat him in a boxing match to find out.
Logan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! THIS PART OF TEH PLOT MAKES NO SENSE BUT SINCE NOTHING ELSE IN THE PLOT DOES, I'LL GO ALONG WITH IT.
(ridiculous boxing match ensues)
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Oh man, the whole scene around that too...Captin Planit wrote:Without a doubt, the most mentioned comparison I've heard from anyone. That was my exact thought during that scene. I expected Jessica Rabbit to appear from behind the shower curtain and offer him a blowjob. THAT was arguably the most shameful thing about the movie.Lebong Jame$ wrote:anybody else think the special effects were terrible? the part where he's looking at his new claws in the mirror was on some roger rabbit shit
PUT ON MY DEAD SON'S CLOTHES NAKED KNIFE MAN
YOU BROKE MY SINK? HAVE MY MOTORCYCLE CLAW MAN
Gregg Popabitch wrote:anyone that liked this movie, might be a piece of shit in general.
this is coming from someone that usually likes everything.
but yeah, you are a piece of shit if you like this movie. like, there is nothing worth redeeming in your life.
the highlight of your life would be taking a shit successfully without getting some on your face.
tremendous fail.
just read this, couldn't have said this better myself...eva..
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I thought that sometimes. I was like "yo, that is mad sloppy and undone."Lebong Jame$ wrote:anybody else think the special effects were terrible? the part where he's looking at his new claws in the mirror was on some roger rabbit shit
even in the scene with the helicopter, there's some glitches left in.
sometimes it was just lazy. but I still kinda loved it.
yeah, that was kinda stupid.Gregg Popabitch wrote:no way.
the worst part of the movie was definitely:
Logan: I NEED TO FIND STRYKER'S ISLAND!!!
Will.I.Am: chill. maybe blob knows. but you'll have to beat him in a boxing match to find out.
Logan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! THIS PART OF TEH PLOT MAKES NO SENSE BUT SINCE NOTHING ELSE IN THE PLOT DOES, I'LL GO ALONG WITH IT.
(ridiculous boxing match ensues)
a couple REEEEALLY large leaps of logic and major gaps of disbelief in this. I almost was like "how conveeeeenient of Sabertooth to show up RIGHT at the end there, on the fucking edge of the nuclear tower at that very moment." If he didn't have that jump-crawl ability, I'd be like SUPER but I was just like semi-
also what about the scene where Gambit comes flying out the air twirling that stick and smashes Wolverine for no reason and saves Sabertooth? sigh. why? that last-second-possible-save shit in movies is fucking played out if it is done as implausibly as it was done here.
most of the actors put in decent to great performances, and some of the characters were in it for far too short of a time, but it was still a successful failure.
I KNEW I HATED GAVIN HOOD FOR A REASON! 'Tsotsi' sucked ass. He directed this into the garbage can of big time solo superhero movies.
still, I don't hate this movie. The scene where he got his adamantium was pretty dope.
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Movie was aight at best. I enjoyed it tho'. The actors did a great job, but the script and the plot was just horrible. Definitely could've used some Wolverine in the wild development. How did they leave that out? And Gambit attacking Wolverine in the middle of his fight with Sabertooth, when Sabertooth is the one that captured Gambit, made ZERO sense. I dunno, but something about this movie seemed like it was rushed for summer.
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Originally I thought the movie was just okay, but in hindsight it's not even that good. I'm thinking maybe a 5-6 on the action film scale. On the comic snob scale this is somewhere between X-men 3 and Generation X.
Some of the special effects were janky as fuck though. The Roger Rabbit comparison for the bathroom scene is on point. Shit reminded me of the piece of bread on the Asher Roth album cover...
Also, it is flat out wrong to see will.i.am get more lines and screen time in a film than Ryan Reynolds. Especially since Reynolds is supposed to be fucking Deadpool and all. Really, the whole enterprise ends up as a classic case of trying to do too much in too little space. Everything on screen suffers because of it. You're not supposed to be able to fuck up an action film based on a guy who has knives that comes out of his fists this easy.
Some of the special effects were janky as fuck though. The Roger Rabbit comparison for the bathroom scene is on point. Shit reminded me of the piece of bread on the Asher Roth album cover...
Also, it is flat out wrong to see will.i.am get more lines and screen time in a film than Ryan Reynolds. Especially since Reynolds is supposed to be fucking Deadpool and all. Really, the whole enterprise ends up as a classic case of trying to do too much in too little space. Everything on screen suffers because of it. You're not supposed to be able to fuck up an action film based on a guy who has knives that comes out of his fists this easy.
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Gavin Hood sucks asschunks.
I saw the movie again tonight in the theater. The things that the actors aren't responsible for look worse and worse with each viewing. I've seen this movie 5 times since Friday.
why the fuck didn't Wolverine EVER get blood on his claws? I know adamantium is the hardest metal on earth and all but is up with him stabbing through mad motherfuckers (finally) but not getting bloody? lame.
and it made no sense for him to hear Colonel Stryker while he was in the adamantium chamber.
plus that last Deadpool fight had so many leaps of logic it hurt my head. if it wasn't so god damn ill with the teleporting and the fancy stabbings, it woulda been superludicrous.
Hugh Jackman embodies Wolverine perfectly. I liked that though.
I saw the movie again tonight in the theater. The things that the actors aren't responsible for look worse and worse with each viewing. I've seen this movie 5 times since Friday.
why the fuck didn't Wolverine EVER get blood on his claws? I know adamantium is the hardest metal on earth and all but is up with him stabbing through mad motherfuckers (finally) but not getting bloody? lame.
and it made no sense for him to hear Colonel Stryker while he was in the adamantium chamber.
plus that last Deadpool fight had so many leaps of logic it hurt my head. if it wasn't so god damn ill with the teleporting and the fancy stabbings, it woulda been superludicrous.
Hugh Jackman embodies Wolverine perfectly. I liked that though.
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The movie as it is has five watchable minutes, all of which were Ryan Reynolds' opening scene as Deadpool.
The bootleg has ten watchable minutes which come from the opening credit scene that is ruined in the final version by the horrible score.
Everything else is awful. The Wolverine/Gambit fight scene may be the worst action sequence ever committed to film.
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The bootleg has ten watchable minutes which come from the opening credit scene that is ruined in the final version by the horrible score.
Everything else is awful. The Wolverine/Gambit fight scene may be the worst action sequence ever committed to film.
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why would you watch a movie you don't like 5 times?
http://www.newsarama.com/film/050906-Deadpool.html
The post-Wolverine machine keeps rolling at Fox.
As reported yesterday, Hugh Jackmanגs Seed Productions is already working on a sequel to this weekendגs #1 movie that will be set in Japan, and now, according to Variety, Fox has also begun development on Deadpool, a spinoff that will star Ryan Reynolds in the lead role.
The film will be produced by Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel.
And from The Hollywood Reporter:
It is understood that Reynolds would regain the ability to mouth off, with the movie going back to the roots of the character known for his slapstick tone and propensity to break the fourth wall. The character also was disfigured in "Wolverine," though it's unclear at this time how much the studio would want to mess with Reynolds' handsome mug.
The project is out to writers.
Fox considered a "Deadpool" spinoff early in "Wolverine's" development process, which is why it cast Reynolds. The actor was brought back in the month before the movie's release to shoot one of two "Easter egg" scenes that appeared after the end credits. The scene showed Deadpool alive, though when last audiences saw him, he appeared to be dead.
The news comes a not a huge surprise to fans, as in our recent poll Deadpool was the runaway favorite when asked גWho Should be in the Next Marvel Mutant Movie?ג
http://www.newsarama.com/film/050906-Deadpool.html
The post-Wolverine machine keeps rolling at Fox.
As reported yesterday, Hugh Jackmanגs Seed Productions is already working on a sequel to this weekendגs #1 movie that will be set in Japan, and now, according to Variety, Fox has also begun development on Deadpool, a spinoff that will star Ryan Reynolds in the lead role.
The film will be produced by Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel.
And from The Hollywood Reporter:
It is understood that Reynolds would regain the ability to mouth off, with the movie going back to the roots of the character known for his slapstick tone and propensity to break the fourth wall. The character also was disfigured in "Wolverine," though it's unclear at this time how much the studio would want to mess with Reynolds' handsome mug.
The project is out to writers.
Fox considered a "Deadpool" spinoff early in "Wolverine's" development process, which is why it cast Reynolds. The actor was brought back in the month before the movie's release to shoot one of two "Easter egg" scenes that appeared after the end credits. The scene showed Deadpool alive, though when last audiences saw him, he appeared to be dead.
The news comes a not a huge surprise to fans, as in our recent poll Deadpool was the runaway favorite when asked גWho Should be in the Next Marvel Mutant Movie?ג
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a wolverine movie in japan is a great idea but now i have low expectations.
i liked what i read about for the deadpool spinoff except for the "though it's unclear at this time how much the studio would want to mess with Reynolds' handsome mug. "
btw, does anyone have a link to the ending after the credits?
i liked what i read about for the deadpool spinoff except for the "though it's unclear at this time how much the studio would want to mess with Reynolds' handsome mug. "
btw, does anyone have a link to the ending after the credits?